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  1. Summary

    Each story in the series can be read as self-standing, they're merely connected by details.

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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    God, Ed was obsessed with that voice. Wanted to rub it all over himself, to drink it, to drown in it. To take it apart and see what it was made out of. He wondered if Izzy understood that when they sang together they were touching - voice to voice, from lungs to throat to air.

     

    In the run-up to Calypso's party, things are tense on the Revenge. Stede is still learning how to be a captain, and a pirate. The crew don't trust him, and they certainly don't trust Ed Teach. The relationship between Izzy and Edward is strained by what they've been through, for all that Izzy and Stede are growing friendlier the more time they spend training. Ed's doing his best to make amends - to Izzy, to the ship, to everyone - and to sort his head out, but it's not easy. Meanwhile Stede and Ed are taking things slow, finding their way on shaky new ground.

    While trying to work out how to fix all the things he's broken, Stede ends up asking about how Izzy and Ed met. Separately, the two of them tell him a story about pubs and pirates, about marriages and villains, shanties and sea battles, and of the Republic of Pirates itself. And for Stede, it changes everything.

    With original songs by Doll_After_Dark!

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    22 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Crowley had been looking for a mate but no one had caught his eye until he saw Aziraphale. Would the attractive human who’d wandered into their realm be compatible? He would if it was Crowley’s lucky day.

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    13 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Aziraphale becomes curious about Crowley's biological reptilian needs.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    The year is 2002, and Crowley and Aziraphale are sent to Alaska to investigate a decommissioned entrance to Hell. What could possibly go wrong?

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale suffers the effects of a demon's venom, Crowley tries to help him as best as he can.

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    09 Jun 2026