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    "You've been heaving over the side of the boat all last month," Izzy replies, as if it's obvious. "I've never known you to be seasick. Even as a child. Even in storms."

    "I don't know if that's creepy or impressive," Alma tells him.

    "Honestly I'm just glad you're not contagious."

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    What's the one thing Izzy Hands has never wanted on his boat? Children. But with Bonnets, it seems, babies go hand-in-hand.

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    Stede owns a high-end second hand clothing store. Ed teaches visual arts to underprivileged kids.
    For No-Angst November, a series of short stories about Ed and Stede as their relationship blossoms.

    Rating will vary; overall rated E for some explicit scenes. Please refer to the first chapter for details on each story.

    Updated daily!

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    Stede and Ed become best friends in middle school in 1989, and over the years, they fall in love.

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    Ed runs "Blackbeard's Tattoo Shoppe and Bad Decision Parlor". When his chronic injury flares up one day, he gets a rescue from EMT Stede Bonnet and his adorable daughter Alma. Cue shameless flirting!

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    Set in an undefined post-reunion happy afterglow, our favorite middle-aged pirates are absolutely together but it’s all still new and a little raw. As Stede gets dicked down, he says something that makes Ed laugh but also tears at his heartstrings (don't worry, there's a happy ending).

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    Run time is 30 minutes
    From the author:

    Missing their regular story nights while Stede recovers from a cold, the crew catastrophizes.

    Ed reads a fairy tale to Stede and makes up one of his own.

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    This fic takes place in the future, following an obviously happy reunion between the Gentleman Pirate and Blackbeard. It’s inspired by @y2jenn’s gorgeous OFMD fanart. It is also a gift to Jenn herself.Jenn (y2jenn) is one of many incredibly talented people in this fandom. Her hard work, her kindness, and her Ed/Stede pieces inspire a lot of joy. I wanted to gift her a fic similar to her art: something fluffy, warm, and tender. I’m grateful she said yes. So, Jenn, this is for you!

    Direct inspiration comes from this fanart piece (link to IG) of Stede and Ed cuddling in bed with a book.

    References to canon-typical (and fairy tale-typical) violence and sex. But this is definitely fluff.

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    The life of a sex-cam Dom can get to be a bit of a grind. Ed deals with boundaries between his private and professional lives and considers retiring Sir Blackbeard. Sequel to Listen Carefully and Look Closely.

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    Missing their regular story nights while Stede recovers from a cold, the crew catastrophizes.

    Ed reads a fairy tale to Stede and makes up one of his own.

    .

    This fic takes place in the future, following an obviously happy reunion between the Gentleman Pirate and Blackbeard. It’s inspired by @y2jenn’s gorgeous OFMD fanart. It is also a gift to Jenn herself.

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    Only once they were out of sight of the café did the man stop and take his arm away, giving Stede a sheepish little grin. “Looked like you needed rescuing back there,” he said, and then held out his free hand. “I’m Ed.”

    Stede, still a little dumbfounded, grasped Ed’s hand in a weak shake. “Stede. Stede Bonnet. I’ll pay you back for the tea, I promise. I get paid next week.”

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    A modern AU where Ed saves Stede from embarrassment in a café, and then suddenly accidental sugar daddy happens. This is a prompt fill from the OFMD kink meme, the fic is all complete and a new chapter will be posted weekly.

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    "Technically you did kidnap me and Alma," he points out.

    "Actually you came along gleefully," Stede replies. "And threw yourselves into learning how to sail."

    "I mean, when given the opportunity to learn at the knee of a master, you don't say no." Louis gives his father a grin. "Thank God Papa Ed found us when he did, yeah?"

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    Louis Bonnet's been watching his sister's Hot Pirate Summer with interest. Now he (and his fathers) are wondering what his own future holds. Hopefully with the help of his childhood best friend and Roach's assistant Pat Wright, he can figure it out.

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    Edward Teach owns a successful tattoo parlor called Queen Anne’s Revenge. His life is terribly dull until one day Stede Bonnet, divorced dad, moves in next door and plans to open a gay bar (The Revenge) after recently coming out. Can they both find their way through their first love?

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    “Holy shit!” Ed reels back, sitting up on his elbows as the toddler in front of him falls back off of his knees, mouth held open in a small gasp.

    In front of him is Israel, dressed in his cosy Thomas the Tank Engine pyjama set, grinning at him as his little hands pap and poke at Ed’s face.

    He’s also covered in blood.

    “Oh dear,” Stede says, from somewhere behind Ed, “Did it start again?”

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    It’s almost like a tale that Ed is composing in the midnight hours. He wonders how it will end. He wonders if anyone would entertain a story about a pirate and his gentleman.

    For years, Edward Teach dreamed of a young blond man with shy smiles and a wild, ridiculous nature. They could never speak to each other, but in the long run it didn’t matter. They could touch, they could feel. Then the dreams stop, and Ed is left adrift.

    Were they dreams if Ed can remember the soft skin of the other boy’s hand in his? Is it real if his only friend is someone he met in solitude?

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    It's been a few days since Ed marooned the majority of Bonnet's crew when an old friend is spotted in a dinghy looking worse for wear. Ed pulls him out of the water and brings him aboard to nurse him back to health. He sees an opportunity to maybe not feel so alone while still placating his first mate and he decides to take it, whether Calico Jack likes it or not.

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    Alma Bonnet, now a twenty-year-old woman, is dismayed when a boy she loathes proposes to her. Seeking to escape from a society she has never felt at home in, Alma leaves Bridgetown to embrace a life at sea. But her past follows her: Eliza Badminton, the bane of Alma's school days and an unwelcome addition to Alma's adventures, has her own reasons for escaping the stifling society of colonial Barbados. Alma and Eliza find themselves growing closer as they face the perils and joys of a pirate's life. And when an unexpected enemy surfaces, Alma and Eliza must work together, despite their differences, to protect the crew that has become family.

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    Kids were not a part of Ed’s plans. He’d had an asshole dad, and he figured the easiest way to avoid being an asshole dad was to not be a dad. But then Stede Bonnet waltzed into his life, took root so quickly it made Ed’s head spin, and Stede was a package deal. So Edward bought it hook, line, and sinker.

    **I post chapters out of chronological order and will routinely update the chapter order as I post.**

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    Edward Teach runs the hottest pizza restaurant in Seattle, but success comes at a price. Everyone wants to know the secret to his sauce; to be honest, it can be a bit of a grind. Luckily, he has an offbeat crew of friends and two amorous seagulls to balance his increasing ambivalence.

    But complicating things is an infuriatingly chipper man named Stede Bonnet—the son of his absent co-owner. Following his father’s death and in the midst of his own midlife crisis, Stede calls on his family investment in Blackbeard’s, threatening to unravel the mostly happy life Ed has created for himself.

    Will there be drama? Of course. Will Karl make an appearance? Absolutely. Will dough will be tossed? Heavens, I hope so.

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    I am but a simple millennial woman and not immune to Taylor Swift, nor the treasure trove of potential Ed & Stede material in "seven" from folklore.

    An alternating-POV, seven-chapter + nearly-canon epilogue, look into a brief period of time when Stede & Ed become friends as young children. (They're seven. Everything is seven.)

    I am on an absolute tear (please pray I do not get fired from my sorely neglected grown-up job) so this will likely update & finish quickly.

    Teen rating is solely because of the implications of child abuse. It will not be graphic. I will add notes at the beginning of chapters that reference this at all.

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    In 1718, Ed waited all night on the dock, but Stede never showed. And then to add insult to injury, he went and died. Drowning his grief in rum and violence, Ed finds himself pursued by monsters, ghosts, and the British Navy.

    Aboard Ed's own ship, Jim Jimenez is waiting for their chance for revenge against the people who've hurt their family, Ed included.

    A chance meeting with an old rival at Ocracoke Island shifts the trajectory of all of their lives, and sends them hurtling back toward past hurts. Now they'll have to work together to come through the other side of the storm, and to build a new future from the wreckage of all they have been.

    (This story is now COMPLETE)

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