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    Just a simple classic tale of texting the wrong number. Where will it go? Who knows

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    When Stede Bonnet's marriage falls apart, he throws caution to the wind and follow a yearning to be a cabaret MC. Only, he's not quite ready to tell his family. What's a man to do? Well, lie and say he's invested in real estate on the other of the world, that's what!

    Meanwhile, in The Queen Anne, a jaded burlesque veteran and MC is feeling stuck in a bit of a rut. But maybe things'll turn around when some new competition moves into a bar up the road? Either way, can't get much worse, can it?

     

    An OFMD social media AU

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    Blackbeard is the most feared pirate in the world… but if word got out that he was an omega, he certainly wouldn’t be. Luckily, he has Izzy to help make sure that the secret never, EVER comes out. If Izzy weren’t there to cover up any sign of Ed’s weakness, who knows what could happen to him? Izzy will kill as many people as necessary to keep his captain safe.

    And of course, Izzy knows that Ed isn’t like those *other* omegas, all pathetic and submissive. He’s capable of such awe-inspiring dominance, after all. And if he still wants Izzy to brush his hair or hold him tenderly, that’s acceptable, because Ed orders him to do it in his captain voice. Indulging Ed’s weaker nature on occasion is a necessary evil, as long as no one else is around to see.

    The problem arises when this horrible alpha, Stede Bonnet, shows up. He keeps trying to make Ed soft, to ruin him and make him nothing more than any other housekept omega. Izzy HAS to save Ed from that fate. (Izzy, of course, has never considered the idea that Ed could enjoy the softness he so craves AND be a respected pirate.)

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    Kinktober 2022 - OFMD Edition
    31 (short?) fics featuring all kinds of kinks!

    The chapter summaries will include the ship and tags for each fill because everything is rather fluid in this.
    Chapters might not be updated daily.

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    ☞︎ After the events of the season one finale ☜︎

    After her whole crew is killed off by the English and is stranded in a dirty town on a cramped terrible island. Loulelle takes up the offer given to her by her old crewmate, Izzy Hands the right-hand man to the famously mad pirate, Captain Blackbeard. Equipped with a sword and a lute. She faces off the navy of the Spanish and English in the ongoing war, befriends the bizarre fellows of the ship, finds the secrets behind the closed doors of the Captain’s quarters and gets some therapy for her spiteful life.

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    Lucius loves Pete. Like really loves Pete. And Pete is just the sweetest. Then there’s Fang, who despite his larger stature and tough countenance, was also gentle and sweet to Lucius. In fact, during his time on The Revenge, the entire crew had treated Lucius with more care and thought than he could remember ever receiving in his entire life. Even Izzy just wanted to yell at him and make him do chores, but…never laid a hand on him. In fact, once he and Jim had come to an understanding, and minus one medically necessary finger, no one on the crew had ever wanted to hurt a hair on the boy’s little head. And therein lay Lucius’ problem.

     

    Or: Lucius just wants some rough sex and everyone is too nice to give it to him. This causes some problems with his usual partners, so he sets out to find what he needs (although of course he doesn't know what that is).

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    Edward Teach, lead vocalist for a metal band, has been taking wedding singer gigs at a local event venue for the past few months, finding it a fulfilling change of pace in his life. A hopeless romantic, Ed is engaged to be married in less than a week and is completely in his element when he meets Stede Bonnet, a recently relocated professional attending a wedding where Ed is performing. Stede is swept away by Ed’s charismatic performance and the two hit it off right away. Stede promises that once he eventually sets a date for his own wedding with Mary, he wants Ed to be the wedding singer for theirs as well. Tragedy strikes when Ed’s fiancé leaves him at the altar, sending Ed spiraling into depression and swearing off wedding gigs entirely. In an attempt to help Ed get back on his feet (and hopefully spend more quality time with his new friend), Stede convinces Ed to help him plan his own upcoming wedding. Needless to say, as Stede’s wedding grows closer, so do Stede and Ed <3

    This story is loosely based on The Wedding Singer (1998) and inspired by the parallels between Ed's Episode 10 songs and the infamous "Somebody Kill Me Please" scene from the movie.

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    Stede Bonnet, The Gentlemen Cowboy, would do anything to protect Revenge, Montana- a queer enclave he founded in the wild west- but as they say nothing gold can stay. Will his new found friend and love, known outlaw Ed "Blackbeard" Teach, be a blessing or a curse? They could have it all if it weren't for Ed's pesky criminal past and lovesick former flame- Israel Hands.

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    Owning and operating a bar in District Seventeen wasn't exactly how Stede Bonnet pictured his mid-forties, but it's not like he has a lot to lose. As it turns out, District Seventeen is far more dangerous than the cushy house and world where he grew up and has lived most of his adult life. With his ragtag staff--including an Android, a cybernetically-enhanced former criminal, and a hacker--Stede is making the best of what he has.

    Cue Blackbeard, the most dangerous mercenary in all of City Thirteen. Walking into Stede's bar and permanently altering the course of both their lives within the span of twenty minutes. Blackbeard has a lot to teach Stede about the city, about District Seventeen, and about being a mercenary. All under the jealous seething eye of Israel Hands, an Enforcer-turned-mercenary who would very much like to get rid of Stede Bonnet for Blackbeard's sake and his own.

    This city might be a little too cold for Stede Bonnet, but at least he's not alone.

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    25/?
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    And then, the most beautiful man walked through the door. Blond hair, full and with curls so perfect, Ed wanted to slide his fingers through it and mess it up. Green-hazel eyes, a warm smile, and a well-fitted suit in bright teal. How anyone could pull that off, Ed didn't know, but this man did. He was barrel-chested, with arms Ed thought would feel very good wrapped around him. And he was looking in Ed's direction. Or Mary's, more likely. The blond looked confused, and how the fuck does he look both sexy and confused? "Do I have a boyfriend now?" The man said, and Ed knew he must be Stede. "Only, Nigel seemed certain that I do."

    Or, An adventure on the fake-boyfriends-to-real-boyfriends pipeline.

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    Ed had thought so many times about this meeting. About what he would say to Stede Bonnet. About all the angry things he would tell him. All the pain he would hurl at Stede.

    What he hadn’t expected was the cold look on Stede’s face, or for Stede to draw his sword and hold it out toward Ed.

    He definitely hadn’t expected the sheer fury in Stede Bonnet’s voice as he said, voice strong and unwavering, “Edward Teach. Draw your weapon.”

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    Or, Stede and crew retake the Revenge after weeks of chasing it. The boys have some shit to work through. And Ed has a lot of apologizing to do. So does Stede, but he didn't throw anyone overboard or abandon the crew on a deserted islet. So mostly Ed has to apologize.

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    Israel Hands is starting over. He is learning how to be himself, make friends, have healthy relationships, and do his job as the head nurse of the ER in London Mercy General Hospital. Recovery isn't a straight line. There will be bumps and detours, but it is easier with a good support system.

    After Izzy leaves his abusive ex in Manchester and drives to London, he begins to work at a respectable hospital and cultivate relationships with the people there.

    Will update twice a week:)

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    Just a little "slice of life" bit with our two favorite boys.

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    “Get out of my sight,” Stede’s father warns him. So he does.
    Hoping to investigate the rumors of a legendary ghost, Stede leaves home and family behind to become a lighthouse keeper in gloomy little Droopsville Bay.
    But while he may have escaped his father's scrutiny, he becomes the center of attention for a (very, VERY bored) Kraken.

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    Stede Bonnet has spent two years living alone in a secluded beach paradise, running from a past that he’s scared will catch up to him. It’s a lonely life, but at the end of the day, it’s one he thinks he deserves – as long as it can keep his loved ones safe.

    Edward Teach has spent years trying to escape his own past but has unfortunately needed to start over in a new town more than once. It’s a lonely life, but at the end of the day, it’s one he thinks he deserves – because people like him don’t deserve a life of happiness and something more.

    Mary Allamby is tired of seeing both her ex-husband and her new friend be so lonely and decides to do something about it. Who better to play matchmaker than her?

     

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    Lucius never thought he'd have to use the CPR certification his job made him get.

    He never expected to play matchmaker for the person whose life he saved, either.

    And it's just getting more complicated from there.

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    When newly divorced and newly out Stede Bonnet is dragged to a rock concert by his assistant, he thinks it will be a fun night out and a chance to be more social after isolating himself. Little does he know, he is about to attract the attention of the legendary Blackbeard, frontman of Queen Anne's Revenge.

    Their meet-cute hits a bit of a snag when an incident at the concert threatens the nationwide tour Blackbeard and his band are about to go on, putting Stede under a spotlight he never wanted or asked for.

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    Ed Teach has been the captain of the Emerald City Firebirds for nearly a decade (how a 21-year-old had earned a captaincy, he’d never know), and has come to learn all of the rules that come with it; don’t step on the logo, don’t touch the Jenkins Cup until you’ve won it, don’t fuck your fellow players. That last rule was mostly easy to abide by.

    Until a blond bombshell with zero shame and an insatiable need to make him sweat shows up.

    Rules were made to be broken, right?

    Right?

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    In the year 2020, the Jaeger Program has begun its decline as focus begins to turn to building the Anti-Kaiju Wall as an alternative way to keep the mysterious beasts known as Kaiju from getting past the Pacific Rim.

    Its downfall is hastened when thirty seven year old Edward Teach — the legendary Jaeger pilot known as Blackbeard — is forced out of duty by the near death and subsequent coma of his co-pilot to the Queen Anne's Revenge, Izzy Hands.

    Thirty five year old Stede Bonnet is a new recruit who has just graduated from the Jaeger Academy by the skin of his teeth, assigned to the Sydney Shatterdome to be tested as a temporary (or if need be, permanent) replacement as Blackbeard's co-pilot.

    The pair form a quick bond, and soon find out that not everything (or everyone) are as they seem at the Sydney Shatterdome.

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    15/?
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    Stede Bonnet is escaping a summer of LSAT studying with his girlfriend at Princeton.

    Edward Teach is looking for a change in pace after dropping out of college.

    They both end up at Camp Beacon.

    Nestled inside the Seven Seas Forest in scenic Vermont, the unlikely pair cross paths and instantly hit it off...but of course, that's before the campers arrive. Suddenly co-counselors to a rowdy, unruly, disobedient, but lovable group of teenagers (who crusade around camp calling themselves The Revenge), Ed and Stede join forces in unconvential ways to rally the crew and get through the summer. But the past both men are escaping doesn't cease just because of a lively summer; Stede's college plans start to catch up with him, and Ed's mysterious past force a crack into his facade. It seems that nothing at Camp Beacon ever quite goes according to plan...including brewing feelings between Ed and Stede.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    2
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