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    When newly divorced and newly out Stede Bonnet is dragged to a rock concert by his assistant, he thinks it will be a fun night out and a chance to be more social after isolating himself. Little does he know, he is about to attract the attention of the legendary Blackbeard, frontman of Queen Anne's Revenge.

    Their meet-cute hits a bit of a snag when an incident at the concert threatens the nationwide tour Blackbeard and his band are about to go on, putting Stede under a spotlight he never wanted or asked for.

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    What if Ed realized the pain he was experiencing in ep10 was of a kind with what Izzy had felt about him for so long? What if Izzy never threatened "Edward" and he never became The Kraken? What if the crew of the Revenge helped a pair of idiots out of their toxic patterns and they found happiness? And then Stede arrived...

    Or: Blackhands/Steddyhands for Blackhands haters.

    Or: The slowest fucking burn of your life

    See fic notes for more details.

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    Stede's upstairs neighbor is having very loud, active sex at all hours on the weekends, sometimes even during the week, and Stede just... Can't sleep.

    He writes a note.

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    After a failed marriage proposal Stede Bonnet, soon to be thirty, realizes that he needs to start living his own life, leaving the restricted life his father has planned for him behind.

    With help from his friends Lucius (and his various boyfriends), his not quite ex-fiancé and her boyfriend Doug Stede can begin to create his own life and maybe find love along the way.

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    Stede Bonnet hasn't had an easy life, now nearly 30, he thinks things can only go up, right? Unfortunately life for poor Stede only seems to be getting worse.

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    Think A Series of Unfortunate Events meets Sherlock but really loosely.

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    After discovering a massive treasure in a wrecked Spanish galleon, the crew of the Revenge debates how best to conceal their booty. Ed leads them north, towards a small island off the coast of mainland Nova Scotia called Oak Island. There, they inadvertently lay the seeds of a legend that will last for hundreds of years and drive men to obsession.
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    This is an adventure fic where the crew of the Revenge is responsible for the mysteries of Oak Island and the origin of the myth of buried treasure - mostly by being their delightfully idiotic selves.

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    It’s been a month. A month of shoulder brushes, a month of stolen glances, a month of forbidden thoughts.

    Stede came back a month ago. And Ed refuses to let himself fall again.

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    “You’re a great pirate, Stede. And an even better captain, all on your own.” You could hear the sincerity in his voice.

    This time Stede was the one to blush. They were still standing side by side, but Stede turned to face Ed before saying, “Not like you, Ed. I have so much to learn from-“

    “We’re learning from each other,” Ed interrupted, finally lifting his gaze to look Stede in the eyes. “This ship…this crew…there’s something,” he paused, searching for the right word, and when he found it he took a step toward Stede, “ special about it… And I’m pretty sure that something is you…”

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    Three scenes at the beginning of Stede and Izzy getting together blended with that enticing sickfic spice. On their first date, Izzy is nervous and Bonnet is pitiful. When they debrief with Ed, he catches on to the results of their first date. Ed of course does not take it super well and gets sick, too, to boot. Modern AU.

    Or, PPP works out feelings about poly + kink dynamics via OFMD sickfic bc why the F not

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    Mystery. Infidelity. Crime. Skeletons in the closet. And two men who find a connection that threatens to burn them all down.

    Edward Teach's mother Annie used to rule the seaside town of Dos Corazones - until the elites decided she had too much power and started tearing her down.

    Years later, Stede Bonnet arrives in town. He purchases the Revenge, intending on turning into a tour boat. He's unaware of the ship's history, or its connection to Annie Teach.

    Ed's got skeletons in his closet. The closer Stede gets to Ed, the more he becomes entangled in the dark heart of Dos Corazones.

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    Although the theme and setting bears little resemblance to canon - make no mistake, this IS an OFMD fic. It isn't just the vague shape of these characters in a different scenario. The story contains many references, echoes and callbacks to canon, and many of the key character beats are remixed in a different context. I also worked hard to make sure the characterization was consistent with the show, albeit in a more serious and less comedic tone.

    COMPLETE

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    The thing is, he can see the way Jack is looking at Stede. Recognizes the lecherous hunger in his gaze. And sure, it makes him a little uncomfortable, in some way he can’t really explain. A kind of prickling under his skin. But he’s resigned himself to that being another thing he has to apologize to Stede for, when…

    Stede laughs at one of Jack’s jokes.

    It’s not even a particularly funny joke. Something about three drunk men and a roast chicken. The rest of the crew is chuckling along, caught up in the rum and the strange spell of idiocy that Jack seems to cast on everyone around him (including, right up until this moment, Ed). But Stede actually, properly laughs, a delighted peal that only ever bursts out of him when Ed has said something Stede thinks is especially funny. He loves that laugh, feels proud of himself every time he hears it.

    He doesn’t love it now.

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    It had still taken Izzy a week to ask Snake for what he wanted. He had spent hours perfecting his speech, and working out how to go about it. In the end, Izzy had just impulsively acted with very little charm, and even then, he still hadn't asked.

    Stupid fucking Stede Bonnet had established a mandated 'free time' for everyone aboard the Revenge. Somehow, Snake's had aligned with Izzy's (he thinks that might be Ed's doing). Izzy had never been up on deck at the same time as their break before, so he had no idea that they spent the time like this. Snake was hanging upside down from the rigging, having just swung smooth as a wisp of smoke across the deck. Their movements had been fluid and graceful. The thought hit Izzy like a canon ball to the head: they're fucking beautiful.

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    Ed and Stede keep meeting at Halloween parties as the years pass and their circumstances change. Each time they meet, their connection deepens. But a fuller relationship is always just out of reach.

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    This story takes place over a number of years as Ed and Stede's lives change and intersect.

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    “You look just like her,” the stranger says, with a tilt of his chin towards the barkeep, “and she’s been a fucking tease all night.” His eyes skim down, and Stede’s skin prickles, defensive alarm shooting up his spine with clammy bolts of fear and anger. “Mouth’s just like hers, too, isn’t it, then? Could be just as good, yeah?”

    Stede’s fingers tighten on his brandy glass, his other wrist still confined in this man’s grip, and is just preparing to smash it directly into this fellow’s temple when the stranger suddenly stumbles sharply to the side. A dark blur slams him down and away with a blow that breaks his nose in an explosion of splashing blood, snarling, “Don’t fucking touch him,” and Stede’s heart finds itself in the back of his throat at the sound of Ed’s thundering voice.

     

    for ofmd kinktober, day 15: jealousy + public/semi-public + voyeurism!!

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    Stede meets up with an old friend. Ed spirals.

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    "Don’t be ridiculous, my love,” Stede fights to force the words out, strained from the feeling of Ed’s beard on his neck. "I’m yours, only yours."

    "I’m gonna make you prove it." Ed murmurs.

    "Fuck, yes," Stede gasps. "The second we’re back on the ship I’ll show you, darling, I’ll do anything-"

    He trails off at the slow shake of Ed’s head, the wolfish grin creeping across his face. "I don’t mean on the ship."

    Ed suddenly pushes down on Stede's shoulders, and Stede is guided to his knees.

    "I want you to prove it- right here, right now."

     ——————

    Written for Day 15 of OFMD Kinktober: Jealousy & Semi-Public Sex

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    Stede was back on the Revenge and Ed tried very hard not to fall again but it was all in vain, wasn't it? Because he couldn't help it. Couldn't help breathing, couldn't help loving Stede Bonnet.

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    “You didn’t see the way they were looking at you? How they laughed at everything you said? Hell, some of them were touching you, Stede!”

    Stede blushed deeper, “They- they were just being friendly. I assure you, they had no ulterior motives!”

    “No ulterior motives my arse,” Ed growled as he pushed Stede up against the wall. “But I’m gonna make sure they all know that the Gentleman Pirate belongs to me.”

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    ‘Ed, what’s gotten into you?’

    Ed kicked back at the wall, hard. 'I don't know, might be that your fucking ex is currently sitting in our fucking cabin flirting with you.'

    ‘He’s not flirting and he’s barely an ex. He’s just being friendly,’ Stede said.

    Ed scoffed. ‘Yeah, friendly.’

    Stede raised a hand to Ed’s face, cupping it. ‘Ed, you’ve no reason to be jealous of Thomas.’

    ‘Jealous? Who the fuck said I was jealous? Just don’t like the guy. I’m allowed to not like some posh fucker making moves on you.’

    or

    The Revenge crosses paths with another ship. It happens to contain one Thomas Kingston, an old school friend of Stede's. Ed tries to cope with feelings he's never dealt with before.

    Part of the Darling series but can be read on its own

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    Stede and Edward accidentally find each other again in a bar while Stede is getting hit on by another man.

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