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    Aziraphale and Crowley are settling into their new life in the South Downs, but feel as though they still don't have a place to themselves in their cottage. They think they can find a way to make their own little nest, away from the rest of the house, if only they would sit down and talk about it.

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    Sometimes a nest consisted of robins, chickadees, mockingbirds, or even alligators. Others were for magpies collecting any little shiny trinkets they could find. And sometimes, a nest consisted of an angel and demon, finally together on their own side.

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    A despondent and defeated Crowley has been through the ringer, moreso even than his roommate, Newt, realizes. After a car accident puts him though a number of surgeries and a temporary - but terrifying - few weeks of blindness, the club owner wants nothing more than to curl up in his bed and refuse to move until things return to normal...or as normal as they'll ever be again.

    Newt - and his cafe-owning girlfriend, Anathema - have other plans. They think that Crowley just needs some care and pampering, so Anathema schedules him a special, off-hours appointment with a friend of hers who is a rather sought-after masseur. Crowley is hesitant and stubborn, but Aziraphale's soothing voice and comforting nature soon win him over, in more ways than one...

    ***UPDATES MONDAYS***

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    Crowley needs a new weed guy. His sibling Bee sets him up with an Angel. Sweet silliness ensues.

    This story will update weekly on Sundays. There will be conflict and challenges but this is mostly a low angst, high fluff and smut multi-chap where problems occur around them, not between them. Join me as we all fall in love with bougie weed dealer Aziraphale (Crowley included)!

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    When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.
    Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.

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    Written as part of the Kinks for Kindness 2021/2022 "Naughty & Nice" Holiday Gift Exchange!

    It's a few months past the failed Armageddon, and Aziraphale surprises Crowley with an unexpected gift on Christmas Eve. Grateful to know that a new year actually will come, they're both keen to celebrate, so Crowley suggests they do their gift exchange on New Year's Eve instead.

    But Crowley has bigger ideas than just presents and a bit of partying. It's about to be a brand new year in a brand new future, and Crowley plans to tempt his angel into all manner of Earthly and Unearthly delights. And where better to lure Aziraphale into playing his decadent game than in the opulent and luxurious setting of their beloved Ritz?

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    Aziraphale gets sent on a romantically complicated mission and Crowley thinks Aziraphale is falling in love. I'm bad at summaries so here's a snippet.

    He let the rain soak through his clothes as he walked, ducking briefly into a package store on the way to requisition a bottle of gin. He drank as he walked. Crowley’s thoughts ran wild in his head. This faceless man was getting to watch Aziraphale fawn over books, exchange shy touches, and Satan forbid getting to watch him eat. What else was he being allowed to do that even Crowley had never been given the honor. Was this Byron getting to run his hands over the angels smooth pastel skin, feel the softness of his lips. The clear picture of Aziraphale's head thrown back in lust gripping the sheets around him formed in his mind and he shattered the bottle of gin in his hands.

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    Aziraphale has established himself well as a recent inhabitant of Venice. He has a regular job as a gondoliere — troubles with tourists aside — a flat with a fairly nice view, and more importantly, he's finally gotten the hang of the city's layout (for the most part).
    There are very few things that could disrupt his routine.

    Except maybe running over a sea serpent with a gondola. That might do it.

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    Aziraphale Fell finds himself foisted upon a new dorm mate at University who has a notorious history of making said roommates disappear. Whether it's his loud music, need for dark, or overall sarcastic nature, Crowley always manages to run them off before they become an issue.

    But...this one seems different. His wit is sharp, and his knives aren't far behind. He may seem like an old silly, but this one may just be the wake-up call Crowley - and his motley band of ne'er-do-wells - needs.

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    Aziraphale just has to finish his clever set up to capture the Nazi's at the church tonight. But Crowley is being overly helpful, how to does he keep his friend out of his business?
    Things escalate quickly and unexpectedly.

    A very loose, speed written piece for the GO Bingo Fic Challenge 2021

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    Aziraphale and Crowley bump into each other while both on missions in a castle. When Crowley mentions that his guard job means he gets to wear a sword, Aziraphale gets curious about his other “sword”.

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    The world didn't end, and Crowley and Aziraphale have a whole new forever to look forward to.

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    Aziraphale is a mech pilot for H.E.A.V.E.N., a world government organization tasked with scientific discovery (on the books) and weapons development (off the books). A test run of the new Neural Systems Integration Technology puts him in a rather compromising position with a creature of the deep.

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    Aziraphale has a new assignment to inspire the humans via gladiatorial combat. He was trained by Michael, and there's no reason he can give Heaven as to why he can't accomplish this simple feat.

    Crowley isn't quite as convinced this is at all a good idea.

    Or the fic in which Caspian needed a plot so we could get to the homoerotic swordfighting and have an excuse to put Aziraphale in a gladiator outfit.

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    After Aziraphale and Miss Fell's evening of making Crowley watch, Miss Fell decides she wants some time with the demon herself for a bit of fun.

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    Ezra Fell is a writer, middle aged, single, had enough, but fine otherwise. A writer of myths and legends, and also soft core erotica, hasn't endeared him to his family. Nor has his preferences and lifestyles. But at 50 he's ready to start a new page, and accidentally does when he marries a Selkie through a kind gesture.

    Warning; Body shaming, homophobia, and slandering, emotional abuse are all alluded to. Also MATURE tags will be added for a reason

    More chapters to come!

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    Cheeky Crowley and his Asa are back, baby!

    This is a companion piece to Aurency, and will make much more sense if you've read that.

    Welcome to a behind the scenes compendium, jam-packed with extras. Planned chapters include:

    ★ Spare scenes that didn't fit the original
    ★ Brand new scenes set during and after the original
    ★ Behind the scenes notes
    ★ Sketches courtesy of the amazing Hikaru9
    ★ Music that inspired me while writing
    ★ A closer look at Asa's world

    This project was inspired by how much you all enjoyed my behind-the-scenes notes the first time round, and the fact that I didn't want to stop writing Crowley and Asa. I'm not planning to start the sequel until later in the year / early next year, so hopefully this will tide us all over :)

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    Crowley is the only demon with an imagination. Sometimes he likes to imagine alternate versions of his memories.

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    Crowley makes an assumption about what Aziraphale prefers and can do in the bedroom and Aziraphale demonstrates how wrong he is.

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    Anthony Crowley is far from a stranger to a casual encounter, but a few weeks into his first year as a full time professor, he has a drunken night out that leads into one that hits him like no other. In its wake, he finds himself sort of obsessed with his mystery suitor - and through a twist of fate it isn't long before they meet again. New worlds are opened to him as a result - ones that he never expected to be involved in - but with time he finds that his old life and his new one aren't actually as far removed as he'd thought... and he's not the only one that holds secrets.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale’s encounters through the ages, and I fill in the gaps that I think could have happened between them.

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