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    A collection of short stories spanning the month of December 2022, as Aziraphale and Crowley celebrate the holidays.

    Lots of fluff, occasional smut. :3

    Follows my previous "Ineffable Holidays" stories (2019, 2020, and 2021), but you do not necessarily have to read the previous stories to enjoy these ones. <3

    Language:
    English
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    4,296
    Chapters:
    5/31
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    426
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    When God created the universe, she made it so that none of her creations ever had to be alone. It was an act benevolence, something kind before she disappeared to never be heard from again, except for on special occasions of course, and it worked. No one had to be alone if they had someone else that was meant to be by their side, not even angels, not even demons. Once demons were cast from heaven that is, but you’re probably wondering how God bestowed this precious miracle. Let’s just say, it was all in a name.

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    English
    Words:
    1,653
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    29
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    Everything was exactly the same. (Except it's not, is it?)

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    806
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    1
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    9
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    The demon Azirafell was standing on the wall of the eastern gate when a sertain red haired angel appeared. That day he learned that the angel's name was Crowley, that maybe angels were not so bad and that he wanted to see crowley again, he definitely would.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,505
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    12
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    Right at the moment of Belos' triumph in the Gravesfield Cemetery, two strangers appear and things take an odd turn.

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    English
    Words:
    1,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    62
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    The Light Family is a long line of proud pureblood Gryffindors that also work for the Ministry of Magic. Their sworn enemies, the Fallen family another pureblood family and are a long line of proud Slytherins. When Aziraphale Z. Light and Crowley Fallen first meet on the train to their first year at Hogwarts, the two become fast friends. Together they bond over their mutual pressures brought on by their families and find escapism in each other's company. They have to keep their relationship a secret from their respective families, which becomes increasingly difficult as their feelings and bond grow.
    BONUS: Transgender Crowley arc

    Rated M for language, heavy themes of toxic families, generational trauma, healing from said trauma, abuse of power, explicit discussion of sexuality and gender, gender dysphoria, mild homophobia, angst, and heavy romantic themes with some sexual themes

    Chapters 1-2 edited by Janeth @blueberrijan on Instagram

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    English
    Words:
    31,334
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1093
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    The important thing, Crowley tells himself -- the most important thing -- is Adam, his brilliant, creative, empathetic nephew. Being fourteen's hard enough on its own, the kid didn't ask to deal with the weight of the world on top of it.
    And if taking care of Adam means Crowley has to tough it out at a job he can’t stand, so be it.
    And if Crowley's job means that Adam’s charming English teacher is NOT a romantic possibility, well, that's just how things go.
    But the occasional drink with Aziraphale proves hard to resist. They frequent the same pub, so who can object to them saying hello? Briefly sharing a table? Perhaps a little conversation? The painful knowledge that it can’t be anything more -- not without somebody getting fired or sued or both -- well, that can't be helped.
    Until Crowley stumbles onto a terribly reckless idea...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    140
    Chapters:
    20/44
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1056
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    Prompt 32 - Body Swap

    Aziraphale has a bit of trouble learning to walk in Crowley's corporation... turns out there is a good reason why he can't keep his balance.

    ~***~

    A collection of ficlets, of the cursed smutty kind, written as fills for crack prompts on discord. Relevant tags included in individual chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,811
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    954
    Kudos:
    805
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    14601
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    Aziraphale is stressed, and Crowley is good at helping, and the author is very obsessed with Billy Joel.
    (or, Crowley sings his angel to sleep. Fluff, cuddles and literal sleeping together ensue.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    876
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    51
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    Aziraphale is confused when archangel Gabriel knocks on his door with a new, nameless angel with him.

    Crowley finds the situation... odd.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,100
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    682
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    Anthony J. Crowley, a talented virtuoso violinist finally makes the move west to Nightingale Bay, Oregon after escaping a simultaneously promising yet toxic life at Elysian Conservatory of Music in New York City.

    Aziraphale Z. Fell is Eastern Gate University’s friendly and talented piano professor and symphony conductor.

    Let's see how that goes, shall we?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,701
    Chapters:
    12/22
    Comments:
    273
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3718
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    For twelve long years, Aziraphale has tried to give her husband a child, with very little success. A desperate trek up the mountain to the faerie court may see her wish come true but there are always consequences when it comes to dealing with the fae.

    Based on the song "Changeling Child" by Heather Dale

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    12,874
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    510
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    Teasing and banter after the Apocanot finally lead to the Arrangement becoming an Understanding, between two human-shaped beings that have orbited each other for the entire lifetime of the Earth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    166
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    “The food is nothing more than a perk, an advantage to the already joyous celebration of which I would like to celebrate. I know it seems a bit silly, but we are free now, Dear. Why not indulge in a little human festivities? I think humans dedicating a holiday to being thankful is beautiful. Besides, we’ve participated in lots of human entertainment before.”

    “It was part of the job description, wasn’t it? Besides, I’ve never felt any sort of need to be thankful.”

    Aziraphale raised his eyebrows up in disbelief and smiled.

    “Nothing to be thankful for? Not even a bit?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    London 1941

    A little bit of care for the demon that had walked across Holy ground for the angel he loves.

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    English
    Words:
    3,651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    273
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    When Hob meets Agnes Nutter in the year 1600, she tells him these three things:

    Steareth clear of assuming friendship, even though thou dost feel assured of it.
    When thou arrivest at the horse with a carriage of iron pulled by none, thou shall waite in vain, but do not give up hope, for dreams will come to you when they are free.
    And lastly, a duck is more that it appeareth.

    How is that supposed to make any sense?

    Or alternatively: Dream is not the only encounter Hob has in a tavern (or around one).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,064
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    389
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    3720
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    Maybe the plan wasn't for Armageddon to bring about the end of the world- maybe it was to bring two pining idiots together.

    Or

    God is sick of Crowley and Aziraphale dancing around each other so she does something about it. How they confess from God's perspective.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    207
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    Crowley gets caught in the rain. Aziraphale takes care of him.

    (A self indulgent cuddle fic)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    222
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    Crowley—Anthony Crowley—has dreamed all his life of being like James Bond. Unfortunately, life at the Home Office isn't as exciting as he'd thought it would be...until, he hears that Carolyn Martens of the Russia desk needs an MI5 connection to help track an intriguing man suspected of being a part of the notorious international gang, the Angels.

    Could Crowley be the right man for the job? Or will this be his downfall?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,587
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1128
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    They hadn’t planned to adopt the cats.

    They also hadn't exactly planned on the Aziraphale plushie, nor on the glaring monstera plant in the corner.

    The domestic bliss, though... well, that part went just about according to plan. Aside from the extra fur, anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    466

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