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    The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.

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    The first time it happens, Ed doesn’t say anything. It’s a normal day. Boring. Maybe he has a hangover, maybe it’s time to stop getting black-out drunk the night before work. But it’s been a while since he’s gotten into trouble for it. He doesn’t have as much to be angry about these days, not anymore. Depressed? Possibly. Feeling like he’s wasted his life? Oh, absolutely, that’s just a fact. He’s 45 years old and working in a dingy, dusty strip mall, living vicariously (at the moment) through a man in a $3000 bespoke suit taking a sledgehammer to a microwave.

    Or: 17 times Stede Bonnet shows up to Ed's Rage Room, the one time he doesn't, and the aftermath

    PROMPT:
    "modern au where Ed is the owner of the rage room and one day Stede comes in after a very stressful day at work, pays 40 minutes for the room, breaks things for 20 minutes and then cries for another 20 minutes" @EDWARDSSTEACH on Twitter

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    Notorious outlaw Blackbeard has had enough of the grind. He's ready to break away from the life and start anew, somewhere far enough that the law and the noose won't reach him.

    Stede Bonnet is an omega sheriff with everything to prove. He's sick of being typecast as a helpless omega and doubles down on his search to bring hooligans to justice.

    After a shoot out with the annoying Badminton twins, Stede is injured and left for dead. Who would happen upon him but the dread outlaw Blackbeard who can't seem to focus on anything other than Stede being an omega-- an omega who sees him for more than what everyone else sees him as: a monster.

    Their story isn't without it's challenges, in fact, it seems there is nothing but challenges for the two of them to make their way to each other, but if there's a chance they might make it, well, they're going to try.

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    Stede is a recently divorced single dad who has moved to a rural/suburban town to get a fresh start along with his son Cal (17). He takes an English teaching position at Brandywine High School and as a lover of the arts, is immediately roped into the lackluster theater club. He wants to prove that he can make something of himself, and do something new to help others! He is adequate!

    Ed was once a star high school and college football star. He even made it to the NFL…bench. He finally found what he was best at when he started coaching high school football and now holds the record for most state titles won. He’s gotten so good that he just goes through the motions and wins…will he ever do something exciting with his life again?

    Cal also wants a fresh start. After coming out as a trans man at his last school, he faced a surprising amount of bullying and is only left with his best friend Evie (pronounced Ev-ie). He hates to leave her but is hoping a new school will be a better fit and more peaceful.

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    Jim Jimenez moved to the city to find a place where they could be themselves. Surviving means working two different jobs - one in hotel catering, the other at a neighborhood bar - and spare time is spent resting up for their next shift.

    Stede Bonnet spends his days working for his father at Bonnet Enterprises, managing the media division of the entertainment giant. He delights in proving his father wrong about his potential daily and has done very well for himself. Wealthy but lonely, he delights in spending time with his children.

    Worlds come together when Stede pays for and attends his ex-wife's wedding to Doug Decker, local nice guy and the staff at the Admiral Inn welcome laid-off staff from a nearby restaurant to join their crew, including a hard worker named Oluwande Boodhari and a sous chef named Edward Teach.

    Relationships form, secrets are revealed and angst is navigated in this lighthearted modern take on our OFMD friends.

     

    This is a finished piece that is updated daily.

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    14/21
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    When Stede Bonnet's marriage falls apart, he throws caution to the wind and follow a yearning to be a cabaret MC. Only, he's not quite ready to tell his family. What's a man to do? Well, lie and say he's invested in real estate on the other of the world, that's what!

    Meanwhile, in The Queen Anne, a jaded burlesque veteran and MC is feeling stuck in a bit of a rut. But maybe things'll turn around when some new competition moves into a bar up the road? Either way, can't get much worse, can it?

     

    An OFMD social media AU

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    27/?
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    Crown Prince Stede Bonnet. Reserved, anxious, and newly arranged to be married. A child is expected. Though, with the Prince’s lack of experience, is also highly unlikely.

    There are murmurs of an educator of sorts amongst the nobility, with raven hair and eyes like fire, who has been the cure of impotence and disagreeable attitudes. He has been called many names, whispered behind hands or between cracks in doors. Siren. Kraken. Devourer of Love.

    The kingdom requires an heir.

    Will the Prince find education or distraction in his lessons?

    Or something more?

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    Childhood friends Prince Bonnet and Sir Teach are separated by a war that spans two decades.

    This is a collection of journals and letters throughout their journey.

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    Stede is a divorced, gay, divorce lawyer. He is dreading his upcoming class reunion since the Badmintons (because of fucking course) are running bets on him arriving alone and pathetic to the celebration dinner.
    Enter Ed Teach, long-time columnist for Hornygold, a gay lifestyle and entertainment magazine with some very interesting centerfold pictures. Ed is tasked to woo new sponsors for the magazine with an article about relationships.

    Ed runs into Stede and hijinks ensue. There will be a happy ending, of course ;)

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    Sir Hornigold is dead, leaving behind three squires, an ill-fitting set of armour, a few swords, and a horse that he'd barely broken in.

    In his absence, Ed managed to win a tournament with no training, armour that wasn’t his, and a horse he’d never before sat on, let alone ridden. In just a few moments, he’d changed the trajectory of his life in a way he never dared dreamed he could. And he’d proven himself. He’d won. They’d won. He’s holding in his hand more money than he’s ever personally owned in his life, and Ed doesn’t want to use it to get home. He doesn’t want to admit defeat in the only life he’s ever really known.

     

    or: an A Knight's Tale au.

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    27-year-old Stede Bonnet is all set to marry his childhood sweetheart, Mary Allamby. Then one night he meets a man called Ed, and his world is turned upside-down.

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    Blackbeard has decided it is time for him to take a wife, but he finds something else instead.

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    Owning and operating a bar in District Seventeen wasn't exactly how Stede Bonnet pictured his mid-forties, but it's not like he has a lot to lose. As it turns out, District Seventeen is far more dangerous than the cushy house and world where he grew up and has lived most of his adult life. With his ragtag staff--including an Android, a cybernetically-enhanced former criminal, and a hacker--Stede is making the best of what he has.

    Cue Blackbeard, the most dangerous mercenary in all of City Thirteen. Walking into Stede's bar and permanently altering the course of both their lives within the span of twenty minutes. Blackbeard has a lot to teach Stede about the city, about District Seventeen, and about being a mercenary. All under the jealous seething eye of Israel Hands, an Enforcer-turned-mercenary who would very much like to get rid of Stede Bonnet for Blackbeard's sake and his own.

    This city might be a little too cold for Stede Bonnet, but at least he's not alone.

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    Male dancers! Pirate theme! No cover charge! Two drink minimum. Private rooms available.

    Stede didn't regret staying friends with Mary after their divorce. He did, however, wish she hadn't insisted on him joining her hen party at The Kraken.

    Ed had been a dancer for Spanish Jackie's club for years and was frankly getting bored of it. But there was something about the flustered man in the three piece suit that made him think that maybe this job wasn't all bad.

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    16/?
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    When his father tells him that he is to marry a stranger within the month, Stede only sees one way out of it; to run away to sea.

    It’s just his luck though, that he manages to end up on the Queen Anne’s Revenge.

    Or a prince Stede x pirate Ed AU (I guess for Ed it isn’t an au though)

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    12
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    It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a gentleman who is about to inherit a duchy must be in want of a wife. But Stede Bonnet is no typical gentleman. He has no care for women at all. Still, his father insists that he must choose a bride by the end of the social season, or he will be forced to marry and produce heirs with the bride chosen for him. Disgusted, Stede agrees to try to find a woman he can live with.

    But at the first ball of the season, the women are so vapid - and so not male - that he can't bear the thought of marrying any of them. So he runs away from the ball, looking to escape, and finds himself in a pub owned by a gorgeous ex pirate, who retired from the sea due to an injury...

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    What if Stede HAD shown up at the dock after Chauncey blew himself to Kingdom Come?

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    6/?
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    an ofmd smau | twitter: honeybeesboy

    stede bonnet is a professor of oceanography who feels a little stuck in his monotonous job at times but this new term looks promising.

    meanwhile, ed teach has just got probation and part of his rehabilitation involves undergoing a career boosting course...

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    15/?
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    “Nervous?” This particular habit had been quick to form – meeting out behind the hotel, looking out upon the beautifully-manicured grass and the tent poles which look strange and lonely without the canvas stretched over their tops.

    “Me? Nervous?” The first night in the hotel, Edward’s voice had startled Stede, but this time it appears he’d been expecting him. This makes him smile, for some reason, as he gingerly lowers himself to the concrete beside Stede. “What gives you that idea?”

    “Oh, you know,” Ed waves his hand vaguely toward the naked tent. “Tomorrow’s the first day of practice, everyone’s gonna be judging us, they’ll be testing our on-screen chemistry with the contestants and the hosts, and we’re about to be here for potentially over two months having our baking criticized by some of the biggest fucking names in the baking world?”

    *****

    Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet are both contestants on The Great British Bake Off. Maybe they'll fall in love with each others' soggy bottoms.

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    What if Ed and Stede didn't get caught kissing at the Memorial Day BBQ and instead began an affair as they plan for how Stede can leave his wife for Ed?

    Alternate timeline in the piña coladas universe - everything is the same but diverges from canon after the first line of Chapter 60

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    3/?
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    14
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    44
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    518

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