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“I have nothing to admit, my darling.”
Ed scoffs, “Whatever, mate! It’s obvious to anyone who has fuckin eyes -“
“It is not!”
“It is so!” Ed retorts, leveling Stede with a seductive stare, “Admit it, Bonnet. You’ve got the hots for Applejack.”
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Ever since Ed brought up the silly notion that Stede’s got a crush on their newest employee, it tumbled into something unexpected.
A sort of chase, if you will. A cat and mouse game.
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13 May 2026
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"But something else beside the man’s cash box pulls his attention—something soft and odd and wonderful.
Stede darts toward it and gently picks it up.
A fabric doll.
It’s unlike any doll he’s seen before—adorable and strange in the best way. Mismatched buttons for eyes. Long silver hair. A scruffy gray beard. He wears what looks like an old-fashioned white linen shirt, grayish beige breeches, grey stockings, and black, buckled shoes. There are little tattoos embroidered on his arm—tiny anchors, stars, skulls, and a snake, among others, swirls of thread meant to look like ink.
Stede hugs it to his chest without thinking.
He loves it immediately."When they’re young, Stede and Ed each get a doll that looks uncannily like the other—though they’ve never met. They grow up just a few miles apart, treating their dolls like best friends: sewing them tiny outfits, bringing them along on every adventure, and confiding in them like old friends. It’s sweet, a little odd, and maybe even a touch magical.
Years later, when Stede and Ed finally cross paths as adults, they’re struck by a strange, impossible realization: each of them looks exactly like the other’s childhood doll. -
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Adopting a secret cat in a no-pets-allowed apartment building is one thing. Kissing the new property manager after he discovers your secret cat is another.
Learning the property manager thought he was straight until you kissed him and accidentally sent him into a tailspin—well, it's a weird twenty-four hours for Ed Teach.
So: friends. Friends, he can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins.
Sometimes the journey is the most important part.
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old gods and koroks by foxtails, mossgroves, self_induljennt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Apr 2025
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He ducks under the ridge of the skull, unclips his bow, slips an arrow into the housing, and creeps around until he has a decent view of the trail. The stranger has slowed, staring up at the leviathan as they approach, hands on their hips. Ed steps out into view, raises his bow, and pauses.
The stranger, as unknown as he currently is, is cute.
Hylian, most likely. A little shorter than Ed, but broad looking under his tunic and cloak, pack sticking up over the top of his head, and visibly stuffed with god-knows-what. There’s a physical map sticking out from one of his pockets, and leaves in his hair, and he’s clearly not been gifted with powers of observance, because Ed’s been aiming a bow at him for the best part of two minutes, and he still hasn’t noticed.
And then, all at once, his gaze drops, and his eyes widen, and he all but screams.
“I’M FRIENDLY!”
or: what if Ed and Stede just happened to be citizens in the Kingdom of Hyrule? And what if they had a serendipitous meet cute at the Great Eldin Skeleton and then fell in love? Suspend your disbelief, because this is that fic.
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25 Oct 2025
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When they first meet, Stede Bonnet, cravat influencer, finds Edward Teach, the new Earl of Blackthorn, to be an ill-mannered boor. Drawn to the man in spite of himself, Stede finds himself agreeing to help Blackthorn make over his wardrobe.
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A Regency AU
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Stede Bonnet became a pirate because he was looking for purpose, and he's found it: in the devotion of his life to making Edward Teach happy.
Which very much includes finding new ways to pleasure him.
AKA: Stede asks to eat Ed's ass for the first time.
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19 May 2025
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I know what they're thinking, 'cause I'm thinking it too by serpent_and_dahlia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2025
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Stede gave him a fond smirk. “Gosh, I forget how sweet you are when you’re feeling a bit jealous.”
Ed rolled his eyes. Infuriatingly, his face felt very warm, like he was blushing or something stupid like that. “Not jealous,” he muttered.
“Of course not,” Stede told him very seriously. “Why would you be?” He reached out and gently extricated one of Ed’s hands where his arms were crossed. Gave it a little squeeze.
Still, Ed couldn’t drop it. “There’s something funny in the way he looks at you.”
Stede just smiled serenely. “Is there? I wouldn’t notice, would I? Not with you around, looking so captivating in that shirt.”
Ed glared at him, but he was feeling very wriggly and pleased. “Yeah?”
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Some highly valuable stolen loot leads to a surprise encounter with one of Stede's childhood friends—the suspiciously kind and handsome Charlie Badminton. At first, Ed is jealous, but soon he and Charlie begin to bond. Naturally, Stede is super normal about this.
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18 Apr 2025
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“Who’s that?” Ed points to the unfamiliar player. He has yellow hair, almost gingery, styled in waves that evoke the old movies Ed’s mum used to watch on their black and white television. The man twirls around, and Ed sees his jersey has the name “Bonnet” printed on the back.
A rugby AU where Ed and Stede learn how to be brave after forty-plus years of playing it safe.
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28 Feb 2025
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as epic endings go, it's rather small by suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Nov 2024
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This is Stede’s happily ever after. He doesn’t have a doubt in his mind.
He can’t bear the thought that Ed does.
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15 Jan 2025
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Stede has no idea what Lord Teach looks like, so he imagines he’s a horrid, gnarled old thing with yellowed teeth and wandering hands. Why else would he deign to marry a Baron’s son who stands to inherit nothing but an ageing manor and less than a thousand acres of boggy land?
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03 Dec 2024
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Seaglass by Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters) for TheFierceBeast
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jan 2023
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Stede Bonnet owns a fancy yarn shop in a cosy little seaside town. Life is mostly peaceful, a bit stressful, often lonely—then the empty shop next door is taken over by a leatherworker with kind eyes and a surprising fondness for cashmere, and everything changes.
(Fluff and sock garters and seashore walks and midlife revelations and a loophole in The Sweater Curse.)
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- Part 1 of Seaglass
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18 Nov 2024
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DAY 12: Feminization || Voyeurism || "Look at the mess you made."
Ed's got a third date with a guy he likes at a fancy restaurant, and it's finally a chance for him to wear the special occasion dress he's had in his closet for ages.
There's just one problem: the damn zipper is stuck. Maybe his next door neighbour can help him out.
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- Part 3 of bonnypitty Kinktober 2024
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18 Nov 2024
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Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me by soupbtch (freshthyme)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Aug 2024
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Ed has a new understudy. An incredibly hot, fascinating understudy.
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14 Nov 2024
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Ed’s used to visitors, though the novelty of his home has worn off in the last eighteen months or so, the uninvited guests becoming fewer and further between. He’s used to curiosity, and questions he rarely feels like answering. He’s used to people forgetting that this is, in fact, his home, and not some out of the way tourist attraction.
He’s used to strangers.
But he’s starting to think that perhaps, not all his visitors need to stay strangers.
or: Ed has a simple life. He has a self-built, off grid, mostly self-sustaining house tucked away in the middle of a forest. He has five chickens, and a partially feral cat. He lives alone, and he likes it that way. Until the appearance of an incredibly nosy, incredibly handsome stranger three weekends in a row has him questioning every self-imposed rule he's ever set himself.
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10 Nov 2024
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Alpha Ed Teach meets omega Stede Bonnet over a business proposal. He doesn't expect the power to go out all over the city and them to be trapped together in a small apartment, but suppressants linger in the body for long enough it shouldn't be a problem before the power comes back on.
The problem is that "shouldn't" isn't the same as "won't."
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- Part 7 of Smutty Gentlebeard not-quite-one shots
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10 Nov 2024
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Was there a plan here? Did Stede think he never wanted to fuck again? Because Ed definitely wanted to fuck again. Like, a lot.
And now they were here, at the inn, alone. The Revenge had sailed off into a buttery marmalade sunset with the whole crew, so it was just the two of them (and assorted small animals in varying stages of decomposition) in their perfect, partially collapsed new home.
Ed was trying very hard not to think of it as a wedding night.
Especially since it wasn’t one.
Like, at all. They were not married. Not even close! And Stede knew pirate marriages existed—between all mix of genders. They’d just been to one. So if he wanted to be gay pirate married to Ed, he’d have said something.
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It's Ed and Stede's first night at the inn together, and as usual Ed is feeling super normal about it.
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can't keep my hands to myself (I mean I could, but why would I want to?) by serpent_and_dahlia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Sep 2024
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“Do you think it’s some kind of sex pollen?” Stede asked, out of breath once again as he rolled off Ed to stretch out along his side. “I read about that in a rather filthy book once. Didn’t think it was real, but then there’s so much we don’t know about the world!”
Ed, for his part, was lying on his back; body melting into the puddle of their commingled juices currently pooling beneath him on the bed.
“Nah mate,” he scoffed, voice rough like he’d been screaming (he had). “Sex pollen wishes. Reckon we’re just madly in love.”**
Ed and Stede retire from piracy and attempt to open an inn. Or they would, if they could stop fucking for long enough to get the place into shape.
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Stede convinces Ed to act out the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet. They end up getting rowdy about it.
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Seeking calm and new connections, bumbling baby gay Stede books himself and dear friend Ed into a meditation workshop.
Unbeknownst to him, the mindfulness class is based on sexual healing through tantric stroking.
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A man stood before the printer.
No, that wasn’t right. “Man” served to define the heavy mouthbreathers pounding it out at the hotel gym. This was no mere man.
Unholy was the next word that flitted through his addled mind.
But that wasn’t right, either. There was nothing unholy or holy about the vision before him.
Dreamlike fit better. His colours did not match Stede’s dream at all, given that he was swathed in leather and that his hair was a cloud of silver and sable curls. Yet, even at first glance, even though Stede had only clocked his profile, he knew that every aspect of the sight before him matched his waking dreams.
He’d never mentioned leather and long hair to anyone, not even Lucius, his assistant at the bookshop he’d opened following his father’s death, his divorce, and his slow awakenings. Lucius came closest to a best friend, and even he had no idea that, a few months ago, Stede had discovered an author called Blackbeard, taken one glimpse of the photo on the book jacket, and fallen head over heels in—
Love.
And now Blackbeard was here. Standing before him. Looking at the lingerie photos Stede had printed.
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- Part 1 of The Sun of Venice
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16 Sep 2024