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"His thoughts drift to the man in the dining hall again. He wonders who is, why he’s here, and above all – if he’ll ever get the chance to talk to him properly..."
or, the Professor Stede / Archaeologist Ed study abroad fic no one asked for...
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Ed decides he and Stede should start fucking Izzy.
Izzy, who's always held a torch for Edward, has his boundaries pushed and hopes dashed.
Wee John notices a negative pattern with Izzy between Izzy and the captains, but also Izzy and the crew, when it doesn't resolve itself and Izzy seems to be getting worse, Wee John steps in to help how he can.
The crew are cunts in this. If you like the crew--this is so not the story for you--you will not like any of them but Wee John. There's LOTS of sex scenes in this. Izzy enjoys none of them.
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If I Get Lost Along the Way by pirate_captains_captain_pirates
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Ed has resigned himself to a life he hates, stressed and bored at work and burning through a rotation of shitty boyfriends. Stede is doing what he actually wants for the first time in his life and is struggling to see a way forward beyond just making it through each day. After they hit it off when they both go to key Ed's ex boyfriend's car after Ed breaks up with him at Stede's restaurant, they'll have to navigate finding love later in life and put in the work of healing themselves and helping each other so they can build a life they're excited to live.
Updating daily!
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The Golden Age of Revenge by Davechicken, Shadow_Side
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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It's six months since Stede and Ed - and Izzy, Lucius and Pete - returned from Florida, and life at the Operation Revenge taskforce has finally been stable for a time. But when an unexpected body turns up, it immediately sets them back on a long-inevitable path, towards two long-inevitable foes, and what follows will push every one of them to the very limit.
After all... Ned Low is not a man you want as your enemy. Nor is Francis Spriggs. And together, they've got their sights set on a little revenge of their own.
Or a lot. Possibly a lot. In fact, you might say they're planning the performance of a lifetime...
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- Part 3 of Our Badge Means Justice
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Stede Bonnet, divorced dad, is talked into going to his first gaming convention by his teenage daughter. He meets the handsome Dungeon Master and darling of the livestream game community, Blackbeard. Will his daughter's gaming group help him make a love match?
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“Edward? Edward! Did you tell those cunts it’s my birthday?”
It's Izzy's birthday, and the crew are determined to make it a memorable one! Many hijinks, hoorays and head injuries ensue.
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Lay me gently in the cold dark earth by eleanorasbery
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Stede Bonnet is dying, has been for a long time. He’s known about it for going on 12 years, an inoperable brain tumour. Yep. Right in the centre, getting its filthy little paws into all sorts of juicy parts of Stedes brain, just sitting there and causing all sorts of havoc till the day it finally finishes him off. At first the idea of death terrified him to his core but by now he’s pretty much accepted it, being terminally ill is just a part of his personality at this point, he’s learned to live with it.
It’s not until a sexy, long haired, leather clad specimen of a man comes into his life does he reconsider how fulfilling life could actually be.
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A Crossover That Nobody Asked For, but I had to do it; these two needed to meet! (You know the saying, "Write the fic you want to read?" - yeah, this is a case of that).
Summary: Due to his entering an unforeseen Time Travel Portal, Lieutenant George Henry Hodgson (The Terror) happens upon Captain Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death). Stede gives him a tour of his ship, The Revenge, and Roach prepares a meal. The two gentlemen enjoy conversation and each other’s company for a time, but ultimately George must return to his own century.
Terror Bingo 2023 Fill: Revenge
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Ed and Stede meet as strangers one night on a New York subway platform when Stede discovers an abandoned newborn baby. Both men are instantly infatuated with him (and each other). When they attend the court hearing for his case, the judge spontaneously decides to offer Stede custody, which he accepts– only to realize afterwards that she assumed they were a couple.
The two men immediately craft a plan to pretend to be together in order to keep the baby, creating fake backstories, coaching their friends, and moving in together... into the same bedroom... and the same bed. But what they didn't anticipate was falling head over heels in love, not only with their son, but with each other.
Inspired by the TRUE STORY outlined in this article
Features: a very fast slow burn, fake dating, only one bed, mutual pining, among other tropes
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Project Proteus is going to put humans among the stars.
Project Demeter proved that a full garden could grow in space.
Project Hestia will prove that children can survive, and even thrive, in space.
But before that, Project Anteros needs to prove that couples can thrive.
Too bad that NASA's first choice couple, astronauts Edward Teach and "Calico" Jack Rackham have just explosively broken up.
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Arranged, but Chosen by piratejamming (naminejamie), Trashdog13
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Mar 2024
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Though Stede Bonnet is nervous at the prospect of marriage, he decides to attempt to write to his future bride.
He is pleased to discover that "Lady Hands" is actually Israel Hands, a man he enjoyes talking to immensely. They exchange letters over the course of their engagement, reluctant to fall in love but eager to know the character of their future husbands.
16 April, 1679
Lady Hands,
I apologize for the brevity of this missive, but I find that I do not know how best to speak with you. I have been informed by my father on this eve that we are to be wed in less than a year's time. Though the date of our nuptials is distant, I still find myself caught off guard by the suddenness of our engagement, as I had previously been informed by my father that he had been blessed with little luck in his hunt for a new Bonnet bride.
Though I know it is not conventional, I was hoping you might permit me the opportunity to know you better prior to our first meeting. Please, if you would, tell me about yourself.
Best wishes,
Lord Stede Bonnet
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By the time you read this, I'll be alive by TheTimetravellerCat
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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The gun felt cool in his hand, heavy, full of promises. It could free him. One pull, one second and he would finally be gone, the suffering would be gone.
He went back to the armchair and reclined in it. He could feel the tears coming back at the corner of his eyes.
"A rotten leg's got to come off, eh?"
He fired.Or Izzy takes a different path after he fails to kill himself.
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- Part 1 of With love, always
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“Today was perfect,” Ed mumbles, warm lips dancing over Stede’s neck and upper chest as he speaks. “Thanks for planning the dinner and everything. Was good to have the kids around, too.”
“I agree. But this is nice. Just you and me.” Stede’s fingers find the back of his neck, start drawing patterns there. He knows that Ed would purr if he could, and Stede could happily do this all night.
___Ed and Stede are establishing a life with their daughter Kaia, a life that is chaotic but happy. And Stede wants more of it, more of this feeling of being content. And he wants another baby. Ed doesn't seem so sure about that.
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- Part 2 of Born on a Beach
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Crown Prince Stededador Montague Percival Bonne has been kidnapped and the King sets a reward for any mercenary to find him. So, when Ed and company take on the task, they learn very quickly that the Crown Prince doesn't want to go back, and will go to great lengths to escape his rescuers. Ed comes to sympathize with the Prince's plight--a father who hates him, terrifying political enemies, and his own growing affection for the radiant man--but when Stede's only brother dies and the heir apparent must return home to prevent the country from falling into chaos, the blossoming feelings between Ed and Stede may not survive what is coming.
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Ed runs a cat rescue, 'Blackbeard's Cat and Kitten Rescue', named after his cat Blackbeard who he adopted off the streets. Stede is newly divorced, and wants to adopt a cat for some company. They will absolutely fall in love.
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Stede Bonnet is ready for his new life. He's got a brand-new degree in education, an ex-wife and a new job just far enough away to feel like a fresh start, but close enough to see his kids on the weekends. As Revenge Elementary's new Kindergarten teacher, he's excited to mold minds, but terrified, too. His new coworkers prove to be an eccentric bunch, but none are more interesting than his fellow Kindergarten teacher, Ed. When fate brings them together on his very first day, Stede has no way of knowing that his life is about to change trajectory, or what a rollercoaster of new experiences his first year teaching is going to be.
Rated M eventually for strictly-outside-of-school encounters. 😇 Partly inspired by the TV series Abbott Elementary.
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Wee John thinks any pirate worth a damn has a flag, and he's going to make them for his pirate crew. Cause they are worth a damn. Each chapter a different crew member. (Pictures of the knitted flags included.)
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Ed Teach was on the cusp of breaking out as a celebrity chef when he disappeared from the scene a bunch of years ago. Now, he’s got a moderately successful restaurant in a small town, and people leave him alone. Mostly.
Stede Bonnet is the host of a new show called Bistros, Bakeries, and Bars. He and his eccentric production crew travel the country highlighting little-known spots and the signature food they serve. When Stede finds out his next assignment is Blackbeard’s Bar & Grill in Wilkes, Georgia, he’s determined to get in, get out, and spend as little time there as possible.
But circumstances conspire against Stede’s plans, and just because Ed hates the guy on sight doesn’t mean he’ll be rid of him easily. Over the course of several days and several disasters, Ed and Stede come to find that first impressions aren’t everything, and some people are worth the risk that comes with being loved.
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The Swede can smell Roach cooking, but dinner is a long way off, so, dejected, he goes to take a nap in his barrel.
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- English
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Stede and Ed have shrunk. The cure lies in the giant land of Brobdingnag. But to get there, they must first go to Lilliput. Surely they can manage two voyages, especially when Lemuel Gulliver himself is with them. Right?
If only it were that easy...
The Sequel to We'll Always Have Lilliput.
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- Part 2 of Swift Seas