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"Darling, what would ya say to a weekend getaway out in the country?"
"I'd say 'hello weekend getaway out in the country,'" Jud said with a chuckle[.] [...] "And now when you say the countryside, do you mean somewhere here in New York? Or are you going to try and whisk me away to some village in Ireland? Which, admittedly sounds lovely, but I need to know if I'm going on a trip? Or abandoning my post?"
Blanc let out a dramatic sigh, and Jud could imagine the dramatic eye roll that was paired with it.
"Father Aiden may be green, but I rather think he can handle Our Lady for a week."
"Oh, so now it's a whole week."
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[Rocky] caught Grace completely off guard when he asked, "How does Grace have [long, high note followed by two clicks]? Need word."
They were in the lab and, up until that point, they had been working on their respective projects, Grace bent over one of the microscopes as he ran various tests on some taumeba sample. He did a full spin around in his chair and then skidded to a stop before addressing Rocky.
"Yeah, of course. What word, buddy?"
"To mate," Rocky said simply, rocking from side to side.
"Well, I hate to point out the obvious, but we have 'mate' in our dictionary. You just said it." Grace picked up a pen from the desk and started to spin it as he thought. "Do you need something more specific? Like Adrian is your spouse? Did you two have a ceremony? That would make them either your spouse, husband, or wife depending on what term they'd be more comfortable with. And we call the ceremony itself a marriage."
"No. Why would Grace need a ceremony to prove his devotion to his mate? That's dumb, dumb, dumb."
Grace chuckled.
"You're preachin' to the choir, buddy."
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If Blanc had thought the rest of the rectory had been tackily furnished, the guest room was the capitol of Kitsch. There were sun stained lace curtains hanging over the window, a lopsided crocheted rainbow throw blanket draped over the foot of the bed, and the piece de resistance? Nailed above the dresser was one of those pictures of foot prints on a beach, talking nonsense about how Jesus had carried the believer during troubled times.
Blanc wanted nothing more than to remove the so called 'art' from the wall, break it in half over his knee, and burn the remnants in a fire. Hell, while he was at it, they could have tossed the wood from Wicks's original false coffin in as well.
Truly, being in the guest room filled Blanc with the sort of numbing depression that would have sent Pigalicci straight to the doc.
He never brought it up with Father Jud, however, because he'd had no control over how Martha had decorated the rectory.
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Erectile dysfunction.
Hell of a name, if you asked Blanc. His cock wasn't dysfunctional. It was broken.
When he found himself in Chimney Rock, it had officially been one year and three months since the little problem had first manifested, and try as he might? It was beginning to affect his confidence.
Not when it came to the case!
Never the case[!]
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- Part 8 of Holy Week
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Like a roller coaster speeding down a hill, Blanc had gone from initial attraction to admiration to damn near worship to falling in love with Father Jud. He had to pump the brakes.
So he went about finding cases in New York that piqued his interest.
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They were rapidly approaching the one year anniversary of the Good Friday Murder, and Blanc was spending even more time away from Chimney Rock, but still it was becoming increasingly obvious that Father Jud was avoiding him. If Blanc had finally overstepped, well he rightfully did not recall what it was he must have done to upset Father Jud. Blanc could understand if he was too occupied with preparing the church to re-open to go on yet another day trip, but it was complete radio silence when Blanc was away alone that worried him.
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- Part 7 of Holy Week
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Reddie Week 2024 by agrajag
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), John Dies at the End - David Wong
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Rocky make Grace feel good, statement by lonelyeridianfreak
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Jun 2026
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{Also can better see Grace. Study Grace. Understand what Grace fifth limb is.}
“Woah,” I laughed, “I appreciate it, but that’s… for mating and waste.”
{I know. Leaky human has many holes to leak from. Never see this one. Has TWO fluids. Interesting. Rocky will study. Answer questions that Grace won’t answer because blood goes to fifth limb and away from stupid squishy human brain. Like now.}
That jerk was right. I could feel two things at once. Rocky, above me, VERY deliberately pressing his carapace even closer into my body. And the soft, throbbing sensation between my legs, pressing at the fabric of my sweatpants.
Ohhhh fudge.
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Rocky and Grace explore each other on their way to Erid with the help of some hot new xenonite technology!
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20 May 2026
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rocky curious too by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Mar 2026
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Rocky states his proposal as soon as Grace has one foot in the ladder, and Grace misses the next rung and almost cracks his head against the side of his bed in shock.
There is no way Rocky had actually said what Grace thought he heard, just now. “You…you want to what? For science?!”
Rocky tsks, like Grace has taken the implications way out of proportion. “Experiment,” he stresses. “Logical, methodical experiment. You make it sound… unreasonable.”
Grace explodes. “Unreasonable! Unreasonable! You want to stick your hand up my ass!”
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27 Apr 2026
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Criminal Pursuits by FeralTuxedo for TawnyOwl95
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Feb 2023
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1931. When professional scoundrel Crowley is tasked with the kidnapping of author and rich kid Aziraphale Fell, it appears to be a job like any other. His victim's enthusiasm to be kidnapped comes as a bit of a surprise.
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16 Aug 2023
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Edward Teach is a PI tasked with finding Lucius Spriggs. During his search, he’s injured and stumbles into Stede Bonnet’s vet clinic.
Stede is a workaholic who’s been lying to everyone about having a boyfriend. Maybe they can help each other out?
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11 Jan 2023
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As Long As You're Beside Me Along the Way by MassiveAggression
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Jun 2022
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In which Ed and Stede have been out of the pirate life for a while, but are still fascinated with each other in simultaneously wholesome and sexy ways. Also, they have a cat.
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14 Jun 2022