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    Stede Bonnet is dying, has been for a long time. He’s known about it for going on 12 years, an inoperable brain tumour. Yep. Right in the centre, getting its filthy little paws into all sorts of juicy parts of Stedes brain, just sitting there and causing all sorts of havoc till the day it finally finishes him off. At first the idea of death terrified him to his core but by now he’s pretty much accepted it, being terminally ill is just a part of his personality at this point, he’s learned to live with it.

    It’s not until a sexy, long haired, leather clad specimen of a man comes into his life does he reconsider how fulfilling life could actually be.

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    "His thoughts drift to the man in the dining hall again. He wonders who is, why he’s here, and above all – if he’ll ever get the chance to talk to him properly..."

    or, the Professor Stede / Archaeologist Ed study abroad fic no one asked for...

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    Stede figures out he's gay at the ripe age of 41, gets divorced, and...still lives with Mary. Because he's unemployed, and it turns out piracy isn't a viable career choice for him right now. This is about finding your people and starting over. I hope.

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    Stede Bonnet’s whole world was about his work, relationships are nonexistent, and don’t even mention the word orgasm. But when he inherits a sex toy store, Stede is caught between business and a store filled with every imaginable kind of pleasure—including his infuriatingly irresponsible and deliciously sexy new co-owner.

    Edward Teach learned the hard way that he can have too much of a good thing. Which is precisely why he’s taken an oath of celibacy and is focusing on how to make The Right Spot a success. But once again, Edward’s emotions are getting in the way and temptation comes in the form of his friend’s lunatic nephew inheriting half the business.

    With bankruptcy looming over their heads, Ed and Stede are on the verge of losing both their income and the possibility of love. Can they work together to save The Right Spot before they lose everything?

    (photo links are broken at the moment because they used to be hosted through discord, but I am slowly working to find a new solution)

    (art embedded throughout by @loveisalie_lie on twitter)

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    As Ed closes for the night he walks out to the parking lot to hear indistinguishable yelling.

    As he rounds the corner he finds two men, one bloody and broken, the other standing over top of him.

    Ed takes the stranger to the hospital after ruffing up his attacker and acts as his ‘Emergency Contact’ so he’s allowed to stay with him.

    He learns the man’s name is Stede Bonnet, and as he waits for him to wake up he calls Stede’s real emergency contact. Learning that his attacker was actually Stede’s boyfriend, Darren.

    Ed is not one to condone domestic abuse so he does everything in his power to get Stede to break up with him. Showing him he doesn’t deserve awful men like him.

    The two fall in love as they relay stories to eachother and realize they actually have a lot in common.

    Though they may have obstacles to overcome, they will do it together.

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    Izzy maybe touched something he shouldn't have, and now the whole crew has to figure out how to deal with a toddler, who may or may not be autistic.

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    The entire crew was either extremely scared of the former Kraken (Lucius, Frenchie, and Fang) or murderous and on the verge of slicing his throat whenever they were alone with him (Jim, Archie, Pete, Ivan). The rest of the crew (Oluwande, Wee John, Roach) was more impartial, but didn’t hide their disdain for Edward in any way.
    "Edward and I are hoping that by spending time one-on-one, the crew get to have a personal apology and see that Edward can be the man the two of us know he can be."

    Or: the three most powerful men on the Revenge all had their individual mission: Edward wants the crew to forgive him for what he had done to them; Bonnet keeps pestering Izzy to teach him how to be a fucking pirate, and Izzy is here, struggling to teach the crew how to survive. Because in a a bit over a week, they’re going to reach their next port. And Izzy wants to fucking leave.

    (This fic takes off at during the events of s2ep5 and takes it from there. Up until this point, canon exists (except for Ivan’s death – he’s alive and kicking in this one!), but let’s see if the upcoming events are going to happen in this story.)

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    What's an all powerful, incredibly bored crime lord like Ed to do when a ball of sunshine like Stede waltzes into his life and treats him like an equal, a friend, instead of someone to be terrified of? Why, fall in love, of course.

    There's just one problem: Stede's married.

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    An amalgam of One-Shots. An alloy metal aha.... Yep I know that wasn't funny but it's the thought that counts.

    Requests mostly so shhhhhhh.

    Any requests which you may have, let me know and I'll do it.... eventually.

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    The rumor come out: Does Ed has pregante?

    In this classic celebrated tale, the crew goes on a wondrous journey to uncover the true meaning of pierogi

    This Easter season, bring home to your own family the true meaning of egg

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    Ed decides he and Stede should start fucking Izzy.

    Izzy, who's always held a torch for Edward, has his boundaries pushed and hopes dashed.

    Wee John notices a negative pattern with Izzy between Izzy and the captains, but also Izzy and the crew, when it doesn't resolve itself and Izzy seems to be getting worse, Wee John steps in to help how he can.

    The crew are cunts in this. If you like the crew--this is so not the story for you--you will not like any of them but Wee John. There's LOTS of sex scenes in this. Izzy enjoys none of them.

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    Only Ed can see Izzy's new wings.

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    Jack’s face is all scrunched up, fucking moustache touching the tip of his nose. “The fuck? What kind of pirate—?”
    But Izzy knows what kind of pirate would do that. Shit. And he'd thought things had been going so well.
    ***
    After leaving the Revenge, Izzy shacks up with Calico Jack and tries to start over. But the Universe has a tendency to laugh in his face, and apparently it's found the perfect tools for that: Stede fucking Bonnet, and a fucking desert island.

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    The year is 1717, cell phones exist, and the attack on the Republic of Pirates has failed.

    Friend and foe alike banded together to beat back the English navy, earning themselves another day of freedom. But now, as the Republic finds itself in a unique position between the English and the Spanish, choices must be made about which direction they want to go. Stede Bonnet, somehow, finds himself at the center of an upwelling of hope, and the desire for change that has being brewing in the Republic of Pirates.

    Meanwhile, all is not well aboard the Revenge. In the aftermath of the murder attempt against Edward, no one knows how to even begin to unfuck the dynamics that have entrenched themselves. All the while, a figure from Lucius' past has reappeared, but what he's after is anyone's guess.

    The crew of the Revenge must grapple with the things they have done if they are ever going to find a way forward.

    A socmed action romantic comedy about the choices a community must make, and the mess of trying to make things right.

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    Izzy is Stede's self defence teacher. Stede manages to be completely normal about it.

    “Any volunteers for a demonstration?”

    There never are, and today is no exception.

    “Come here, Bonnet,” Izzy says after a few seconds of uncomfortable silence, waving Stede towards her with the impatience of a drill sergeant.

    Stede feels her cheeks darkening as she steps forwards. Why is she the one who always gets singled out for these demonstrations? Surely Izzy could pick out someone else for a change—someone who’s actually capable and confident and doesn’t turn into a sputtering mess whenever Izzy touches her.

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    Things got better, life on the Revenge was nice and comfortable again and Lucius got maybe too comfortable. He should have been more careful .

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    It's six months since Stede and Ed - and Izzy, Lucius and Pete - returned from Florida, and life at the Operation Revenge taskforce has finally been stable for a time. But when an unexpected body turns up, it immediately sets them back on a long-inevitable path, towards two long-inevitable foes, and what follows will push every one of them to the very limit.

    After all... Ned Low is not a man you want as your enemy. Nor is Francis Spriggs. And together, they've got their sights set on a little revenge of their own.

    Or a lot. Possibly a lot. In fact, you might say they're planning the performance of a lifetime...

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    Voyage Unknown was a small show with no press at launch that became an internet sensation. The very first Reverse Big Bang is underway and fanfic writer Izzy knows they'll be slim pickings for his niche ship. Lucky for him there's a brand new artist in the fandom.

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    izzy+titjob drabble need i say more

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    Ed watched the emotions visibly flit over Izzy’s face. He knew some of them well - anger, guilt, frustration. But there was another, too - a bone-deep misery that he could almost see Izzy trying to flick away. After a moment, he gave up, the lines around his eyes deepening.

    “I’m bleeding,” Izzy said. His voice was even, but small. He stared down at his fingers which were white-knuckled around his empty glass.

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