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1718. The Golden Age of Piracy.
Former pirates Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach retire to run an inn on land.
Things do not go as planned…
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This is a story about growth.
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Ed decides he and Stede should start fucking Izzy.
Izzy, who's always held a torch for Edward, has his boundaries pushed and hopes dashed.
Wee John notices a negative pattern with Izzy between Izzy and the captains, but also Izzy and the crew, when it doesn't resolve itself and Izzy seems to be getting worse, Wee John steps in to help how he can.
The crew are cunts in this. If you like the crew--this is so not the story for you--you will not like any of them but Wee John. There's LOTS of sex scenes in this. Izzy enjoys none of them.
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If I Get Lost Along the Way by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Ed has resigned himself to a life he hates, stressed and bored at work and burning through a rotation of shitty boyfriends. Stede is doing what he actually wants for the first time in his life and is struggling to see a way forward beyond just making it through each day. After they hit it off when they both go to key Ed's ex boyfriend's car after Ed breaks up with him at Stede's restaurant, they'll have to navigate finding love later in life and put in the work of healing themselves and helping each other so they can build a life they're excited to live.
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Lay me gently in the cold dark earth by eleanorasbery
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Stede Bonnet is dying, has been for a long time. He’s known about it for going on 12 years, an inoperable brain tumour. Yep. Right in the centre, getting its filthy little paws into all sorts of juicy parts of Stedes brain, just sitting there and causing all sorts of havoc till the day it finally finishes him off. At first the idea of death terrified him to his core but by now he’s pretty much accepted it, being terminally ill is just a part of his personality at this point, he’s learned to live with it.
It’s not until a sexy, long haired, leather clad specimen of a man comes into his life does he reconsider how fulfilling life could actually be.
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Edward Teach arrives at his AirHotel to find it's the fanciest house he's ever seen. The host has left him all kinds of luxurious treats, including the most comfortable pair of slippers.
The more he finds out about his host, Stede Edward Harcourt Bonnet, who's visiting his children in Aotearoa NZ, the more bewitched he becomes.
When he accidentally stumbles across Stede's favourite sex toy one evening, a whole new world of self-discovery is opened up for both of them from across the globe.
They do their best to navigate the unexpected situation they find themselves in, and learn to accept themselves as they accept each other.
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#NeedforStede by WellSussed (SaltyRecommendation3) for Frawg_Spawn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Stede’s hot, and his very queer audience has noticed. This is fine. It’s what Ed expected to see. He can relate, after all.
Ed should stop scrolling there.
He does not.
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Ed's in love with his best friend, Stede--and once he starts becoming famous, so is the entire internet, and Ed's hot and bothered about it.
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Ed and Stede have survived storms and scarcity, hardship and heartbreak to make their ways back to each other.
Now they have to figure out how to be together.
Fortunately, they have all the time in the world.
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Stede takes his precious sub Ed to a kink club for a bit of fun. That's it, that's the fic.
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Ed got his gay awakening when he was twenty-two and saw what might be the worst porno of all time, starring a blond cutie named "Steve".
It's now twenty-five years later. Ed's single, lonely, and bored. Luckily (?) for him, his life is about to get a lot more interesting.
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This was written for The 13 Days of Crimes-mas challenge. Day 1: Shoplifting, Commandeering a Coffin. It was inspired, sort of, by a "House M.D." episode in which House discovers that his friend Wilson was once in a really terrible porno. (You may recognize the line "Be not afraid. The forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman.")
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Ed is working the kissing booth at a charity carnival, and it's a pretty sweet gig. The rules are simple: everyone gets the same dry, closed-mouthed peck no matter how much they donate, and Ed doesn't have to kiss anyone he doesn't want to. The booth is just a bit of fun, not really expected to be a huge moneymaker and Ed volunteered for it because it seemed like the easiest option and the shifts on it are short.
He's just getting to the end of his hour when a gorgeous blonde DILF shows up, and Ed wants to throw the whole 'chaste peck' rule out the window.
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Ed runs a cat rescue, 'Blackbeard's Cat and Kitten Rescue', named after his cat Blackbeard who he adopted off the streets. Stede is newly divorced, and wants to adopt a cat for some company. They will absolutely fall in love.
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A creature has been (re)discovered: the Kraken.
Inexperienced marine biologist Stede Bonnet finds himself Kraken keeper and things very much do not go as planned.This will be a story, NOT STANDALONE CHAPTERS, but each chapter will hit one or more prompts for MoFuFebruary (link in notes).
(FYI, the mpreg tag is a solid maybe/sort of for a later chapter, but the tag's going up nice and early so everyone is forewarned, just in case) -
true colors shine (in darkness and in secrecy) by yaz113
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Mar 2024
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Edward Teach is on a mission to convince Stede and Izzy to “get along” by any means necessary.
But when he finally succeeds, the ease with which the two men fall into each other leaves more questions than answers. -
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In 1718 Edward "Blackbeard" Teach was being harried by the British and desperate to save his life. His deliverance came in the dubious deal offered to him by the Gentleman Pirate. At the time, he didn't think selling his soul was too high a price for his life, but that was before he withstood the trials of time.
For three hundred years Ed has lived dealing in souls, longing for his freedom and hating the man that doomed him. Once every hundred years he has a chance at freedom if only one of Bonnet's bloodline takes over his contract. He's failed twice already, but in 2018 he comes face to face with Stede Bonnet. Newly divorced, eccentric, endearingly sweet Stede Bonnet.
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"Suddenly, Ed felt Stede whisper in his ear
“See, Ed? Not getting any harder, is it?"
Ed just grinned at that, and cupped his balls, slowly massaging them in his hands, earning a small sigh from Stede. After that, he moved two fingers to his taint, pressing and rubbing slow circles.
Stede was clearly biting back a moan when he looked down, saw his now hard cock, and let his head fall back with a thud against the wall, squeezing his eyes shut.
Score one for Ed, zero for Stede."
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Stede and Ed are co-workers, both working at a marketing company. Ed is Stede's office arch-nemesis, but they have to work together on a new campaign in order to get a promotion. Ed likes seducing Stede and Stede is stubborn enough to prove Ed wrong, and go along with his seductions.
Smut ensues- an enemies to lovers fic-
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On the heaving dance floor of his local gay club, surrounded by sweating bodies, Ed soaks in the freedom of no responsibilities for one blissful evening. He grins at his dance partner and then turns, his gaze skimming over the heads of his fellow clubbers until it alights on a man by the bar, drink in hand, wearing a tight charcoal t-shirt and skinny jeans, his blond curly hair swept off his forehead.
Stede.
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- Part 2 of The Benefits of Befriending Stede Bonnet
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Vignettes of Ed & Stede's time as co-innkeepers.
Ed had a habit of talking for the sake of it because long silences made him nervous and Stede took great delight in kissing him during those moments. Stede fussed with everything like they didn’t need to rebuild the shack from the ground up and Ed adored sitting on the floor cross-legged while listening to him ramble on about interior design (even though all Ed remembered is how Stede’s eyes sparkle when he’s excited). It was easy to bask in the absolute glow of true love without anyone else around.
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- Part 3 of marmalade & fine silk
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Stede and Mary have been happily married for a year. Nothing short of blissful, they’ve just moved into their first home, and plan on starting a family soon. Their plans are derailed when Mary’s friend, Evelyn, asks them to temporarily home her friend who has recently gotten out of prison for a crime he committed in self defense.
Stede did not expect to have as much in common with his guest as he turned out to. He did not expect to enjoy his company as much as he does. And he certainly did not expect to fall in love with Edward Teach the way that he can’t seem to stop himself from doing.
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Set in some undefined time post-s1 but where s2 doesn't exist, Israel Hands has a no good very bad day when he walks into the captain's quarters and witnesses Blackbeard on his hands and knees getting rawdogged by Stede Bonnet. If that's not bad enough, Bonnet's got the biggest cock he's ever seen and when he's finally able to tear his eyes off of it, Izzy finds Stede staring straight at him.
Well, fuck.
What's a first mate to do but flee the situation (and then furiously masturbate hidden in the depths of his self-hatred/own bedroom)?
More importantly, will Izzy's sanity survive what Ed and Stede plan to do about it?
Will Ed's asshole?
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Sweet Little Kitten by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Mar 2024
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Ed gets to wear his little kitty collar and be called Stede's perfect little kitten during sex. That's it, that's the fic.