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    Stede Bonnet runs away to Antarctica to work in a remote weather station. Things do not go as planned.

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    Ed has resigned himself to a life he hates, stressed and bored at work and burning through a rotation of shitty boyfriends. Stede is doing what he actually wants for the first time in his life and is struggling to see a way forward beyond just making it through each day. After they hit it off when they both go to key Ed's ex boyfriend's car after Ed breaks up with him at Stede's restaurant, they'll have to navigate finding love later in life and put in the work of healing themselves and helping each other so they can build a life they're excited to live.

    Updating daily!

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    huoh-huoh-huoh, huoh-hhonk-hhhhhuohk. Huok-huok-huhok huok huok, huok-ok-oh-huok hhh onk.

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    The year is 1717, cell phones exist, and the attack on the Republic of Pirates has failed.

    Friend and foe alike banded together to beat back the English navy, earning themselves another day of freedom. But now, as the Republic finds itself in a unique position between the English and the Spanish, choices must be made about which direction they want to go. Stede Bonnet, somehow, finds himself at the center of an upwelling of hope, and the desire for change that has being brewing in the Republic of Pirates.

    Meanwhile, all is not well aboard the Revenge. In the aftermath of the murder attempt against Edward, no one knows how to even begin to unfuck the dynamics that have entrenched themselves. All the while, a figure from Lucius' past has reappeared, but what he's after is anyone's guess.

    The crew of the Revenge must grapple with the things they have done if they are ever going to find a way forward.

    A socmed action romantic comedy about the choices a community must make, and the mess of trying to make things right.

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    It's six months since Stede and Ed - and Izzy, Lucius and Pete - returned from Florida, and life at the Operation Revenge taskforce has finally been stable for a time. But when an unexpected body turns up, it immediately sets them back on a long-inevitable path, towards two long-inevitable foes, and what follows will push every one of them to the very limit.

    After all... Ned Low is not a man you want as your enemy. Nor is Francis Spriggs. And together, they've got their sights set on a little revenge of their own.

    Or a lot. Possibly a lot. In fact, you might say they're planning the performance of a lifetime...

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    14/?
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    This fic spans the time in between Season 1 and Season 2, largely focusing on how Izzy lost the rest of his toes for the first few chapters and then going into how Izzy responds to Stede coming back and Edward being alive and all that. Should be a fun trip.

    Steddy Hands endgame, but pretty heavy on the Stizzy for a while.

    I'm hoping to update once a week, but I don't have a good track record with update schedules.

    Title from "The Moon Will Sing" by the Crane Wives.

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    “Are you asking, Mr. Hands, if you can leave us for a month or two to sail up north?” Stede clarifies.

    “Ah, you have no idea, Bonnet,” Izzy says. “Since I was a lad, there’s nothin’ I’ve wanted more than to get out there with those—those—” Izzy makes pinching gestures at the horizon, so utterly enraptured with the thought of whales that he’s apparently forgotten the name of them.

    It is, Stede hates to admit, unbelievably endearing.

    “Of course you may go, Izzy,” Stede says.

    “What?” Ed blurts out. “Wait. Didn’t we just talk about this?”

    (Izzy is desperate to go a-whaling. Stede is desperate for him and Ed to distance themselves from their rancid codependency. Ed wants his matelot's forgiveness and his boyfriend's devotion, but first and foremost he wants to maim a fucking whaler.)

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    Chapters:
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    Stede's birthday is coming up and all he really wants is a pirate themed party. His boyfriend thinks he's being childish and stupid. The handsome stranger in the cake aisle disagrees.
    ~~~~~
    “Pirates, is it?”

    “Please don’t tease. I really don’t think I can handle any more ridicule today.”

    “Shit, no I didn’t mean it like that. I’m a bit of a pirate nerd myself. Can I show you something?” He began unbuttoning his dress shirt before Stede could form the words to answer.

    “What are you doing?” he started to ask, trailing off quickly as his mouth went dry at the sight of the man’s bare chest where he had pulled his undershirt all the way up. Stede was too distracted to finish speaking by the overall impression: a canvas of ink covered skin, muscular and soft in all the right places, a tantalizing trail of dark hair leading Stede’s eyes down, down…

    Fuck. Focus, Bonnet.

    He dragged his focus back to the inked images which were surely the point of this man’s public indecency.
    ~~~~

    (Mary to Ed, some time later):
    “So, do you throw personalized birthday parties for all of your patrons, or just the ones you show your tits to in the grocery store?”

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    Stede Bonnet, divorced dad, is talked into going to his first gaming convention by his teenage daughter. He meets the handsome Dungeon Master and darling of the livestream game community, Blackbeard. Will his daughter's gaming group help him make a love match?

    If you haven't yet signed the petition to save Our Flag Means Death, please do so. https://www.renewasacrew.com/petition

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    “Edward? Edward! Did you tell those cunts it’s my birthday?”

     

    It's Izzy's birthday, and the crew are determined to make it a memorable one! Many hijinks, hoorays and head injuries ensue.

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    Stede Bonnet is dying, has been for a long time. He’s known about it for going on 12 years, an inoperable brain tumour. Yep. Right in the centre, getting its filthy little paws into all sorts of juicy parts of Stedes brain, just sitting there and causing all sorts of havoc till the day it finally finishes him off. At first the idea of death terrified him to his core but by now he’s pretty much accepted it, being terminally ill is just a part of his personality at this point, he’s learned to live with it.

    It’s not until a sexy, long haired, leather clad specimen of a man comes into his life does he reconsider how fulfilling life could actually be.

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    Stede gestured upwards towards the turrets jutting out of the weathered castle wall in front of which he stood. “As you can see, this castle is truly representative of its era, the turrets a stark reminder of the cruelty of history.”

    “What the fuck does that even mean?” Ed demanded in fond frustration.

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    Ed and Stede meet as strangers one night on a New York subway platform when Stede discovers an abandoned newborn baby. Both men are instantly infatuated with him (and each other). When they attend the court hearing for his case, the judge spontaneously decides to offer Stede custody, which he accepts– only to realize afterwards that she assumed they were a couple.

    The two men immediately craft a plan to pretend to be together in order to keep the baby, creating fake backstories, coaching their friends, and moving in together... into the same bedroom... and the same bed. But what they didn't anticipate was falling head over heels in love, not only with their son, but with each other.

    Inspired by the TRUE STORY outlined in this article

     

    Features: a very fast slow burn, fake dating, only one bed, mutual pining, among other tropes

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    Izzy maybe touched something he shouldn't have, and now the whole crew has to figure out how to deal with a toddler, who may or may not be autistic.

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    Project Proteus is going to put humans among the stars.

    Project Demeter proved that a full garden could grow in space.

    Project Hestia will prove that children can survive, and even thrive, in space.

    But before that, Project Anteros needs to prove that couples can thrive.

    Too bad that NASA's first choice couple, astronauts Edward Teach and "Calico" Jack Rackham have just explosively broken up.

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    What should happen after season 2.

    Aka: my coping mechanism

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    Hobbits are not a common sight in the Caribbean, particularly on the ocean, and in the world of piracy…please…that just doesn’t happen. They’re much too soft and gentle for a life like that. Or at least, that’s what the stories say anyways.

    No one had ever told these stories to Izzy Hands, of course, no one would have dared to on the Queen Anne.

    Or the five members of the Revenge’s crew who had never met a hobbit in their life, before First Mate Hands stepped foot on their ship + the one who had.

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    Stede figures out he's gay at the ripe age of 41, gets divorced, and...still lives with Mary. Because he's unemployed, and it turns out piracy isn't a viable career choice for him right now. This is about finding your people and starting over. I hope.

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    What if Some Like It Hot, but modern, and Ed is Tony Curtis, and Frenchie is Jack Lemmon, and Stede is Marilyn Monroe? Also, what if set in Camden but mostly in Wellington, Aotearoa?

    Ed has been a punk jazz legend for 20 years, working in a club run by Ned Low. Frenchie is his new supporting musician. Stede runs a queer club in Wellington, Aotearoa and sings out the front of a drag orchestra. Ed and Frenchie witness something nefarious and have to go into hiding, so they run to the other side of the planet and join Stede's drag orchestra. Hijinks, as I'm sure is expected, ensue.

    And yes, Izzy will appear, but from Act 2.

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    Frenchie is a busker who likes to perform outside of Queen Anne's coffee, despite the fact that everyone tells him that he shouldn't. They say the owner is mean, a recluse, that he doesn't like anyone. But Frenchie knows better. He's sure that Izzy is kind, and he's gotten really good at telling what people are like.
    Izzy does like people, he likes them plenty. Just a little farther away from him. But he loves his friends, and his regular customers, and more recently, the busker who plays everyday outside his shop.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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