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    Notorious outlaw Blackbeard has had enough of the grind. He's ready to break away from the life and start anew, somewhere far enough that the law and the noose won't reach him.

    Stede Bonnet is an omega sheriff with everything to prove. He's sick of being typecast as a helpless omega and doubles down on his search to bring hooligans to justice.

    After a shoot out with the annoying Badminton twins, Stede is injured and left for dead. Who would happen upon him but the dread outlaw Blackbeard who can't seem to focus on anything other than Stede being an omega-- an omega who sees him for more than what everyone else sees him as: a monster.

    Their story isn't without it's challenges, in fact, it seems there is nothing but challenges for the two of them to make their way to each other, but if there's a chance they might make it, well, they're going to try.

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    Former local grunge legend Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard of Blackbeard & the Krakens, has fallen on hard times. Following slanderous accusations from ex-bandmate (and ex-lover) Calico Jack, Ed is blacklisted from all his usual venues. His career is over, and, so far as he’s concerned, so is his life. He spends his days wallowing in a dingy Seattle apartment, fighting with his manager and bemoaning his loss of purpose.

    Enter one Stede Bonnet, Ed’s obnoxiously loud next-door-neighbor. Stede Bonnet is an overly enthusiastic playwright who cares way too much about Shakespeare and writes like a dandy from the 18th century.

    He’s the most interesting thing to happen to Ed in years.

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    Ed takes a drunken walk to Stede's address after Mary's little (earth-shattering) sit-down at Queen Anne's bar. Awkwardness, memories, confessions, and some degree of healing ensue. (And yes, I'm gonna let the boys get some action!)

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    Stede Bonnet is an Earl who isn't enjoying the 1920s jazz age as much as one should. Ed Teach is a retired criminal/club owner. One night when Stede decides to take a step into the unknown, their lives collide and change forever.

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    Blackbeard has more riches than you can shake a fucken stick at - but where are they?

    Chapter 1: Ed's away coz he's Got Shit To Do. What (or maybe even who) will Stede do to keep himself occupied?

    Chapter 2: Stede trustingly follows Ed on the first stage of the journey to Ed's place. Are they going to North Carolina, or can Stede still not tell direction by the sun?

    Chapter 3: Stede and Ed complete the journey to Ed's place. Is it full of riches and shit, or just shit?

    Chapter 4: Ed's shared his piles of gold, rusty weapons and taxidermied sea creatures. What could lay behind the door at the top of the hidden staircase?

    *****

    “It’s aw… awe-inspiring. Gory - gorgeous.”

    “When I’m dead, all of this is yours.”

    “Gosh. What are you expecting to die of - tetanus?” Stede looked around the cavern at the piles of rusting swords, blasted figureheads and general seafaring detritus. “So, these are your riches?”

    Ed laughed and the sound echoed around the semi-cavern, semi-room. “Nah, this is a pile of shit. Meant to discourage anyone who gets this far and distract them from the real shit further in. Pretty fucken piratey though.”

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    “New territory for you, yeah?” Lucius gave Stede an understanding pat on his shoulder.

    “I don’t know what I’m doing. I feel like I am giving-“ Stede looked around them and saw that the rest of the crew was very occupied. “-the right signals, but everything has just been so… so…”

    “Soft?” Lucius smirked.

    “Yes.” Stede groaned.

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    Ed and Stede have reconciled and are now navigating their new, budding romantic relationship.
    New territory, Spicy situations, and bad communication equals hurt feelings and couple fights. All of the stumbling and missteps in trying to progress their relationship to a more… “physical” one.

    The usual chaos follows.

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    "As Stede walked through the crowd, his ears were graced the most transcendent voice he’d every heard coming through the speakers. He looked up at the stage where he just bombed, and there he was:

     Eddie Teach. He stood center stage wearing a black leather pants, suspenders and no shirt. Gold chains around his neck. His brown torso simmered with sweat, tattoos embellished his muscles, most noticeable a snake running up his right arm and down his back, disappearing under the leather pants. Eddie’s long, black hair hung down past his shoulders in a shag. 

     Stede stood mesmerized.  He watched Eddie writhe and dance across the stage with the microphone stand. The way he moved was like nothing he’d ever seen."

    Stede Bonnet is an aspiring musician in the 1970's. He's trying to juggle family life and work while still pursuing his dreams. Then famous rock star Eddie Teach comes into his life and changes everything.

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    Set immediately following the events of Season 1, "Two Ships Adrift at Sea" follows the story of Stede and Ed finding their way back to one another.
    It really could have been a much simpler thing, truly, but unfortunately the two unknowingly dance away from one another rather than closer, with no small bit of emotional pain resulting. Luckily Ed stumbles across the one person, besides Stede, who may be able to help him make some sense out of what happened, while Stede manages to build a bridge across the rockiest of waters.

     

    ***UPDATES FRIDAYS***

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    “How would you feel… about owning a Ren Faire?”

    “You know I hate the Ren Faire, Stede? I said so the other day.”

    “Really? When?”

    “WHEN WE WERE AT THE FUCKING RENAISSANCE FAIRE.”

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    Here it goes! My first fanfic - A very ridiculous modern au in which Stede Bonnet gets a divorce, builds a Renaissance Faire (Revenge-ssance Faire?) in 3 months, and catches the attention of the only man who’s bored at Blackbeard’s Ren Faire.

    Updates will be posted Thursdays. Huzzah!

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    Its 1963 and Stede finally made it out of New Zealand in order to discover himself in America without his fathers control. On his way he discovers a biker named Ed and a whole lot of new things about himself. Can he finally be himself in this new country? Is the world ready for this self-realised Stede? Can Stede break away from his fathers control?

    Its 1963 and Edward is very successful along side his biker gang but he wonders if money and success is all there is to life when his world changes as he gets to know a cute little blonde named Stede. Can Ed allow himself to finally go with his gut rather than his mind? Can Ed break away from his life of crime? Can Ed find safety in the arms of another?

    A 1960's AU where I know very little about the 1960s ahaha. Ill try to do my research. This has some sad moments, its a bit of a slow burn but theres some couple-y moments to enjoy too. There's going to be a time skip eventually. I might seem confused but It is actually planned out i swear. Ill be adding photos in for reference on my twitter @IrSpacePirate . I hope you enjoy!

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    There is a gun in Stede’s face, a crack as it goes off, and then the body of Chauncey Badminton lies at Stede’s feet. From there, it all kind of spirals. Stede tries his best.

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    Stede gets caught in a time loop at the moment where Badminton tries to shoot him.

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    Stede is on a mission. He has reconciled with his wife, been mauled by a tiger, hit by a piano and now found some of his friends on a random island in the middle of nowhere. Now he needs to find the rest.

    Alternative title: Trackin' the Kraken (I'm sorry)

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    It's been several weeks now on board of the Revenge. Stede grew to be a competent co-captain alongside his love, Ed. Everything is perfect.
    If only Izzy could finally accept him as his captain, too. Stede seems to have tried all possible ways to get to him. But one.

    It's been several dreaded weeks on board of the fucking Revenge and Izzy hated every second of it. If only Ed would give him just a fraction of the attention he showers Stede with. He has tried all possible ways to humiliate Stede in front of Blackbeard and make his boss hate the guy as much as he did. All ways but one.

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    Ed is an engineer aboard the Revenge, an interplanetary research vessel on a multi-year mission to study Jupiter's moon Europa. An accident requires that Ed awaken from cryostasis over six months early, and finds his only companion to be Stede, the ship's onboard AI. They develop an unconventional friendship, but is it possible to have more?

    This is classic mutual pining with a sci-fi twist, inspired by all of my favorite stories about the nature of personhood.
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    “You–” Ed was struggling to parse what Stede was saying. “You’re playing your version of this song for me, right now? Like, in real time?”

    “Yes, Edward, that’s correct,” said Stede softly.

    Ed’s brain momentarily seized up. He supposed it made sense that Stede was capable of learning a set of rules to do something like arrange and play a piece of music. There was something unnerving about this song, though. It felt, well–it felt organic . Reactive. Almost collaborative in a way. Ed was lost in the push and pull of it, until the last notes softly petered out.

    “So, what did you think?” asked Stede. It sounded nervous again. Why the hell would someone program an anxiety response into a bot?

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    There are few things better, Ed thinks, than owning a boat. When he has a fucking hair tie, that is. And normally he carries extras with him, but he and Stede had spent too much time in bed this morning and not enough packing for their boat trip with their friends, and now the wind keeps whipping it into his face, and the hot summer sun bakes the back of his neck and the tops of his shoulders.

    Luckily, Stede's there to help out.

    or, love in the little things: carrying extra hair ties

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    It’s once the moon has sunk below the skyline, as morning light is just beginning to brighten the dull sky when Ed finally realizes Stede isn’t coming.

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    “Alright,” Ed said hours later on the deck. He and Stede looked out onto the freezing water surrounding them. The night sky was almost green with storm and it had just begun to sprinkle. “First raid. You ready?”

    A gust of wind pushed Stede’s thin, cold sword against his leg for a moment. “It isn’t my first raid.”

    “Well, first raid that you planned anyway. Nervous?”

    “Do you think I should be?”

    “Nah. I think we’ll all be fine."

     

    aka: ed suffers from a concussion and stede attempts to untangle the relationship between him, izzy, and ed.

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    Five years after her father is killed first by a jungle cat, then by a carriage, and then by a falling piano, Alma Bonnet decides that his absence in her life is, quite frankly, complete horse shit. Obviously the only way to find him is to run away and become a pirate. Because that makes complete and total sense.

    Somehow, it doesn't end with her dead.

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    Izzy Hands takes a wrong turn in Tortuga and encounters a mysterious figure who asks him his greatest desires and claims they can be granted.

    It turns out to be true, but not in the way Izzy expected. He finds himself in the body of Stede Bonnet, aboard the Revenge, with all of Edward's affection and devotion.

    But is the whole thing reality, or simply an illusion? And how does he return to himself? Or does he even want to?

    Stede Bonnet may be a ponce, but there are benefits to being the Gentleman Pirate.

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    If this fic gets a good response, it will update regularly.

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    More and more Edward sinks from the kraken's deep, distorted sea, trying to go back to being the blackbeard Izzy would like. In his own thoughts and attacking ships and drinking, but the weight could be eased with Lucius' return.

    Will show the story through Edward Teach's look at what happened

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