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    Ed ends up in Barbados after a storm at sea. Parted with his crew and after just having found out the devastating news of The Gentleman Pirate's demise, he is taken in by a lady with some quite liberal views on pirates.

    Stede is a man on a mission and that mission is correcting probably the biggest mistake he had made in his life. But that would mean getting The Revenge and Ed back with nothing but the clothes on his back and a dinghy to his name. Not that Stede lets that deter him.

    A.K.A. Probably the millionth reunion fic, but Ed and Mary are BFFs now.

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    "Technically you did kidnap me and Alma," he points out.

    "Actually you came along gleefully," Stede replies. "And threw yourselves into learning how to sail."

    "I mean, when given the opportunity to learn at the knee of a master, you don't say no." Louis gives his father a grin. "Thank God Papa Ed found us when he did, yeah?"

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    Louis Bonnet's been watching his sister's Hot Pirate Summer with interest. Now he (and his fathers) are wondering what his own future holds. Hopefully with the help of his childhood best friend and Roach's assistant Pat Wright, he can figure it out.

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    Lucius never thought he'd have to use the CPR certification his job made him get.

    He never expected to play matchmaker for the person whose life he saved, either.

    And it's just getting more complicated from there.

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    It’s been twenty years since Stede Bonnet left Neverland with a broken heart. Convinced there was nothing left for him there, Stede settled in San Francisco, married Wendy's daughter, Mary, had 2 beautiful children, and became a workaholic lawyer at his own firm.

    Now, Neverland isn't even a hazy memory. Time and distance have completely erased it and its inhabitants from Stede’s mind.

    Something broke in Blackbeard when The Gentleman Pirate left. For the last two decades, Neverland has lived under the tyranny of The Dread Pirate and his capricious moods.

    When Blackbeard’s first mate, Izzy, hatches a plan to kidnap The Gentleman Pirate’s children as payback for all he’s wrought, Blackbeard jumps at the chance to avenge his broken heart.

    With his children gone and no *plausible* leads on their whereabouts, Stede will have to dig deep to remember who he is and what he gave up in order to rediscover the real meaning of family.

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    Stede's first 5K goes terribly. He's dead last. But he's an enthusiastic dork, and celebrates crossing the finish line in style.

    "He stopped and cupped his hand to his ear, demanding (and receiving) louder cheers. He danced the Robot back towards Alma, who was cackling, then did the Running Man to a burst of applause from the crowd. Finally, he jogged through the chute, and collected his medal."

    Ed is announcing the race results when the hot blonde guy coming in dead last in the 5K busts a move at the finish line.

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    When Stede is nine years old, he loses his new red, silk handkerchief.

    A soulmate AU where Stede and Edward unwittingly share everything they own. It doesn't change anything, and it changes everything
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    Ed Teach is the owner of Blackbeard's Revenge, a pirate-themed haunted attraction in LA. Stede Bonnet is recently divorced, unhappy in his corporate job, and looking to find himself...by applying to be a scare actor!

    Tags will be updated as the story commences, and any sensitive sections will be marked. Cross posted on Twitter @wannabewesley

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    Day 2 of OFMD Kinktober using clothed sex as a prompt.

    Stede made a sound of agreement as he enjoyed the sensation of Ed's fingers on the base of his skull. A soft moan escaped Stede instantly producing a blush that creeped through his lily-white skin. Dark eyes darting around to make certain no one had heard while he chewed on his bottom lip. No one was around, and under all the music no one would have heard.

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    Edward Teach, known on the internet as "Blackbeard" is an internet comedian. But he gained popularity too fast and he didn't get enough time to enjoy the fun parts of it. Now he has stupid upload schedules he has to follow and it's all so boring! So, in order to change things up for once, he takes a shot at some stand up comedy at an open mic night where he meets comedian Stede Bonnet.

    After this first meeting, sparks fly for Ed, and his laugh exists only for the comedian, but will their silly love story be an easy one? Or will it be a comedy of errors?

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    Ed Teach and Mary Bonnet get along like a house on fire, as they find out when a totally reasonable attempt to drop off birthday gifts for Alma goes off the rails. Alma gets into knives, Louis is definitely either going to invent anesthesia or become a serial killer, and Mary & Stede discover their talent for collaboration when they've got a common goal (railing Ed to within an inch of his life).

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    In the fall of 2006, Stede is stuck running the family business after the unexpected death of his father. He’s been working for the company his entire adult life, forced into inheritance by the simple default of being the only child, but being in charge is starting to break him down. To make matters worse, his marriage, already rocky to begin with, is finally beginning to crumble after eleven years.

    Ed, an up-and-coming mixologist, runs a successful dive bar called Blackbeard’s and should, by all accounts, be satisfied with his life. He absolutely is not. The days have become humdrum, the spark gone, and while it is nice to not worry about money like he did for the first twenty-odd years of his life, he’s absolutely fucking bored with it all. Surely this can't be all there is.

    Enter: Stede Bonnet, who plops himself down on a squeaky barstool at Blackbeard's one night while wearing a three-piece Tom Ford suit. Inexplicably, he orders a strawberry daiquiri. Then a glass of whiskey. The rest, as they say, is history.

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    Alma Bonnet, now a twenty-year-old woman, is dismayed when a boy she loathes proposes to her. Seeking to escape from a society she has never felt at home in, Alma leaves Bridgetown to embrace a life at sea. But her past follows her: Eliza Badminton, the bane of Alma's school days and an unwelcome addition to Alma's adventures, has her own reasons for escaping the stifling society of colonial Barbados. Alma and Eliza find themselves growing closer as they face the perils and joys of a pirate's life. And when an unexpected enemy surfaces, Alma and Eliza must work together, despite their differences, to protect the crew that has become family.

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    “Nervous?” This particular habit had been quick to form – meeting out behind the hotel, looking out upon the beautifully-manicured grass and the tent poles which look strange and lonely without the canvas stretched over their tops.

    “Me? Nervous?” The first night in the hotel, Edward’s voice had startled Stede, but this time it appears he’d been expecting him. This makes him smile, for some reason, as he gingerly lowers himself to the concrete beside Stede. “What gives you that idea?”

    “Oh, you know,” Ed waves his hand vaguely toward the naked tent. “Tomorrow’s the first day of practice, everyone’s gonna be judging us, they’ll be testing our on-screen chemistry with the contestants and the hosts, and we’re about to be here for potentially over two months having our baking criticized by some of the biggest fucking names in the baking world?”

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    Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet are both contestants on The Great British Bake Off. Maybe they'll fall in love with each others' soggy bottoms.

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    Ed and Stede are throwing a party.

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    Kids were not a part of Ed’s plans. He’d had an asshole dad, and he figured the easiest way to avoid being an asshole dad was to not be a dad. But then Stede Bonnet waltzed into his life, took root so quickly it made Ed’s head spin, and Stede was a package deal. So Edward bought it hook, line, and sinker.

    **I post chapters out of chronological order and will routinely update the chapter order as I post.**

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    Stede and Ed agree to take Alma and Louis on board to let Mary and Doug go away together. Izzy is not best pleased, but when Alma decides that Izzy is the best, and that in turn Stede is the worst, Izzy finds himself trying to convince Alma that actually Stede is pretty great.
    But life aboard the revenge is much too ridiculous to let Izzy get away with that, and with seagull eggs, feral kittens, drawing lessons, sword fights, light stabbing, and other definitely-child-safe activities keeping him entertained, Izzy almost doesn’t notice his feelings about the co-captains are changing.

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    Drabbles and Ficlets for the Flufftober Prompts feat. Ed & Stede, mostly modern AUs.

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    Stede Bonnet invites his ex wife to stay with his partner's current wife and children. Because of course he does.

     

    alternatively, a tale of two marys

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    When newly divorced and newly out Stede Bonnet is dragged to a rock concert by his assistant, he thinks it will be a fun night out and a chance to be more social after isolating himself. Little does he know, he is about to attract the attention of the legendary Blackbeard, frontman of Queen Anne's Revenge.

    Their meet-cute hits a bit of a snag when an incident at the concert threatens the nationwide tour Blackbeard and his band are about to go on, putting Stede under a spotlight he never wanted or asked for.

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    “Hey, so, those two, right, they get together in the end?” Ed asks.

    “I would protest spoiling it, but I think it's rather obvious, isn't it?” Stede says. His nose wrinkles as he smiles. “The tension is certainly there from the beginning. It just takes them a while to get there.”

    “Good. Would have been a shit story otherwise."

     

    Former local grunge legend Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard of Blackbeard & the Krakens, has fallen on hard times. Following slanderous accusations from ex-bandmate (and ex-lover) Calico Jack, Ed is blacklisted from all his usual venues. His career is over, and, so far as he’s concerned, so is his life. He spends his days wallowing in a dingy Seattle apartment, fighting with his manager and bemoaning his loss of purpose.

    Enter one Stede Bonnet, Ed’s obnoxiously loud next-door-neighbor. Stede Bonnet is an overly enthusiastic playwright who cares way too much about Shakespeare and writes like a dandy from the 18th century.

    He’s the most interesting thing to happen to Ed in years.

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