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    Ezra Fell is a writer, middle aged, single, had enough, but fine otherwise. A writer of myths and legends, and also soft core erotica, hasn't endeared him to his family. Nor has his preferences and lifestyles. But at 50 he's ready to start a new page, and accidentally does when he marries a Selkie through a kind gesture.

    Warning; Body shaming, homophobia, and slandering, emotional abuse are all alluded to. Also MATURE tags will be added for a reason

    More chapters to come!

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    Crowley has returned to Tadfield, her hometown that she left for London and never looked back for fifteen years. She’s agreed to help her Aunt Tracy get her shop ready for the Tadfield Holiday Home Decorating Contest, but also hopes to get a break from her hellish boss at the interior design firm. Not long after she arrives, she bumps into her best friend and childhood crush, Aziraphale Fell.

    Aziraphale runs her family’s bookshop and lives a comfortable and busy life, despite her annoying brother Gabriel and the eccentric townspeople. This year, she’s determined to sway from the dull, modern décor Gabriel's so fond of and bring a Victorian Christmas fit for her little shop. But her life turns upside down when she's reunited with Crowley, her best friend and the one that got away. Christmas may be the time for miracles, but can they rekindle what they once had?

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    Aziraphale feels that after sacrificing his promotion to Alpha Centauri to save the world, Crowley should get the chance to sample some of the pleasures of the world.

    Beginning with crêpes.

    (Movie Script ficlet)

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    It's a night like any other, a demon and an angel drinking wine in a bookshop.
    And yet something unexpected happens that night, something completely new for both Aziraphale and Crowley. All it takes is for Aziraphale to make a diffident(?) request.

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    Wherein Crowley moves into an old house, and discovers Aziraphale, a Brownie*, living there.

    (*note: Brownie/Little People/Borrower - whatever you would like to call it where he is a few inches tall.)

    Written for the OLHTS prompt "Sandwiches"

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    Crowley and Aziraphale were the best of friends. Until they weren't.
    Ten years later they meet again, and all bets are off.

    Regrets, angry sex, coffee-induced adrenaline, competence porn, the inherent sexiness of three-piece-suits, and an absolutely guaranteed happy ending for two broken men who just need to sort out their feelings once and for all.

    Updates weekly (sometimes more often).

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    After the Not-End-of-the-World, Aziraphale and Crowley need time to adjust to their new realities and figure out how to deal with each other.
    What better way to solve their problems than to spend a few months gallivanting through Europe, in close proximity, tasting delicious food & trying different sleeping arrangements?

    Or:
    Come for plot and smut, stay for food and scenery. And fluff.
    Updates weekly.

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    Crowley finds out about Azirafeast and Aziraphale is a bit embarrassed about it.

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    Maybe the plan wasn't for Armageddon to bring about the end of the world- maybe it was to bring two pining idiots together.

    Or

    God is sick of Crowley and Aziraphale dancing around each other so she does something about it. How they confess from God's perspective.

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    Wherein Crowley moves into an old house, and discovers Aziraphale, a Brownie*, living there.

    (*note: Brownie/Little People/Borrower - whatever you would like to call it where he is a few inches tall.)

    Written for the OLHTS prompt "Sandwiches"

    **There might be more to this story, but for now, chapter 1 is all I have finished. :) Enjoy!

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    When you’re going undercover to raise the Antichrist with your Adversary, the most effective way to thwart the powers of Hell is to get really into amateur dramatics and annoy said Adversary with a music hall caricature from a century and a half ago. Apparently.

    Or, some gap-filling anecdotes from the Raising Warlock years.

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    Or: Who am I, and who are you, and who are we?

    When the apocalypse doesn't happen, other things must go on happening. In the best of worlds, these things might include dinners at the Ritz, followed by a bottle or two of finely aged wine, consumed in good company in the homely corner of a dingy old bookshop. Or three, or four. Or more. In vino veritas. Who knows what might surface under such circumstances?

    Written in the style of the book.

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    “Fucking hell Aziraphale, there isn’t even a war in France anymore you could just pop in grab a crepe and pop out there’s no need for this nonsense.”

    “Which makes it worse that I dropped it when I got arrested-”

    “YOU DIDN’T EVEN GET THE BLOODY CREPE?”

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    Aziraphale había visto algo relajante pasar por Barbados a tomar unas pequeñas vacaciones al lado de su amigo... Enemigo hereditario... Umh... Crowley, hasta que vieron a un sujeto que llamó su atención decidiendo seguirlo.

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    Wherein Aziraphale and Crowley try to decorate for Christmas, but have a little trouble with the lights...

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    Inspired by a silly discussion over on Cliopadra's art discord with CloverTheGrand, about when Aziraphale got so distracted reading Agnes' prophecies that his cocoa went mouldy. (A combination of book and tv canon/ or book/script mashup) :

    "If we see Aziraphale’s mouldy cocoa still growing mould in s2 I will ascend to the higher realm out of laughter"

    With thanks to Bonniebug, Siblett, and Licorne for additional inspiration. Plus Starryfull13 for extra assistance.

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    Crowley was starting to seriously question whether his masterplan to improve the angel’s cultural literacy was worth the agony it was taking to complete it.

    Still, he’d committed to the plan, he’d prepared — he’d bought the tape a full three weeks ago, and even gone to the trouble of hiding it under his stash of sunglasses in the Bentley to make sure Aziraphale wouldn’t stumble upon it until Halloween arrived — and he wasn’t going to let a little bastardly ignorance thwart him now. Or even a whole lot of quite-possibly-willful bastardly innocence.

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    A collection of ficlets for Quefish’s Ineffable Kinktober, featuring Aziraphale and Crowley as the Ineffable Husbands, Spouses, Wives, and Idiots. Some fluffy, some smutty, one or two are angsty, or sometimes all three.

    First chapter will be the index, followed by the respective chapters/prompts. Will update index as we go. Will to put tags, genders, efforts, CW if they apply at the beginning of the chapters.

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    Crowley is enjoying Aziraphale’s warm lap, but the angel dislodges him to seek dinner. When sent to fetch potatoes, Crowley gets a Halloween-inspired idea to give Aziraphale a fun scare.

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    A morning in the South Downs cottage

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