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    Izzy has never been one to pray, but nevertheless, he’s on his knees right now.

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    Five + one vignettes about Izzy's relationship with Ed over the years, and the times he's come face to face with his own mortality.

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    To sail with Blackbeard Izzy would put himself through much worse, he tells himself again and again.

    How much worse, though, he doesn't know he can handle.

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    "Figures I'd have to do this for you, even now." Izzy says, hand going to the dagger on his hip, even as he drops his sword. Throws it down, which sends shivers down Lucius's spine. Izzy takes pride in his weapons.

    Lucius remembers Roach joking that they're the only things Izzy Hands cares about, save for Ed. It's not as funny now.

    "What're you doing, Iz?" Edward is eyeing the dagger warily, hands held out in front of him.

    "I'm tired, Edward. So fucking tired." Izzy chokes out behind tears, shoulders shaking. "I can't be what you need, now. Loyalty's only useful if someone wants it, after all. I'm an old attack dog that's outgrown its use and is just terrorising the pups."

    "You want a fucking lap dog," he gestures to Bonnet, though he doesn't seem angry, "and I can't be that for you."

    Ed has been using Izzy as a punching bag, and Izzy has been all too happy to help him. They never talk, though, so both men assume they're in the right.
    I think Ed gets the benefit of the doubt whereas Izzy is set on fire for the most minor of grievances. Both of them gotta figure their shit out. In the meantime, Izzy will get love from new people, who see his worth. Won't let him self-destruct.

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    56/?
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    Ed asks Izzy for help as he gets ready for the party.

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    “Actually, I am rather curious.” Stede exclaims, excitedly gesturing to where the crew is crouched in a circle around the bright light, “Looks like the crew’s found some treasure!” He then looks back to Ed, eyes bright, “I will say I am curious as to what it is. Perhaps a good bit of Shakespeare?”

    From beside him, Izzy grunts, “Not sure Shakespeare glows, Bonnet.”

     

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    An ofmd watching the show fic, because I haven't found one of these yet so I took it upon myself to write one. Takes place during Ed's probation in season 2.

    Featuring: Ed figuring out how to be better, Stede being the crew's no. 1 dad, Izzy learning how to trust, and Lucius being a little shit.

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    It really shouldn’t have been this easy. Stede’s measly crew of seven, including himself, should not have been able to even so much as board The Revenge, let alone take it for their own. Yet, here they are, just this side of a successful raid and no one except an equally pitiful skeleton crew to overthrow.

    Stede and Izzy have a little chat. It goes better than you'd expect.

    ***ABANDONED***

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    S2 Ficlet - Set During 'Fun and Games' Lucius hides in Izzy's misery cupboard to get away from the rest of the crew. They talk, and drink, and talk. Lucius talks about what he went through, after Izzy shares some stories from his youth.

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    When Izzy found himself serving Blackbeard, the two shared secrets with each other. Things that that no one else knew. Now, those things threaten to tear them apart, as Izzy blames himself for creating the Kraken, and Blackbeard is desperate to hold onto his First Mate.

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    “不欠人人情,我的原则。”

    “这是双向要求吗?”弗兰奇好奇地看向伊兹,后者的手肘撑在船沿,轻轻摇了摇头,“我控制不了他人——行为上或许可以,偶尔,但大部分人会在背地里骂我混蛋。”

    “我很惊讶你居然意识到了。”他下意识地接话,随即赶在被扔下船前补充,“我的意思是,也不一直那么混蛋、呃、大家都有混蛋的时候?”

    但伊兹看起来并没有被冒犯,反而笑了声,“你知道如果换作早些时候,你此时已经失足掉进海里了吧?”

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    The first time Israel Hands aches to get to know someone, is when he is 15 years old. Edward teach doesn’t reciprocate the feeling.

    The second time it happens, Stede Bonnet does.

    What Israel Hands likes about him is that Stede Bonnet could hurt him. Or at least he thinks he could. He has to earn his respect. He has to deserve him, knowing that it’s an impossible task. He needs him, just based on the idea of him.

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    A canon-rewrite where Izzy is the one who wants to meet Stede.

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    your captain knows best.

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    Just before the second leg of their US tour, THE REVENGE's front man, Eddie Black, gets himself in some hot water with the press.

    Luckily, the band's manager, Anne, knows just the PR guy to call.

    Less luckily, Eddie and Stede can't stand each other.

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    Subtitle: Or, the Dangers of Social Media.

    Alternate Subtitle: The Object Stares Back.

    Lucius proves that he can keep a secret, Izzy reveals hidden depths, and Stede Bonnet reprises his role as director.

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    Five times Leon listened to Izzy sing and one time Izzy sang for him.

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    Izzy and Stede adjust to an increasingly domestic relationship where they can both say 'I love you'. Yet still, Izzy can't shake a feeling that there's still something waiting to catch them out.

    The crew get a vacation, and Izzy comes up with a surprise for Stede.

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    If pathetic was a person, his name was Izzy fucking Hands.
    Who ever heard of a grown man, a fucking pirate, with self respect and a reputation to protect - who was just lying in bed crying?
    For the third fucking night in a row.

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    After being put in harm's way by Ed one too many times, Izzy decides that dark magic is the solution to his problems. All it takes is a spell from one of Spanish Jackie’s husbands to make him immortal. He’s still capable of dying, but he doesn’t stay dead.
    Every time Izzy dies, Ed spirals more and more out of control.
    Then, Stede arrives and everything goes to shit.
    Izzy starts wishing he never made that stupid deal with Jackie.

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    Primarily Lucius/Izzy with mentioned Stede/Ed as part of the plot.

    Lucius has made some bad choices in his life, but this latest one has landed him in prison for two years. His new cellmate is grumpy, rude...and potentially the only thing standing between him and Ned Lowe's...affections. They reach an arrangement and then...things get a little blurred.

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    In which Ed is an abusive asshole, and Izzy kills him: so the hot (slightly crazy) neighbor, Stede, helps him get rid of the body.

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    Blackbeard leaves. Izzy Hands remains, pain pounding excruciating through his forehead. He has lost his leg. He came seconds, a mere hairsbreadth difference in the placement of the gun barrel, from losing his life.

    It is in this moment, as he breathes through the pain, the weight of his god's condemnation, that Izzy finally understands that if a god demands that a man die but that man wishes to cling to life, he must learn how to outlive his god.

    If Blackbeard condemned him to the ninth circle of hell, then it is time for Izzy to earn his sentence.

    ---

    The realization comes down like a brick to the head as Melanie Spriggs’ parents tell her, no room for argument, that she is to marry Richard Lithwick, who has already sent three wives to the grave.

    If Melanie doesn’t nod, if she doesn’t say yes, she will get slapped by her father, get called “an ungrateful brat” by her mother. She will be doomed to the same fate that Lucius ran from.

    And Melanie refuses to die in Richard Lithwick's bed.

    So she nods, smiles the deferential smile they are expecting, and begins her plan to follow in her brother’s footsteps.

    (Mel and Izzy, taking their lives back from their abusers.)

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    23
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