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    As Ed closes for the night he walks out to the parking lot to hear indistinguishable yelling.

    As he rounds the corner he finds two men, one bloody and broken, the other standing over top of him.

    Ed takes the stranger to the hospital after ruffing up his attacker and acts as his ‘Emergency Contact’ so he’s allowed to stay with him.

    He learns the man’s name is Stede Bonnet, and as he waits for him to wake up he calls Stede’s real emergency contact. Learning that his attacker was actually Stede’s boyfriend, Darren.

    Ed is not one to condone domestic abuse so he does everything in his power to get Stede to break up with him. Showing him he doesn’t deserve awful men like him.

    The two fall in love as they relay stories to eachother and realize they actually have a lot in common.

    Though they may have obstacles to overcome, they will do it together.

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    Stede does his best to take care of Ed as Ed processes...everything. Their inn is still in shambles and Stede can't help but keep longing for the life he left behind, full of adventure and promise. But there is adventure and promise to be found here while Ed heals, and Stede is determined to help them both find a way to blossom where they've decided to be planted.

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    What's an all powerful, incredibly bored crime lord like Ed to do when a ball of sunshine like Stede waltzes into his life and treats him like an equal, a friend, instead of someone to be terrified of? Why, fall in love, of course.

    There's just one problem: Stede's married.

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    An amalgam of One-Shots. An alloy metal aha.... Yep I know that wasn't funny but it's the thought that counts.

    Requests mostly so shhhhhhh.

    Any requests which you may have, let me know and I'll do it.... eventually.

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    The rumor come out: Does Ed has pregante?

    In this classic celebrated tale, the crew goes on a wondrous journey to uncover the true meaning of pierogi

    This Easter season, bring home to your own family the true meaning of egg

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    Stede Bonnet runs away to Antarctica to work in a remote weather station. Things do not go as planned.

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    1718. The Golden Age of Piracy.

    Former pirates Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach retire to run an inn on land.

    Things do not go as planned…

    This is a story about growth.

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    Jack’s face is all scrunched up, fucking moustache touching the tip of his nose. “The fuck? What kind of pirate—?”
    But Izzy knows what kind of pirate would do that. Shit. And he'd thought things had been going so well.
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    After leaving the Revenge, Izzy shacks up with Calico Jack and tries to start over. But the Universe has a tendency to laugh in his face, and apparently it's found the perfect tools for that: Stede fucking Bonnet, and a fucking desert island.

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    Ed has resigned himself to a life he hates, stressed and bored at work and burning through a rotation of shitty boyfriends. Stede is doing what he actually wants for the first time in his life and is struggling to see a way forward beyond just making it through each day. After they hit it off when they both go to key Ed's ex boyfriend's car after Ed breaks up with him at Stede's restaurant, they'll have to navigate finding love later in life and put in the work of healing themselves and helping each other so they can build a life they're excited to live.

    Updating daily!

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    The year is 1717, cell phones exist, and the attack on the Republic of Pirates has failed.

    Friend and foe alike banded together to beat back the English navy, earning themselves another day of freedom. But now, as the Republic finds itself in a unique position between the English and the Spanish, choices must be made about which direction they want to go. Stede Bonnet, somehow, finds himself at the center of an upwelling of hope, and the desire for change that has being brewing in the Republic of Pirates.

    Meanwhile, all is not well aboard the Revenge. In the aftermath of the murder attempt against Edward, no one knows how to even begin to unfuck the dynamics that have entrenched themselves. All the while, a figure from Lucius' past has reappeared, but what he's after is anyone's guess.

    The crew of the Revenge must grapple with the things they have done if they are ever going to find a way forward.

    A socmed action romantic comedy about the choices a community must make, and the mess of trying to make things right.

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    It's six months since Stede and Ed - and Izzy, Lucius and Pete - returned from Florida, and life at the Operation Revenge taskforce has finally been stable for a time. But when an unexpected body turns up, it immediately sets them back on a long-inevitable path, towards two long-inevitable foes, and what follows will push every one of them to the very limit.

    After all... Ned Low is not a man you want as your enemy. Nor is Francis Spriggs. And together, they've got their sights set on a little revenge of their own.

    Or a lot. Possibly a lot. In fact, you might say they're planning the performance of a lifetime...

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    “So, we’re innkeepers then.”

    Two whim-prone middle-aged guys, in the throes of first love, make an emotionally charged decision to upend their lives completely.

    Things turn out... pretty well, actually.

     

    Post-S2 domestic fluff with a bit of character stuff thrown in because I love them both so much. Basically just gentle Gentlebeard, renovating their inn and learning how to be together.

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    It's been a few years since Stede and Ed left piracy behind to become masters of Unfearsome Fuckery (or Theater, as the lay man might call it). Having already conquered the Americas with their signature piece The Legend of the Black Knight, they now set their sights on the English countryside. The trouble is, these people are completely burned out on Knights as a genre, and rather preoccupied with their own drama. Rather than throw in the chamomile scented towel, Stede devises a spectacle he hopes will not only wow their hosts, but also save the day!

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    Stede works at a hair salon.

    One night he stays late and a wounded Ed stumbles into his salon.

    They both can't get each other out of their heads, so Ed comes back the next day and the day after that and the day after that...

    Stede feels himself pulled towards his new most loyal customer but his marriage status keeps him from acting on it until one dance at a party changes it all.

    Will they be able to find their happy ending?

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    This fic spans the time in between Season 1 and Season 2, largely focusing on how Izzy lost the rest of his toes for the first few chapters and then going into how Izzy responds to Stede coming back and Edward being alive and all that. Should be a fun trip.

    Steddy Hands endgame, but pretty heavy on the Stizzy for a while.

    I'm hoping to update once a week, but I don't have a good track record with update schedules.

    Title from "The Moon Will Sing" by the Crane Wives.

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    The last thing 12-year-old Izzy expected, or wanted, was to Present as an Omega. In a society where Omegas are sheltered and protected, whether they want to be or not, he finds himself ripped away from his happy life and enrolled in a school determined to turn him into a perfect Omega for the future Mate of their choice. Stuck with the annoyingly cheerful and ultra-Omegish Stede Bonnet as a roommate, Izzy struggles to find his place in a world not designed for Omegas like himself. But as Izzy gets to know his school-mates, he becomes determined to secure a better future not only for himself, but for his new friends. A future where their lives are their own. As impossible as that might sound.

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    A brilliant high school chemistry teacher with a terminal illness.

    An ex smuggler desperate to keep his boyfriend around longer.

    A criminal seizing the opportunity to reconnect with his best friend the only way he knows how.

    A musician down on his luck who gets more than he bargained for.

     

    Stede gets lung cancer. A few months shy of his forty-eighth birthday, he’s told he may not live to even make it to his fiftieth. What happens next is a natural response to this.

    (this is a breaking bad au)

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    Thirty fucking years of loyalty and dedication is enough to pull anyone out of the gravy basket... isn't it? Ed is no longer sure. He writes to Stede, hoping to convince him. Hoping to convince himself.


    Finished. Updates daily. Tags will change to avoid spoilers.

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    “Are you asking, Mr. Hands, if you can leave us for a month or two to sail up north?” Stede clarifies.

    “Ah, you have no idea, Bonnet,” Izzy says. “Since I was a lad, there’s nothin’ I’ve wanted more than to get out there with those—those—” Izzy makes pinching gestures at the horizon, so utterly enraptured with the thought of whales that he’s apparently forgotten the name of them.

    It is, Stede hates to admit, unbelievably endearing.

    “Of course you may go, Izzy,” Stede says.

    “What?” Ed blurts out. “Wait. Didn’t we just talk about this?”

    (Izzy is desperate to go a-whaling. Stede is desperate for him and Ed to distance themselves from their rancid codependency. Ed wants his matelot's forgiveness and his boyfriend's devotion, but first and foremost he wants to maim a fucking whaler.)

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    Looking for yearning? Looking for characters that learn to love themselves through each other? Look no further!

    Museum biologist Stede gets stabbed and needs emergency surgery, Ed is his anesthesiologist. They meet again. They are cute. They become BOYFRIENDS!!!!(eventually)

    Title is from the song: Beautiful Stranger - Laufey

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