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    Stede thinks Ed doesn't care about him enough to be there on his birthday.

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    Stede takes in a deep breath and smiles. “Ed, I–” he says, but that’s as far as he gets before Ed’s pulling the gun out of its holster.

    He aims, and Stede manages to yelp and duck just in the nick of time. The wood behind him splinters. “Fucking hell!” he yells, and springs back up into standing position. He takes a second to mourn the scarred wood before turning to Ed. “I know I cocked things up, but there’s no need to be dramatic!”

    1717. The Golden Age of Piracy. Stede Bonnet sets about wooing the love of his life through any means necessary.

    Things do not go as planned.

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    Stede is on a blind internet date that is going very badly when the man of his dreams walks in.

    Based on a true story.

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    “Put. It. Down.” Soft, deadly, Edward gave a final warning, watching Izzy’s face. “I won't shoot you unless you make me.”

     

    Izzy laughed, hollow and humorless. “Right, because you caaaaaare about me, do you,” he half-sang, sneering. “Because I’m your friend,” his mouth twisted on the word, “is that it, Edward?” He inhaled, and let it out in a shaky sigh, the frantic energy dissipated. “No, Ed. We’re not friends. We never were.” He looked sad, Edward thought, and his gut twinged and his eyes widened as Izzy wrapped his free arm around Stede again and brought the blade away from his throat, holding it high.

     

    Izzy's hand began a slow, deliberate arch, and he stared into Edward’s eyes as he brought the knife down toward Stede’s heart.

     

    “Don’t-“ Stede cried.

     

    Edward fired.

     

     

    When Edward shoots Izzy to protect Stede, the entire reunited crew must figure out how to move forward. (**COMPLETE** releasing a new chapter every day; opt-in explicit scenes included in TFMD: The Expansion)

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    Lucius Spriggs is good at listening and getting people to talk about things they really don't want to. Izzy Hands is not immune and the two explore different topics that give us far more insight to the grumpy First Mate.

    Until Izzy gets the idea to reunite Lucius with his estranged family and all hell breaks loose. Can love and adventure win the day over wealth and family?

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    “Blackbeard seemed a little mad at you,” Roach said.
    "Mad?" Stede asked, his heart pounding faster and faster.
    Oluwande grumpily added, “A little more than mad. It's like he is a completely different person. What happened between the two of you?”
    “That’s a long story.”
    “We will talk it through as a crew,” Wee John said again and put a heavy hand on Stede’s shoulder.
    “We can talk about it over some nice dinner,” Buttons said, side glancing at The Swede.
    Stede stood protectively between Buttons and The Swede. “No time for dinner. Everyone, get in the boat. We need to catch up with Ed.”
    “He is not Ed anymore. This guy is Blackbeard,” Oluwande said.
    “How bad is it?” Stede asked him quietly.
    “Very.”
    “I need to make this right again.”
    Quietly, the remaining crew followed him back to sit in the boat.

    ~~~

    A story about falling in love all over again and various other shenanigans.
    Mostly fluff and humour and pirates being gay.

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    Tell us of the gods of death and spring
    their union and their love.

    Or: Edward, god of the dead, kidnaps Stede, god of spring. Greek mythology ensues.

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    When Prince Stede Bonnet saw his betrothed for the first time, he very nearly blushed.

    Edward Teach was a fearsome thing: pirate turned warlord, scourge of the continent. He wore black armor and bristled with weapons, including his famous sword, the Queen’s Revenge. The notorious beard which had earned him his nickname was gray now, but still full and menacing. They were almost of a height, but Stede felt dreadfully small in his presence.

    Blackbeard had taken one look at Stede and grunted his approval. And Stede had almost blushed.

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    He managed to get up in the end, thanks to the support of a chair. He suffocated a cry while walking towards the bathroom. He opted for cleaning up himself a little, he was decidedly pathetic, and looked as unstable as he was. He couldn’t have that. Blackbeard wasn’t pathetic, nor unstable. Blackbeard didn’t feel fear, nor pain. Blackbeard was fear and pain. But when he took a look at himself in the mirror, the only thing he could feel and see was fucking shame.

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    Blackbeard found out that Stede has died, it's not exactly good news.

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    Stede wonders where Edward goes when he leaves the Revenge.

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    “You,” Stede says, the fires in his eyes making the world go up in smoke and ash and embers, “I want you.”

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    Silently Lucius indicates his eye, and Ed actually touches his own face, like he has no idea what Lucius could possibly be referring to. Understanding dawns as his fingers find the puffy red skin that’s going to turn into an absolutely spectacular black eye, if Lucius is any judge. “Oh, that. Yeah, fine, I was just tryin’ something new with Izzy.”

    Lucius considers everything he knows about their relationship, and asks carefully, “and did it… work?”

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    Captain Anne Bonny and her crew stumble upon a group of abandoned men, and she delivers them to her tuākana Ed.
    (Post-season 1 story)

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    Edward, heartbroken, has put his heart away in a cursed little box. Izzy and Stede have to fight a sea witch (they enjoy it) and work together (they don't) to get it back.

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    Ed is a middle aged man, knees deep in a mid-life crisis. His international acclaim as rock-legend Blackbeard is weighing down on him, but he can’t find it in himself to retire.

    Stede is a kind soul, hoping to help fellow Reddit users out.

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    Edward Teach is the increasingly dissatisfied co-owner of Blackbeard Antiques with his best friend Izzy. He loves the fine things they sell, but is sick of a life surrounded by obnoxious rich people. Then one day he encounters a pretty posh boy (well middle aged man) he can actually stomach and who might just change everything…

    Stede Bonnet has channelled his mid-life crisis into becoming an unconventional Saville Row tailor, making beautiful bespoke suits at Bonnet & Friends with a merry crew of misfits. The trouble is they don't have any paying clients and the business is on the brink of failure before it's even really begun. Then one day a gravelly voice calls out of the blue with a business opportunity that might help the struggling tailor find his feet personally and professionally…

    A modern AU set in England that no one asked for, but popped unbidden into my head out of nowhere anyway! Relatively long form, mostly fluff with some angst and a bit of smut down the line.

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    ”I thrive in conversation, mind you, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy moments of its absence.” He huffed.

     

    ”Well I hope you don’t get too comfortable with it,” Ed replied, “because the grill isn’t going to be quiet, even on a Monday.”

     

    Stede’s smile brightened.

     

    ”Well, I wouldn’t expect quiet in a place like Blackbeard’s,” he laughed, “but perhaps the noise is better in the gift shop?”

     

    ”Oh no,” Edward shook his head, “there’s this bloke who likes gifts a little too much to stay quiet.”

     

    ——————
     

    Stede’s love throughout the series, and there after, expressed through private letters and small scenes

     

    OR; I find an excuse to write a multi chapter fanfic during vacation

     
    Fic finished, updates every Monday!

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    "Ahoy Matey! Celebrate the Pirate Spirit with fun and adventure in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina! 'Pirates Voyage' Dinner & Show invites you to join the most famous pirate, Blackbeard, and his quartermaster, Calico Jack, as they lead crews in a battle on land, on deck, in water and high above full-sized pirate ships!"

    Stede Bonnet takes his children to a pirate-themed dinner and cannot take his eyes off of the man who plays Blackbeard. Little does he know, Blackbeard's been looking at him, as well.

    ...Yes, there is a real restaurant in which Blackbeard and Calico Jack lead a show for the audience. Seriously, look it up. That being said, I have absolutely no connection to the real restaurant and any information regarding it presented in this work is either from their website or totally made up. I have no creative or intellectual claim over Pirates Voyage's show information, name, or slogans. This is a work of fiction, baby!

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    “You wear fine things well.”

    When Stede had found him, brushed his fingers along Ed’s to place the silk in Ed’s lapel, stood back and admired his work, Ed felt his breath catch.

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    Stede’s employees have decided to drag him along to a concert to cheer him up from his (supposedly) awful divorce. Instead, he finds himself anxious and overwhelmed, hiding out in a public restroom.

    In walks Edward Teach, band member of The Queen Anne’s Revenge. One conversation, a pair of earplugs, and a makeshift backstage pass later: Stede has found he’s captured the attention of the infamous rock legend Blackbeard.

    Not that he’s complaining. It turns out that the man is absolutely lovely.

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