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    So this is part character study, part meta, part fiction of what if a certain scene in Episode 10 went differently. It was supposed to be a one-shot, but as I went on it became more of a feel good story about Izzy Hands and his very interesting relationship to Ed but also to his own feelings.

    I haven't given very much thought to certain details about him (e.g., the Ring) (I like to wait for the canon backstory of these), but found myself scribbling some backstory for him anyways, I hope my pocket-sized psychology headcanon makes any sense.

    Since I am aromantic/asexual there is not gonna be any heavy physical... well, encounters, besides some cuddling (though I dearly believe that's what they all need the most). But some lovey-dovey stuff, I guess.
    Oh, and since this whole story is written from Izzys perspective,
    general TW: It's (fantasies of) physical violence all over, as well as heavy cursing.
    (More specific TWs in the summary of every chapter)

    PS: I am not an English native speaker, so please don't mind any crude sentences.
    PSS: I posted it on tumblr earlier and will go on posting the new chapters parallely; this is the slighty updated/edited version.

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    11/?
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    10
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    Stede is on a blind internet date that is going very badly when the man of his dreams walks in.

    Based on a true story.

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    3/3
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    153
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    Edward Teach owns a small café. He's just trying to live a quiet life and put his past behind him. Stede Bonnet is an accountant with a divorce and a failed relationship under his belt. When their worlds collide chaos ensues, but perhaps that's just what they both need.
    Featuring a fake relationship, a dark past, copious misunderstandings and a little black cat named Ollie.

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    22,384
    Chapters:
    10/13
    Comments:
    48
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    114
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    28
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    1173
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    With a final sob, Ed leaned his forehead down so that it touched Stede's. He basked in this warm, safe moment, ignoring the murmurs of dissent from both crews as they shuffled away. He just wanted to live in this feeling, just for a minute or two. “We’ve got a lot of catching up to do, hm?” Stede gave a weak laugh, as did Ed. Everything was just so complicated and hard, and both men knew that the moment they broke away, they would have to figure all of the complicated shit out. So they stayed there on the deck, simply enjoying one another. for just a minute…or two.

    a blackstede (kinda) slow burn happening post season 1 canon. enjoy!

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    11/?
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    10
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    7
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    Tell us of the gods of death and spring
    their union and their love.

    Or: Edward, god of the dead, kidnaps Stede, god of spring. Greek mythology ensues.

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    5/?
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    53
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    156
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    23
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    964
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    Stede Bonnet was a completely normal human. 100% human blood through his veins. Just an ordinary man, becoming a pirate. A Gentleman Pirate.

    However, he somehow finds himself surrounded by the most strange ensemble of creatures as a crew. He can’t complain, though. Family’s family, no matter what they might be.

     

    (Aka an au were Stede is the only human on top of the Revenge. Also Buttons, but he’s weird enough in canon, why bother changing him?)

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    Chapters:
    5/15
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    8
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    56
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    10
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    419
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    An alternate universe in which Stede Bonnet is a wealthy but lonely bachelor-for-life - until he meets a bartender called Edward Teach.

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    2/?
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    4
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    22
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    5
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    148
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    Stede has been in search of something his whole life, but he wasn’t sure what it was until it was too late. Can he face his fears and finally get his storybook ending? (aka Stede being both an idiot and a sap)

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    Edward stumbles upon an old friend from childhood and a bigger fight starts between assassins and templars.

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    Chapters:
    30/?
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    4
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    108
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    7
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    1268
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    Ed goes to the Bridgetown cemetery to offer Stede Bonnet a final goodbye.

    Instead, a familiar little girl says hello.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Edward Teach, struggling sci fi novelist, plans a road trip during a manic episode. Izzy Hands, his lifelong best friend, editor, and support system, gets pulled along in his wake, as always.

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    1
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    An omfd SMAU by @blu3dan13l

    number neighbours: A number neighbor is someone who has the same phone number as you, except the last digit is one lower or higher (dictionary.com)

    (copied over from twitter)

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    46
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    12
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    304
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    We’re getting our co-captains back together with a lot of fluff, a few angsty callbacks, some realizations about ageing and trusting, a fuckery™ and a crew probably more helpful than these two lovesick idiots have any reason to expect. There’ll also be bathtime, storytime and sexy time.

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    5,959
    Chapters:
    4/13
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    93
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    A fic in which instead of leaving, Edward goes back and finds Stede and they go back to fix things with Mary together.

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    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    125
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    24
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    1301
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    Stede just wants to do the right thing.

    No one told him how much that would hurt.

    Series
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    4,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    29
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    1
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    159
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    My exciting life at sea has granted me the gift of much time in the company of deadly and thrilling Pyrates, including an intimate acquaintance with the infamous (but misunderstood) Blackbeard. Having developed many insights into Pyrate temperament, their habits and preferences I wished to share this knowledge with the layperson who has the good fortune to befriend, and perhaps be loved by, a Pyrate.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    26
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    26
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    8
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    216
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    Izzy n'a eu de cesse d'offrir des myosotis à Edward dans l'espoir qu'il ne l'oublierait jamais.
    Mais tous les myosotis du monde ne peuvent rien face à un seul sourire de Stede Bonnet.
    À moins que ?

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    Français
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    3,788
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    Ханахаки!AU в которой болезнь — в голове. И если человек думает, что любовь взаимна и ему хватит того, что есть, то и цветы в нём не растут, даже если это не так. А если думает, что любви нет (даже если она есть) — начинается...

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    Русский
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    2,472
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    103
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    Stede Bonnet was a lighthouse. And everyone, especially Blackbeard knew you had to stay away from the lighthouses to prevent a crash.

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    2,081
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
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    5
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    1
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    1
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    58
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    Edward Teach is a fashion model who has seen and tasted everything. Probably too many things.

    Stede Bonnet made a name for himself as one of the greatest therapist in LA.

    Stede knows how to help people. Edward stopped asking for help a long time ago.

     

    OFMD SMAU crossposted from twitter (@Braintrotmess), Updated max once a day here, but I'm more active on Twitter.

    Language:
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    Words:
    30,611
    Chapters:
    205/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2071

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