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    Stede Bonnet, modern day wealthy vice president of his father’s company, tires of his monotonous life of commuting from the hustle of the city to the cookie cutter suburbs and dreams of a peaceful life on a New Zealand sheep farm. However, because he has absolutely no idea what he is doing, he must hire a crew of unique and lovable farm hands.
    Things did not go as planned…

    Come yell at us on Twitter @weejanefeeney (individual posts on this account) and @bigjanefeeney the sister account

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    Chapters:
    29/?
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    53
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    19
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    Stede is a divorced, gay, divorce lawyer. He is dreading his upcoming class reunion since the Badmintons (because of fucking course) are running bets on him arriving alone and pathetic to the celebration dinner.
    Enter Ed Teach, long-time columnist for Hornygold, a gay lifestyle and entertainment magazine with some very interesting centerfold pictures. Ed is tasked to woo new sponsors for the magazine with an article about relationships.

    Ed runs into Stede and hijinks ensue. There will be a happy ending, of course ;)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    91/?
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    Alternate Universe. Mary makes the first move of ending her and Stede's marriage.

    When Lucius is brought in to take care of Stede while he digests this process, they end up at a strip club where Stede lays eyes on a tall drink of water, his mind forgetting about Mary.

    What he doesn't know is that this handsome, tall drink of water has some secrets of his own.

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    20/21
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    43
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    117
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    27
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    The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.

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    98/?
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    "'I like being alone with you too,' Stede whispers.
    Ed finds himself tilting his head up towards him, his eyes on his lips, until Stede stops. He shakes himself.
    What the fuck are you doing, Ed? It’s rule fucking one! Stop pretending this is something more. You’re a fun diversion for him. Just enjoy it for what it is."
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    CEO Stede Bonnet is quite lost and stops to ask Edward Teach, who’s just trying to make rent, for directions. Charmed, he hires Ed for company and companionship. Now they have to navigate their differences over the course of one remarkable week. A Pretty Woman AU.

    Written for the OFMD Big Bang with art by Cookiestraw

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    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
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    21
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    9
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    346
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    In which Edward hands his leather jacket over to Stede. In which Stede sleeps with it.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    78
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    When newly divorced and newly out Stede Bonnet is dragged to a rock concert by his assistant, he thinks it will be a fun night out and a chance to be more social after isolating himself. Little does he know, he is about to attract the attention of the legendary Blackbeard, frontman of Queen Anne's Revenge.

    Their meet-cute hits a bit of a snag when an incident at the concert threatens the nationwide tour Blackbeard and his band are about to go on, putting Stede under a spotlight he never wanted or asked for.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    14
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    20
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    5
    Hits:
    225
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    in which, after receiving his draft notice, Stede Bonnet is planning to become a conscientious objector and run off to Canada. When war veteran Ed Teach saves his hide at a protest march where he's almost arrested, they strike a deal to help each other out with their respective plans for the future. That is, until those plans are somewhat changed the moment they fall in love long before Stede's notice is up.

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    English
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    71,091
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    230
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    Stede Bonnet is settling into his roles as a boyfriend and an involved dad. So when he sees a flyer for a Halloween baking competition at Alma and Louis's school, he can't wait to enter. Unfortunately, the very people running the contest are the people Stede has tried so hard to avoid: The Badmintons. Luckily, he and Ed are a team, and together they're determined to bring about social ruin for his nemesis once and for all.

    A fluffy sequel to DOUBT THOU THE STARS, where Ed runs a campground and Stede lives in a city nearby.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1215
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    27-year-old Stede Bonnet is all set to marry his childhood sweetheart, Mary Allamby. Then one night he meets a man called Ed, and his world is turned upside-down.

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    Chapters:
    6/10
    Comments:
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    684
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    Mystery. Infidelity. Crime. Skeletons in the closet. And two men who find a connection that threatens to burn them all down.

    Edward Teach's mother Annie used to rule the seaside town of Dos Corazones. That is, until the elite of the town decided she had too much power and started tearing her down piece by piece.

    Some years later, Stede Bonnet arrives in town, at the start of a mid-life crisis. He purchases the Revenge, intending on turning into a tour boat. He's unaware of the ship's history, or its connection to Annie Teach.

    And he never thought he'd fall head over heels for a bar owner with a deep connection to the town - while both of them are married.

    But Ed's got some skeletons in his closet, and enemies in town. The closer Stede gets to Ed, the more he becomes entangled in the dark heart of Dos Corazones.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    158
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    Ed Teach is the owner of Blackbeard's Revenge, a pirate-themed haunted attraction in LA. Stede Bonnet is recently divorced, unhappy in his corporate job, and looking to find himself...by applying to be a scare actor!

    Tags will be updated as the story commences, and any sensitive sections will be marked. Cross posted on Twitter @wannabewesley

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    8
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    485
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    Her text from Ben tells her where to go and when to be there. It’s a nice hotel this time, and the text also tells her: Woman in her mid-forties. Liked your picture, but seemed skittish. Don’t scare her off.

    -0-

    Izzy expects that her last year before retirement will be unremarkable. She'll stay focused, won't draw Ben's attention, and soon have enough money saved that she can book a flight to Ed and never look back.

    Things get interesting when she meets Stede.

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    In the fall of 2006, Stede is stuck running the family business after the unexpected death of his father. He’s been working for the company his entire adult life, forced into inheritance by the simple default of being the only child, but being in charge is starting to break him down. To make matters worse, his marriage, already rocky to begin with, is finally beginning to crumble after eleven years.

    Ed, an up-and-coming mixologist, runs a successful dive bar called Blackbeard’s and should, by all accounts, be satisfied with his life. He absolutely is not. The days have become humdrum, the spark gone, and while it is nice to not worry about money like he did for the first twenty-odd years of his life, he’s absolutely fucking bored with it all. Surely this can't be all there is.

    Enter: Stede Bonnet, who plops himself down on a squeaky barstool at Blackbeard's one night while wearing a three-piece Tom Ford suit. Inexplicably, he orders a strawberry daiquiri. Then a glass of whiskey. The rest, as they say, is history.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    24
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    10
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    “Nervous?” This particular habit had been quick to form – meeting out behind the hotel, looking out upon the beautifully-manicured grass and the tent poles which look strange and lonely without the canvas stretched over their tops.

    “Me? Nervous?” The first night in the hotel, Edward’s voice had startled Stede, but this time it appears he’d been expecting him. This makes him smile, for some reason, as he gingerly lowers himself to the concrete beside Stede. “What gives you that idea?”

    “Oh, you know,” Ed waves his hand vaguely toward the naked tent. “Tomorrow’s the first day of practice, everyone’s gonna be judging us, they’ll be testing our on-screen chemistry with the contestants and the hosts, and we’re about to be here for potentially over two months having our baking criticized by some of the biggest fucking names in the baking world?”

    *****

    Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet are both contestants on The Great British Bake Off. Maybe they'll fall in love with each others' soggy bottoms.

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    Chapters:
    4/11
    Comments:
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    37
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    When Stede Bonnet's marriage falls apart, he throws caution to the wind and follow a yearning to be a cabaret MC. Only, he's not quite ready to tell his family. What's a man to do? Well, lie and say he's invested in real estate on the other of the world, that's what!

    Meanwhile, in The Queen Anne, a jaded burlesque veteran and MC is feeling stuck in a bit of a rut. But maybe things'll turn around when some new competition moves into a bar up the road? Either way, can't get much worse, can it?

     

    An OFMD social media AU

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    Chapters:
    34/?
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    26
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    Ed Teach has been the captain of the Emerald City Firebirds for nearly a decade (how a 21-year-old had earned a captaincy, he’d never know), and has come to learn all of the rules that come with it; don’t step on the logo, don’t touch the Jenkins Cup until you’ve won it, don’t fuck your fellow players. That last rule was mostly easy to abide by.

    Until a blond bombshell with zero shame and an insatiable need to make him sweat shows up.

    Rules were made to be broken, right?

    Right?

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    2/?
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    Notorious outlaw Blackbeard has had enough of the grind. He's ready to break away from the life and start anew, somewhere far enough that the law and the noose won't reach him.

    Stede Bonnet is an omega sheriff with everything to prove. He's sick of being typecast as a helpless omega and doubles down on his search to bring hooligans to justice.

    After a shoot out with the annoying Badminton twins, Stede is injured and left for dead. Who would happen upon him but the dread outlaw Blackbeard who can't seem to focus on anything other than Stede being an omega-- an omega who sees him for more than what everyone else sees him as: a monster.

    Their story isn't without it's challenges, in fact, it seems there is nothing but challenges for the two of them to make their way to each other, but if there's a chance they might make it, well, they're going to try.

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    38,891
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    180
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    2457
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    The Badminton twins were dead, God knew they were dead, so why did Stede see them everywhere he went? Why did their taunting, sharp, painful words follow him down every hallway, into every room? Why, then, did no one else seem to see them? Perhaps it was a temporary problem, caused by lack of sleep or from something he'd eaten, but Stede feared it was more than that. He feared he'd honestly gone insane. No matter though! He could ignore it– ignore them. No need to tell the crew, absolutely no need to tell Edward; It's fine!

    He is fine.

    Until he isn't.

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    English
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    2,173
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    232
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    Stede could have sworn that he had made it all up - the monsters in the dark, the black pair of eyes staring into his whenever he closed his eyes. After twenty years in L.A he could at least pretend that it had all been some strange response to childhood trauma.

    Then his father had to die.

    --

    While back in his old family home with the intention of cleaning it out for sale, Stede finds out more about his father's past - and himself - than he had bargained for.

    At least he finds a kindred spirit in Edward Teach, a worldwide best selling author on the lookout for some inspiration.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,134
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    58

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