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Avē Imperātor by MeinirRhos for Hellilou
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Apr 2026
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A renowned gladiator known as the Serpent, Crowley finds himself in the service of Aziraphale, emperor of all Rome. Having been ripped from the ludus where he served as doctore, he is not pleased at this turn of events. But the emperor is not what Crowley expected, and in turn, Crowley is not what he seems. How will this oddly matched pair navigate the strange waters of their newfound life together?
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- Part 1 of Avē Imperātor
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- English
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- 172,023
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- 33/33
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- 3
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01 Jun 2026
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Stede draws his attention back to the head massage, alternating pressure from the kind of bruising that’s enough to knead a migraine away, to gentle, delicate strokes through his hair. He grows almost meditative with it, forcing his eyes away from Ed’s face and simply enjoying the feeling of body heat and cool, damp-silk hair against his palms. Truthfully, he could do this for hours, rather than the usual three-to-five minutes that’s usually afforded to customers when they…
When…
It’s been longer than three-to-five minutes.
A quick glance at the clock reveals it’s been far, far longer than three-to-five minutes.
Stede doesn’t mind, obviously. And Ed doesn’t seem to be about to question it. But the snide little Lucius-like voice in the back of his mind points out that almost twenty fucking minutes is maybe a bit of an overkill.
Stede yanks his hands away from Ed’s hair like it’s covered in bleach.
“Okey-doke!” Stede manages, voice shrill and a little strangled.
From across the salon, the real Lucius snorts.
(OR: Stede's a hair stylist. Ed shows up for an appointment. And shows up. And shows up. And shows up...)
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- English
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- 106,257
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- 8/8
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15 Sep 2024
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Chemistry by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).
They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.
That's all about to change.
- Language:
- English
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- 122,086
- Chapters:
- 19/19
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- 5
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09 Aug 2024
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Stuck On You by Zin_Lynn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2024
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After a drunken handfasting ceremony goes awry, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves magically bound to be touching at all times. In order to set the situation to rights, they must embark on a multi-day journey to seek help from the last true witch in England.
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- English
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- 56,496
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 3
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08 Aug 2024
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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- English
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- 33,059
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 21
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- 1,922
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18 May 2024
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Honestly, fuck Jack. Ed could do so much better than fuckin' "Calico" Jack. Just because he'd been in a funk for a few years that didn't mean... Well, Ed knew he was attractive. He could be sexy. He could. And he could pull someone so completely opposite to Jack they might as well be from different planets.
Enter the gorgeous posh blond bloke at the end of the bar.
Oh, he would do nicely.
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Ed and Stede have the worst exes in the world, but with a little bit of fuckery and a fabricated relationship (that's maybe getting a bit too real), they can help each other get them off their backs.
But what happens when their attraction to each other grows, and yet they’ve only agreed to touch each other when other people are around?
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- English
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- 100,426
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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04 Feb 2024
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Stede wonders what the man looks like. He doesn’t sound young like the first profile. Maybe a man in his late thirties? Or forties, perhaps? “Yes, of course, but I—” He shifts on the sofa, feeling embarrassed. “I’m rather new to this, I’m afraid.”
The man hums, and another shiver runs down Stede’s spine. “To phone sex?” he asks. “Paying for it? To talking to a man?”
“All of the above,” Stede sighs. “I mean, I’ve talked to men before, obviously, but…”
“Not for sex.”
Stede figures that the safest way to figure out if he's actually attracted to men is by calling a phone sex line.
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- Part 1 of Phone Sex AU
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- English
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- 58,864
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 3
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03 Sep 2023
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Celestial Bodies by Justkeeptrekkin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Sep 2019
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The year is 1923. Aziraphale's friends at the gentlemen's club invite him for a weekend away in Devon. He asks Crowley to join. It gets very silly and very messy very quickly.
That's just how things were in the roaring twenties.
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- 6/6
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27 May 2023
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Stede dotes on Ed in the bedroom. Ed sure as hell isn’t complaining, but it makes it hard for him to repay the favor. So he decides to create a few ground rules. It works out beautifully, and then even better when Stede breaks his leash.
_____________________“I only get to touch you three times?” Stede asks.
“Yup,” Ed says, “Say the word, and you get to touch me wherever you want, however you want, until I tell you to stop.”
“That sounds…” Stede hesitates, “Well it sounds quite difficult.”
“I have faith in you.”
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05 May 2023
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“Come here.” Ed puts his hand back behind Stede’s neck and pulls him close. “Listen, I know you said no sex, but… would you try it, just once, with me? I promise we’ll stop if it ever gets to be too much. Solemn vow.”
Stede stays silent for a moment. He thinks of Mary, not even meeting his eyes as they performed their marital duties. And he thinks of Ed, pulling back after their first kiss, gazing at him as if Stede were the most beautiful thing in the world.
“Alright,” he whispers.
*Stede doesn't like sex. At least, he thinks he doesn't, because he's never had sex with someone he's actually attracted to before. Ed very patiently teaches him that sex can actually be enjoyable. There is crying. Bon apetit.
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13 Apr 2023
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Without breaking his gaze, Ed leaned in close, crowding Stede until his back hit the wall.
His eyes flicked to the door beside them. “When we step through that door,” he said, “we’ll begin.”Written for the ofmd kinkmeme prompt “Ed domming Stede in bed/going full Blackbeard on him, to both of their delight."
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- 3,333
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- 1/1
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08 Mar 2023
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Talking things through as a crew is easier said than done, and honest communication has never really been Stede’s strong suit. When it comes to Ed, he is willing to try.
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- English
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- 124,159
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 354
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18 Feb 2023
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“I own Queen Anne’s Tattoo and Piercing,” Ed says. “It’s nice to meet another queer shop owner.”
“Oh! Oh, actually, I’m not a member of the LGBT community myself. Just a—” Stede’s eyes drift to Ed’s mouth, noticing, for the first time, a silver stud on his tongue. Stede swallows, hard. “Passionate ally. Um. Would you like a pronoun pin?”
or: the one where stede considers himself the token straight in his all-queer friend group…until he meets ed, a handsome tattoo artist, at a pride event. fake-dating shenanigans ensue. this one goes out to everyone (me) who was a suspiciously enthusiastic #ally before realizing that……..oh.
[more info in beginning notes; explicit chapters posted]
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25 Sep 2022
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It’s “doesn’t mean a thing,” that gets Ed into trouble. Because, turns out, it means a fucking a lot.
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- 3/3
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25 Sep 2022
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Stede is not used to being touched. Ed insists touching is good for the body, and decides to help Stede, you know, for the health benefits.
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- Part 1 of Bodies Doing Good
- Language:
- English
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- 21,395
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 5
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18 Aug 2022
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“Now you’re—” Stede babbles, going absolutely pinkish. “You’re laughing again!”
Ed nods, still giggling. “I’m just—I’m sorry, it’s not because—”
“Am I doing something wrong?”
“Stede, darling,” Ed says, cupping Stede’s face. “Don’t be foolish. It’s because you’re doing something right.”
Or: Stede’s never laughed during sex before. Hell, he’s barely even smiled. So when Edward can’t stop giggling during their first time, he’s not really sure what to think.
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- Part 1 of love, laughter, and other fine things
- Language:
- English
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- 6,424
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 385
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17 Apr 2022
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Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.
- Language:
- English
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- 16,940
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- 1/1
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- 296
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17 Dec 2021
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26 Dec 2020
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Old Vines by sevdrag (seventhe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Mar 2021
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A.Z. Fell, one of the most respected names in wine and food blogging, has been sent on assignment with his assistant Warlock Dowling to spend six months in California Wine Country. Under direction (by his boss, Gabriel) to use this experience to double his blog followers and write a novel, Aziraphale is both excited and anxious about the opportunity.
Anthony J. Crowley is the owner and viticulturalist of Ecdyses, a winery that unexpectedly fell into his lap eleven years ago when he hit rock bottom. He may be in debt, yeah, but he’s paying off his loans — and despite pressure from his lenders and their team of inspectors, Crowley has found a kind of contentment tending his little corner of terroir and producing extraordinary wine. Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in.
Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other. The summer of 2019 unfolds.
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- Part 1 of Ecdyses (The Old Vines universe)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 189,706
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 17
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- 3,256
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- 124,246
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24 Nov 2020
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 1
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- 546
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07 Oct 2020