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    Izzy maybe touched something he shouldn't have, and now the whole crew has to figure out how to deal with a toddler, who may or may not be autistic.

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    The rumor come out: Does Ed has pregante?

    In this classic celebrated tale, the crew goes on a wondrous journey to uncover the true meaning of pierogi

    This Easter season, bring home to your own family the true meaning of egg

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    Ed decides he and Stede should start fucking Izzy.

    Izzy, who's always held a torch for Edward, has his boundaries pushed and hopes dashed.

    Wee John notices a negative pattern with Izzy between Izzy and the captains, but also Izzy and the crew, when it doesn't resolve itself and Izzy seems to be getting worse, Wee John steps in to help how he can.

    The crew are cunts in this. If you like the crew--this is so not the story for you--you will not like any of them but Wee John. There's LOTS of sex scenes in this. Izzy enjoys none of them.

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    The year is 1717, cell phones exist, and the attack on the Republic of Pirates has failed.

    Friend and foe alike banded together to beat back the English navy, earning themselves another day of freedom. But now, as the Republic finds itself in a unique position between the English and the Spanish, choices must be made about which direction they want to go. Stede Bonnet, somehow, finds himself at the center of an upwelling of hope, and the desire for change that has being brewing in the Republic of Pirates.

    Meanwhile, all is not well aboard the Revenge. In the aftermath of the murder attempt against Edward, no one knows how to even begin to unfuck the dynamics that have entrenched themselves. All the while, a figure from Lucius' past has reappeared, but what he's after is anyone's guess.

    The crew of the Revenge must grapple with the things they have done if they are ever going to find a way forward.

    A socmed action romantic comedy about the choices a community must make, and the mess of trying to make things right.

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    It's six months since Stede and Ed - and Izzy, Lucius and Pete - returned from Florida, and life at the Operation Revenge taskforce has finally been stable for a time. But when an unexpected body turns up, it immediately sets them back on a long-inevitable path, towards two long-inevitable foes, and what follows will push every one of them to the very limit.

    After all... Ned Low is not a man you want as your enemy. Nor is Francis Spriggs. And together, they've got their sights set on a little revenge of their own.

    Or a lot. Possibly a lot. In fact, you might say they're planning the performance of a lifetime...

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    This fic spans the time in between Season 1 and Season 2, largely focusing on how Izzy lost the rest of his toes for the first few chapters and then going into how Izzy responds to Stede coming back and Edward being alive and all that. Should be a fun trip.

    Steddy Hands endgame, but pretty heavy on the Stizzy for a while.

    I'm hoping to update once a week, but I don't have a good track record with update schedules.

    Title from "The Moon Will Sing" by the Crane Wives.

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    The last thing 12-year-old Izzy expected, or wanted, was to Present as an Omega. In a society where Omegas are sheltered and protected, whether they want to be or not, he finds himself ripped away from his happy life and enrolled in a school determined to turn him into a perfect Omega for the future Mate of their choice. Stuck with the annoyingly cheerful and ultra-Omegish Stede Bonnet as a roommate, Izzy struggles to find his place in a world not designed for Omegas like himself. But as Izzy gets to know his school-mates, he becomes determined to secure a better future not only for himself, but for his new friends. A future where their lives are their own. As impossible as that might sound.

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    Stede Bonnet, divorced dad, is talked into going to his first gaming convention by his teenage daughter. He meets the handsome Dungeon Master and darling of the livestream game community, Blackbeard. Will his daughter's gaming group help him make a love match?

    If you haven't yet signed the petition to save Our Flag Means Death, please do so. https://www.renewasacrew.com/petition

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    “Edward? Edward! Did you tell those cunts it’s my birthday?”

     

    It's Izzy's birthday, and the crew are determined to make it a memorable one! Many hijinks, hoorays and head injuries ensue.

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    Stede Bonnet is dying, has been for a long time. He’s known about it for going on 12 years, an inoperable brain tumour. Yep. Right in the centre, getting its filthy little paws into all sorts of juicy parts of Stedes brain, just sitting there and causing all sorts of havoc till the day it finally finishes him off. At first the idea of death terrified him to his core but by now he’s pretty much accepted it, being terminally ill is just a part of his personality at this point, he’s learned to live with it.

    It’s not until a sexy, long haired, leather clad specimen of a man comes into his life does he reconsider how fulfilling life could actually be.

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    It wasn’t the first time Stede had noticed it. It happened with Chauncey and the British firing squad, it happened with the surprise attack from Ned Lowe. Stede didn’t realise it was going to become a habit though.

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    Five times Ed pushed Stede behind him, and the one time Stede does it to him (5+1 things)

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    A Crossover That Nobody Asked For, but I had to do it; these two needed to meet! (You know the saying, "Write the fic you want to read?" - yeah, this is a case of that).

    Summary: Due to his entering an unforeseen Time Travel Portal, Lieutenant George Henry Hodgson (The Terror) happens upon Captain Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death). Stede gives him a tour of his ship, The Revenge, and Roach prepares a meal. The two gentlemen enjoy conversation and each other’s company for a time, but ultimately George must return to his own century.

    Terror Bingo 2023 Fill: Revenge

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    Stede gestured upwards towards the turrets jutting out of the weathered castle wall in front of which he stood. “As you can see, this castle is truly representative of its era, the turrets a stark reminder of the cruelty of history.”

    “What the fuck does that even mean?” Ed demanded in fond frustration.

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    Project Proteus is going to put humans among the stars.

    Project Demeter proved that a full garden could grow in space.

    Project Hestia will prove that children can survive, and even thrive, in space.

    But before that, Project Anteros needs to prove that couples can thrive.

    Too bad that NASA's first choice couple, astronauts Edward Teach and "Calico" Jack Rackham have just explosively broken up.

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    Hobbits are not a common sight in the Caribbean, particularly on the ocean, and in the world of piracy…please…that just doesn’t happen. They’re much too soft and gentle for a life like that. Or at least, that’s what the stories say anyways.

    No one had ever told these stories to Izzy Hands, of course, no one would have dared to on the Queen Anne.

    Or the five members of the Revenge’s crew who had never met a hobbit in their life, before First Mate Hands stepped foot on their ship + the one who had.

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    Stede figures out he's gay at the ripe age of 41, gets divorced, and...still lives with Mary. Because he's unemployed, and it turns out piracy isn't a viable career choice for him right now. This is about finding your people and starting over. I hope.

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    Izzy's always struggled to feel beautiful. Wee John makes it easy.

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    Frenchie is a busker who likes to perform outside of Queen Anne's coffee, despite the fact that everyone tells him that he shouldn't. They say the owner is mean, a recluse, that he doesn't like anyone. But Frenchie knows better. He's sure that Izzy is kind, and he's gotten really good at telling what people are like.
    Izzy does like people, he likes them plenty. Just a little farther away from him. But he loves his friends, and his regular customers, and more recently, the busker who plays everyday outside his shop.

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    When the Pirate Republic went up in flames, Ed was gripped by fear. Amid the chaos, people screamed and fled in all directions. As Ed located the crew, a chilling realization set in—Stede was nowhere to be found. They would soon discover that Stede had been kidnapped by Prince Ricky, who had gone mad after his encounter with Spanish Jackie. The question loomed: could the crew rescue their Captain in time, and what fate awaited Stede?

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    Different take on aftermath of Episode 7. I wrote it before episode 8 so anything from that episode won't happen here.

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    “Today was perfect,” Ed mumbles, warm lips dancing over Stede’s neck and upper chest as he speaks. “Thanks for planning the dinner and everything. Was good to have the kids around, too.”
    “I agree. But this is nice. Just you and me.” Stede’s fingers find the back of his neck, start drawing patterns there. He knows that Ed would purr if he could, and Stede could happily do this all night.
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    Ed and Stede are establishing a life with their daughter Kaia, a life that is chaotic but happy. And Stede wants more of it, more of this feeling of being content. And he wants another baby. Ed doesn't seem so sure about that.

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