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    Izzy maybe touched something he shouldn't have, and now the whole crew has to figure out how to deal with a toddler, who may or may not be autistic.

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    The entire crew was either extremely scared of the former Kraken (Lucius, Frenchie, and Fang) or murderous and on the verge of slicing his throat whenever they were alone with him (Jim, Archie, Pete, Ivan). The rest of the crew (Oluwande, Wee John, Roach) was more impartial, but didn’t hide their disdain for Edward in any way.
    "Edward and I are hoping that by spending time one-on-one, the crew get to have a personal apology and see that Edward can be the man the two of us know he can be."

    Or: the three most powerful men on the Revenge all had their individual mission: Edward wants the crew to forgive him for what he had done to them; Bonnet keeps pestering Izzy to teach him how to be a fucking pirate, and Izzy is here, struggling to teach the crew how to survive. Because in a a bit over a week, they’re going to reach their next port. And Izzy wants to fucking leave.

    (This fic takes off at during the events of s2ep5 and takes it from there. Up until this point, canon exists (except for Ivan’s death – he’s alive and kicking in this one!), but let’s see if the upcoming events are going to happen in this story.)

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    Stede does his best to take care of Ed as Ed processes...everything. Their inn is still in shambles and Stede can't help but keep longing for the life he left behind, full of adventure and promise. But there is adventure and promise to be found here while Ed heals, and Stede is determined to help them both find a way to blossom where they've decided to be planted.

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    What's an all powerful, incredibly bored crime lord like Ed to do when a ball of sunshine like Stede waltzes into his life and treats him like an equal, a friend, instead of someone to be terrified of? Why, fall in love, of course.

    There's just one problem: Stede's married.

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    An amalgam of One-Shots. An alloy metal aha.... Yep I know that wasn't funny but it's the thought that counts.

    Requests mostly so shhhhhhh.

    Any requests which you may have, let me know and I'll do it.... eventually.

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    The rumor come out: Does Ed has pregante?

    In this classic celebrated tale, the crew goes on a wondrous journey to uncover the true meaning of pierogi

    This Easter season, bring home to your own family the true meaning of egg

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    Stede Bonnet runs away to Antarctica to work in a remote weather station. Things do not go as planned.

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    1718. The Golden Age of Piracy.

    Former pirates Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach retire to run an inn on land.

    Things do not go as planned…

    This is a story about growth.

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    Ed decides he and Stede should start fucking Izzy.

    Izzy, who's always held a torch for Edward, has his boundaries pushed and hopes dashed.

    Wee John notices a negative pattern with Izzy between Izzy and the captains, but also Izzy and the crew, when it doesn't resolve itself and Izzy seems to be getting worse, Wee John steps in to help how he can.

    The crew are cunts in this. If you like the crew--this is so not the story for you--you will not like any of them but Wee John. There's LOTS of sex scenes in this. Izzy enjoys none of them.

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    Jack’s face is all scrunched up, fucking moustache touching the tip of his nose. “The fuck? What kind of pirate—?”
    But Izzy knows what kind of pirate would do that. Shit. And he'd thought things had been going so well.
    ***
    After leaving the Revenge, Izzy shacks up with Calico Jack and tries to start over. But the Universe has a tendency to laugh in his face, and apparently it's found the perfect tools for that: Stede fucking Bonnet, and a fucking desert island.

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    Ed has resigned himself to a life he hates, stressed and bored at work and burning through a rotation of shitty boyfriends. Stede is doing what he actually wants for the first time in his life and is struggling to see a way forward beyond just making it through each day. After they hit it off when they both go to key Ed's ex boyfriend's car after Ed breaks up with him at Stede's restaurant, they'll have to navigate finding love later in life and put in the work of healing themselves and helping each other so they can build a life they're excited to live.

    Updating daily!

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    huoh-huoh-huoh, huoh-hhonk-hhhhhuohk. Huok-huok-huhok huok huok, huok-ok-oh-huok hhh onk.

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    The year is 1717, cell phones exist, and the attack on the Republic of Pirates has failed.

    Friend and foe alike banded together to beat back the English navy, earning themselves another day of freedom. But now, as the Republic finds itself in a unique position between the English and the Spanish, choices must be made about which direction they want to go. Stede Bonnet, somehow, finds himself at the center of an upwelling of hope, and the desire for change that has being brewing in the Republic of Pirates.

    Meanwhile, all is not well aboard the Revenge. In the aftermath of the murder attempt against Edward, no one knows how to even begin to unfuck the dynamics that have entrenched themselves. All the while, a figure from Lucius' past has reappeared, but what he's after is anyone's guess.

    The crew of the Revenge must grapple with the things they have done if they are ever going to find a way forward.

    A socmed action romantic comedy about the choices a community must make, and the mess of trying to make things right.

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    Izzy is Stede's self defence teacher. Stede manages to be completely normal about it.

    “Any volunteers for a demonstration?”

    There never are, and today is no exception.

    “Come here, Bonnet,” Izzy says after a few seconds of uncomfortable silence, waving Stede towards her with the impatience of a drill sergeant.

    Stede feels her cheeks darkening as she steps forwards. Why is she the one who always gets singled out for these demonstrations? Surely Izzy could pick out someone else for a change—someone who’s actually capable and confident and doesn’t turn into a sputtering mess whenever Izzy touches her.

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    Things got better, life on the Revenge was nice and comfortable again and Lucius got maybe too comfortable. He should have been more careful .

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    It's six months since Stede and Ed - and Izzy, Lucius and Pete - returned from Florida, and life at the Operation Revenge taskforce has finally been stable for a time. But when an unexpected body turns up, it immediately sets them back on a long-inevitable path, towards two long-inevitable foes, and what follows will push every one of them to the very limit.

    After all... Ned Low is not a man you want as your enemy. Nor is Francis Spriggs. And together, they've got their sights set on a little revenge of their own.

    Or a lot. Possibly a lot. In fact, you might say they're planning the performance of a lifetime...

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    “So, we’re innkeepers then.”

    Two whim-prone middle-aged guys, in the throes of first love, make an emotionally charged decision to upend their lives completely.

    Things turn out... pretty well, actually.

     

    Post-S2 domestic fluff with a bit of character stuff thrown in because I love them both so much. Basically just gentle Gentlebeard, renovating their inn and learning how to be together.

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    It's been a few years since Stede and Ed left piracy behind to become masters of Unfearsome Fuckery (or Theater, as the lay man might call it). Having already conquered the Americas with their signature piece The Legend of the Black Knight, they now set their sights on the English countryside. The trouble is, these people are completely burned out on Knights as a genre, and rather preoccupied with their own drama. Rather than throw in the chamomile scented towel, Stede devises a spectacle he hopes will not only wow their hosts, but also save the day!

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    Stede works at a hair salon.

    One night he stays late and a wounded Ed stumbles into his salon.

    They both can't get each other out of their heads, so Ed comes back the next day and the day after that and the day after that...

    Stede feels himself pulled towards his new most loyal customer but his marriage status keeps him from acting on it until one dance at a party changes it all.

    Will they be able to find their happy ending?

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    This fic spans the time in between Season 1 and Season 2, largely focusing on how Izzy lost the rest of his toes for the first few chapters and then going into how Izzy responds to Stede coming back and Edward being alive and all that. Should be a fun trip.

    Steddy Hands endgame, but pretty heavy on the Stizzy for a while.

    I'm hoping to update once a week, but I don't have a good track record with update schedules.

    Title from "The Moon Will Sing" by the Crane Wives.

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