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    As they search for one another across the Caribbean, The Gentleman Pirate and Blackbeard have to confront not only the dangers and perils of the ocean, but also a long-forgotten, deadly foe... What fate will befall the legendary pirates? Will they ever cross paths again, or will the ominous shadow rising from the depths find them first?

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    “Hey, so, those two, right, they get together in the end?” Ed asks.

    “I would protest spoiling it, but I think it's rather obvious, isn't it?” Stede says. His nose wrinkles as he smiles. “The tension is certainly there from the beginning. It just takes them a while to get there.”

    “Good. Would have been a shit story otherwise."

     

    Former local grunge legend Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard of Blackbeard & the Krakens, has fallen on hard times. Following slanderous accusations from ex-bandmate (and ex-lover) Calico Jack, Ed is blacklisted from all his usual venues. His career is over, and, so far as he’s concerned, so is his life. He spends his days wallowing in a dingy Seattle apartment, fighting with his manager and bemoaning his loss of purpose.

    Enter one Stede Bonnet, Ed’s obnoxiously loud next-door-neighbor. Stede Bonnet is an overly enthusiastic playwright who cares way too much about Shakespeare and writes like a dandy from the 18th century.

    He’s the most interesting thing to happen to Ed in years.

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    What if Ed realized the pain he was experiencing in ep10 was of a kind with what Izzy had felt about him for so long? What if Izzy never threatened "Edward" and he never became The Kraken? What if the crew of the Revenge helped a pair of idiots out of their toxic patterns and they found happiness? And then Stede arrived...

    Or: Blackhands/Steddyhands for Blackhands haters.

    Or: The slowest fucking burn of your life

    See fic notes for more details.

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    When they met it always seemed that way. Here was an Israel willing to listen (I'm listening, he'd said that first day, on a path in the jungle with birdsong around them), an Israel who wanted to be vulnerable. And here was a Stede who did not apologize for liking the taste of power (I kind of enjoyed it, he'd said, the brush of palms against the back of his thighs).

    They had left their masks at the door tonight.

    Somehow, Izzy Hands and Stede Bonnet have found an equilibrium. It's a precarious one, one they both assume has everything to do with Edward's last order as Izzy's Captain: that Izzy stay as Stede's first mate. Tied together by Ed's desire to keep them both close, they try to make it work — and it does, as long as they both keep ignoring the burgeoning respect that might turn into something more.

    However, when Stede realizes his feelings, he panics, and a reckless decision changes everything...

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    Izzy is pregnant.

    Both Ed and Stede think they're the father.

    Steddyhands ensues.

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    Stede returns to the Revenge on a grey November afternoon, and he and Edward spend the next few months finding each other once again.

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    A modern-day AU fanfic in which Edward Teach is a nineteen-year-old,
    animal-obsessed, soon-to-be veterinarian, queer man who falls for an
    employee at the local Lush Shop called Stede Bonnet.

    In other words: A very queer and VERY flirty story about them learning
    to trust each other - over the course of five months - and in the process,
    ends up becoming the gang’s two dads.

    Updates Twice A Month [Friday]

    Content Warnings: Summary Of Each Chapter - Including Kiss Scenes.

    I hope you'll enjoy! <3

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    Stede declared his love for Ed but has no recollection of having done so. Ed needs to know if he meant it.

    Part 3 of Parry and Riposte, my modern sport fencing AU (set in 1999 and eventually early 2000s). Takes place a little while after An Unexpected Development.

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    Aging stripper and sex worker Edward Teach is the king of The Body Shop, an underground queer club. One day, a mysterious stranger who tips everyone generously except for him comes into the club. Ed is intrigued and irritated, and wants to know more about this stranger.

    Fashion designer Stede Bonnet is a recently separated man who escapes to The Body Shop to tease out the life he'd rather have. He came for sexual titilation, but finds himself fascinated with the headline dancer in a way that feels more significant than dancer and patron.

    Although their chemistry is genuine and powerful, they come from very different worlds. Neither is prepared for how their respective fame - one public, one underground - will complicate their relationship and get in the way of happiness.

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    This story was formerly called "The Body Shop" but I decided to rename it when I realized this story isn't really about the club - it's about a relationship between two men with very different reputations and images to protect. Think Moulin Rouge or Pretty Woman, but make it really gay.

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    Ed returns to the Revenge, ready to finally begin his life with Stede – only, he’s not quite sure what that life will be.

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    If you'd asked Ed Teach a year ago what he thought his life would be like today, he definitely would not have guessed that he'd be running a business he's actually proud of again, dating the truest physical embodiment of sunshine that could ever be found in another person, and surrounded by a bizarre found family he would do anything for, he would've told you to fuck off.

    That was a year ago, though.

    The big question he faces today: Is 6 months into a relationship too soon to try and get Stede Bonnet to move in with him?

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    Edward Teach could handle this, thank you very much. He could! He was the scourge of the Seven Seas, the dread pirate that made all colonists piss their breeches on the sight of his flag, damn it! He could surely charm the clothes off the Gentleman Pirate. The only thing standing between him and the chance to bed Stede Bonnet was himself.

    Blackbeard could always take what he wanted, but that was the problem, wasn’t it? Because for once in his life, Ed wanted to do things right.

    How lucky he was to stumble across a heavy tome on their latest raid. He usually didn’t pay attention to books, but ever since boarding the Revenge (ever since Stede), he found a renewed interest in everything - books included. What a lucky day! This one promised to contain valuable information about the exact subject he desperately needed to study.

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    Ed really wants to take care of Stede tonight, but it seems Stede also wants to take care of Ed. When they can't quite agree on who's turn it is to top, Stede comes up with a fun little contest.

    Ed is up for the challenge - Blackbeard always wins

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    With this whole piracy shtick blooming, Crowley might just forget his recent spat with Aziraphale and finally, finally have some fun. Along the line, he meets the notorious Blackbeard – a man who fears nothing and bows to no one, and Crowley considers himself lucky to have, once again, effortlessly stumbled upon such an interesting character.

    He quickly learns that with Blackbeard, things always go according to plan… that is, until a certain moment – because moments like these sadly can’t be avoided by any kinds of plans. So the second Crowley sees a strange fleeting look Blackbeard sends to some ridiculous eccentric bloke calling himself a “Gentleman Pirate”, he knows: someone will end up hurt or, quite possibly, dead. Now the demon had to go get involved in this mess, didn’t he? Fuck.

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    Five times Stede asks Ed a question about sex, and one time Ed asks Stede.

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    Wetting his lips, Stede finally raised his gaze back to Ed’s face. “One might think you’re nervous, dearest Ed.”

    “Nervous? Me?” Ed scoffed, leaning forward to reach for the laces of Stede’s smalls. “I’m only here to help you find out if you like sex. Nothing to be nervous about.”

    “Oh, my love,” Stede said on a sigh, clutched Ed by the shoulders, and hauled him close to kiss him. At the press of lips to lips, that fluttering thing in Ed’s chest calmed, soothed by familiarity. He wanted Stede to at least enjoy the experience, even if he decided sex wasn’t for him, and the fact Stede was placing his enjoyment—or lack thereof—in Ed’s hands was weighty enough Ed could use it as an anchor in a storm.

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    Edward Teach is the worst captain in all of the seven seas.
    He's sitting by the bedside of his first mate - his most loyal crew member, his closest confidant, his best fucking friend - who's dying. Because of him. And there's nothing he can do about it.

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    “Oh, dear,” Stede murmured as he examined the gash, slowly turning Izzy’s arm so he could see it from all angles. His touch was debilitating and made Izzy feel nauseous. He could hear his own breathing, escaping his diaphragm in deep pants.

    “Need to gauge the depth,” Stede said quietly, voice barely above a whisper. Tentatively, he lifted a hand from Izzy’s arm and raised a finger, slowly trailing it through the blood on his wrist, feeling the wound. Izzy closed his eyes, shivering.


    After Izzy declines an invitation to stay the night with them in the captain’s cabin, Stede and Ed must convince Izzy that they genuinely do love him and aren’t just putting on a charade for their amusement.

    This work can standalone, but it takes place following delicacies and delights

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    Are you the definition of insanity?
    Or am I?
    Oh, it must be nice
    To love someone
    Who lets you break them twice.
    - Break my heart again - FINNEAS

    An angsty OFMD Stede/Ed fanvid. Spoilers for end of season 1.

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    Ed hates the rain. Emotionally and physically, it always fucks him up. Stede is hopeful that he can help.

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    Or, the one where Ed gets pampered and Stede is waxing poetic to him and it's a bit too much.

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    Ed meets his favorite ASMR YouTuber at a cafe, and the two of them become fast friends. Ed isn't prepared when Stede asks if they can film a video together, or for the sexual tension that inevitably follows.

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