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    Crowley interlocks his fingers with Aziraphale’s. “We can stop here,” he says. “Really.”
    Slowly, Aziraphale opens his eyes. “I don’t want to stop,” he says, voice clear and determined. He catches him in a deep kiss, pushing him down so Crowley is once again underneath him and mute with surprise. “I would… enjoy taking my time with this. May I just explore you for a while?”
    Sweeter words could not have been spoken. “Angel,” he croons, dragging his lips along Aziraphale's neck, “you’ve got me for as long as you like.”

    After their dinner at the Ritz on the first day of the rest of the world, Crowley and Aziraphale are unwilling to leave one another.

    Language:
    English
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    4,260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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    1
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    116
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    The important thing, Crowley tells himself -- the most important thing -- is Adam, his brilliant, creative, empathetic nephew. Being fourteen's hard enough on its own, the kid didn't ask to deal with the weight of the world on top of it.
    And if taking care of Adam means Crowley has to tough it out at a job he can’t stand, so be it.
    And if Crowley's job means that Adam’s charming English teacher is NOT a romantic possibility, well, that's just how things go.
    But the occasional drink with Aziraphale proves hard to resist. They frequent the same pub, so who can object to them saying hello? Briefly sharing a table? Perhaps a little conversation? The painful knowledge that it can’t be anything more -- not without somebody getting fired or sued or both -- well, that can't be helped.
    Until Crowley stumbles onto a terribly reckless idea...

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    English
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    1/44
    Collections:
    1
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    4
    Kudos:
    6
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    3
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    66
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    It was not a dark and stormy night.

    Blackbeard encounters an old friend ‘Big Crow’ - a strange man who wears black spectacles and claims to be a demon of Hell. Big Crow needs help with a difficult mission - he needs to rescue an angel who has been kidnapped by the French Navy.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    [A Good Omens x OFMD Crossover written in the style of the book Good Omens]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,433
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    288
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    It's been a little over a year since the world almost ended. Aziraphale and Crowley's respective head offices have left them alone and their lives on Earth have been quite pleasant and relatively uneventful since. Until, that is, at the end of a seemingly ordinary day, they become aware that they have inexplicably become human. Crowley adjusts relatively quickly. Aziraphale... takes a bit longer. The new states of being come with ups and downs, discoveries and realizations, and, hopefully, the answers to a few questions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,913
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    536
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    This is the sequel to my other story, the prince and the snake. Aziraphale, Crowley, and Warlock have moved to the silver city where magic runs rampant and they aren't under the jurisdiction of Gabriel, but as they settle into their new lives... Aziraphale can't help but feel like they're being watched.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,142
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    291
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    A despondent and defeated Crowley has been through the ringer, moreso even than his roommate, Newt, realizes. After a car accident puts him though a number of surgeries and a temporary - but terrifying - few weeks of blindness, the club owner wants nothing more than to curl up in his bed and refuse to move until things return to normal...or as normal as they'll ever be again.

    Newt - and his cafe-owning girlfriend, Anathema - have other plans. They think that Crowley just needs some care and pampering, so Anathema schedules him a special, off-hours appointment with a friend of hers who is a rather sought-after masseur. Crowley is hesitant and stubborn, but Aziraphale's soothing voice and comforting nature soon win him over, in more ways than one...

    ***UPDATES MONDAYS***

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,841
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    436
    Kudos:
    384
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    7097
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    Aziraphale gets a note from Heaven asking him to come back, and he throws it out and tells Crowley he has no intention of leaving. Crowley explains that he loves Aziraphale in spite of hating himself. Mild language warning. One-Shot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    214
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    Aziraphale Fell finds himself foisted upon a new dorm mate at University who has a notorious history of making said roommates disappear. Whether it's his loud music, need for dark, or overall sarcastic nature, Crowley always manages to run them off before they become an issue.

    But...this one seems different. His wit is sharp, and his knives aren't far behind. He may seem like an old silly, but this one may just be the wake-up call Crowley - and his motley band of ne'er-do-wells - needs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,541
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    92
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    161
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2093
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    Продолжение фика «Инструкции не прилагаются».
    Через два месяца после истории с посохом Рафаила Азирафель и Кроули, сами того не желая, снова впутываются в козни Рая и Ада. Старый враг напоминает о себе и начинает чинить неприятности; Азирафелю и Кроули поручают расследовать весьма необычное дело о пропавшем без вести; у Кроули случается очень скверный день в офисе.
    Или: Кроули и Азирафель открывают детективное агентство. Плетутся интриги. Отношения потихоньку развиваются. Тут есть кое-какой сюжет, а также немного размышлений о Рае, Аде и человечности. Готовьтесь к глупым шуткам и изрядной дозе ангста.

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    Language:
    Русский
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    22,694
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    1
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    2
    Hits:
    25
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    A place for all of my drabbles- everything in here is 1,000 words or less. It is multifandom, all one-shots, various relationships, some /Readers, some humor, some romance...

    Just a bit of everything, y'know?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,902
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    300
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    Crowley asks Aziraphale to wear a collar in bed and he enthusiastically agrees.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    324
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    Post Armageddont Aziraphale watches Crowley pick flowers

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    113
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    Aziraphale and Crowley spend the day on the beach

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    136
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    «Ми ж бо завжди знали, що цьому прийде край. Як смертні знають, що колись помруть, - Кроулі закриває очі – погляд власного віддзеркалення здається йому нестерпним. – Коли ти безсмертний, ти можеш дозволити собі прикидатися, ховатися, рухатися поволі. А потім, коли нарешті все складається – ти розумієш, що все, що ти маєш, може скінчитися будь-якої миті. Це несправедливо…»
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    ...Після невдалого Апокаліпсиса минуло три роки; моральний дух до краю занепав – і на Небесах, і в Пеклі. Ідея покарати винуватців виглядає досить привабливою для обох сторін: янголи побачать, що чекає на кожного, хто насмілиться переступити Господню волю, а демони зможуть трохи розважитись. А ще ж є Той, Хто зазнав особистої образи...

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    Українська
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    18,178
    Chapters:
    9/35
    Kudos:
    7
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    63
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    Crowley is trying to decide which season is his favourite. The answer surprised even him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    499
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    62
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    Pairing: C/A
    Rating: PG
    Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me.
    Summary: A sweet moment between the angel and demon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    70
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    An ongoing collection of small ficlets and snippets dedicated to Crowley and Aziraphale enjoying their shared life and roles as Ineffable Parents. Contains standalone pieces and short stories excerpted from within some of my established verses 💖 Domestic fluff, love, kidfic, light whump, romance, comfort reading nonsense galore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,922
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    285
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    4256
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    Meet Doctor Aziraphale Fell, university lecturer of English Literature, Shakespearian expert, and man with an unexpected goat in his office. When the handsome herder who comes to catch the unruly visitor asks some pointed questions, Aziraphale finds his life suddenly turned upside down and filled with both new challenges and opportunities.

    But is Crowley all that he says he is? And even if he isn’t–does it really matter when he’s clearly a piece of the puzzle missing in Aziraphale’s life?

    Trip on over to Devil Doe’s Dairy and Goat Scaping Farm, where the cheese is always smooth, the goats climb roofs, and true love might just be around the corner.

    Updated on Saturdays

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,430
    Chapters:
    7/35
    Comments:
    205
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1464
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    There is a purpose for everything under the heaven, and the purpose of the garden surrounding a small cottage shared with a retired angel is to bring an equally retired demon pleasure and pain, joy and irritation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    85
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    “I’ll be hibernatin’ when you get home.” Crowley had been curled in an afghan on the sofa, his words sleepy and slurred.

    It was their second year of cohabitation, and Aziraphale had been expecting the announcement. Crowley had stoically delayed his season of sleep until mid-January, but now the snake in him yearned to hide somewhere dark and warm.

    Aziraphale had fretted as he’d left to visit his shop, wishing that there was a less-lonely way for them to spend the winter months. He’d become quite spoiled.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    198

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