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Ed decides he and Stede should start fucking Izzy.
Izzy, who's always held a torch for Edward, has his boundaries pushed and hopes dashed.
Wee John notices a negative pattern with Izzy between Izzy and the captains, but also Izzy and the crew, when it doesn't resolve itself and Izzy seems to be getting worse, Wee John steps in to help how he can.
The crew are cunts in this. If you like the crew--this is so not the story for you--you will not like any of them but Wee John. There's LOTS of sex scenes in this. Izzy enjoys none of them.
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rough and tumble by florence_after_midnight for blackbeardskneebrace
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Izzy is Stede's self defence teacher. Stede manages to be completely normal about it.
“Any volunteers for a demonstration?”
There never are, and today is no exception.
“Come here, Bonnet,” Izzy says after a few seconds of uncomfortable silence, waving Stede towards her with the impatience of a drill sergeant.
Stede feels her cheeks darkening as she steps forwards. Why is she the one who always gets singled out for these demonstrations? Surely Izzy could pick out someone else for a change—someone who’s actually capable and confident and doesn’t turn into a sputtering mess whenever Izzy touches her.
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Things got better, life on the Revenge was nice and comfortable again and Lucius got maybe too comfortable. He should have been more careful .
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WIP: I Shine Only With the Light You Give Me by WhatAmIDoing_003
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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This fic spans the time in between Season 1 and Season 2, largely focusing on how Izzy lost the rest of his toes for the first few chapters and then going into how Izzy responds to Stede coming back and Edward being alive and all that. Should be a fun trip.
Steddy Hands endgame, but pretty heavy on the Stizzy for a while.
I'm hoping to update once a week, but I don't have a good track record with update schedules.
Title from "The Moon Will Sing" by the Crane Wives.
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When Izzy's low-rent apartment is condemned and he has to move in with his ex-boyfriend's rich best friend Stede Bonnet, things go...better than expected.
Until, that is, Izzy starts wetting the bed. From there, things spiral rapidly out of his control.
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Izzy Hands dies and gets a glimpse of what his life could have been like if things were different.
Izzyverse fic featuring: Benjamin Hornigold, Ned Lowe, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Ricky Banes, Stede Bonnet
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Thirty fucking years of loyalty and dedication is enough to pull anyone out of the gravy basket... isn't it? Ed is no longer sure. He writes to Stede, hoping to convince him. Hoping to convince himself.
Finished. Updates daily. Tags will change to avoid spoilers.
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“Are you asking, Mr. Hands, if you can leave us for a month or two to sail up north?” Stede clarifies.
“Ah, you have no idea, Bonnet,” Izzy says. “Since I was a lad, there’s nothin’ I’ve wanted more than to get out there with those—those—” Izzy makes pinching gestures at the horizon, so utterly enraptured with the thought of whales that he’s apparently forgotten the name of them.
It is, Stede hates to admit, unbelievably endearing.
“Of course you may go, Izzy,” Stede says.
“What?” Ed blurts out. “Wait. Didn’t we just talk about this?”
(Izzy is desperate to go a-whaling. Stede is desperate for him and Ed to distance themselves from their rancid codependency. Ed wants his matelot's forgiveness and his boyfriend's devotion, but first and foremost he wants to maim a fucking whaler.)
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Duty, desire and scandal collide when bachelor Stede Bonnet decides to marry the season's incomparable, Edward, only to meet his match in his intended's headstrong family member, Izzy.
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Possession by Sweet_Bonnes
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Hannibal (TV), Lucifer (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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La vida universitaria es algo divertido y entretenida, pero algunas veces se puede volver interesante, y eso paso con un grupo de universitarios, ya que después de obtener una maldición por no tomarse enserio una advertencia vivirán partir de ahora infinidad de experiencias no solo en cuanto al mundo ocultista también en otros aspectos que podrían llevarlos por malos pasos o decisiones.
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Izzy hadn’t expected a hand to land on his tie, carefully pulling him in. His breathing hitched as Stede’s breath ghosted his neck, just as it had done the day they bought the suit a few weeks back, and then his lips were running across the shell of his ear. “It’s a pity we’re on a schedule, because otherwise I would be having you on your knees in front of me right here, right now…”
Stede always finds his husband attractive. But there are two specific, and polar opposite, outfits he finds Izzy in that he just can't keep his hands off.
Two dates, two outfits, one inevitable outcome...
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Izzy Hands has a secret, one that even his captain doesn't know about. He's an omega, hiding his identity with suppressants. He won't be able to keep this secret much longer and it's revelation will turn his world upside-down.
But there are other secrets on the sea, and one of them might set things to rights.
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Before he knew what he was doing, Stede entered his card information and clicked Subscribe.
The page refreshed, and the same video was waiting for him but with an unlocked lock in the corner.
After discovering a certain OnlyFans page, Stede's monotonous life takes a turn.
Updates weekly.
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- Part 2 of Seek Connection
- Part 18 of The Stede Dick Ensmallening Agenda
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[PODFIC] The Mount by LoopyDangerFrog for little_seahorse
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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Set during the ill fated treasure hunt. Stede doesn't find the treasure he's looking for, but he does find something even better.
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- Part 3 of Tell Me You Love This
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“Fine—why are you wearing a fucking liner?”
This strikes Stede as odd. “Well, to prevent the mess.”
“The mess,” Izzy repeats.
Once home (safe, even if Stede had been touching himself on the ride home), Stede is confronted by a pent-up Izzy.
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Agape: In Scripture, the transcendent agape love is the highest form of love and is contrasted with eros, or erotic love, and philia, or brotherly love.
Stede has been in a romantic relationship with Ed for six months, and he's happier than he's ever been in his whole life. Now everyone seems to be expecting the relationship to become sexual.
But there's no way Ed would want that from Stede, right?
A.k.a: what doesn't kill you makes you real weird in bed later in life
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- Part 4 of the greatest of these is love
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Arranged, but Chosen by piratejamming (naminejamie), Trashdog13
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Mar 2024
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Though Stede Bonnet is nervous at the prospect of marriage, he decides to attempt to write to his future bride.
He is pleased to discover that "Lady Hands" is actually Israel Hands, a man he enjoyes talking to immensely. They exchange letters over the course of their engagement, reluctant to fall in love but eager to know the character of their future husbands.
16 April, 1679
Lady Hands,
I apologize for the brevity of this missive, but I find that I do not know how best to speak with you. I have been informed by my father on this eve that we are to be wed in less than a year's time. Though the date of our nuptials is distant, I still find myself caught off guard by the suddenness of our engagement, as I had previously been informed by my father that he had been blessed with little luck in his hunt for a new Bonnet bride.
Though I know it is not conventional, I was hoping you might permit me the opportunity to know you better prior to our first meeting. Please, if you would, tell me about yourself.
Best wishes,
Lord Stede Bonnet
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By the time you read this, I'll be alive by TheTimetravellerCat
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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The gun felt cool in his hand, heavy, full of promises. It could free him. One pull, one second and he would finally be gone, the suffering would be gone.
He went back to the armchair and reclined in it. He could feel the tears coming back at the corner of his eyes.
"A rotten leg's got to come off, eh?"
He fired.Or Izzy takes a different path after he fails to kill himself.
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- Part 1 of With love, always
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When the Pirate Republic went up in flames, Ed was gripped by fear. Amid the chaos, people screamed and fled in all directions. As Ed located the crew, a chilling realization set in—Stede was nowhere to be found. They would soon discover that Stede had been kidnapped by Prince Ricky, who had gone mad after his encounter with Spanish Jackie. The question loomed: could the crew rescue their Captain in time, and what fate awaited Stede?
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Different take on aftermath of Episode 7. I wrote it before episode 8 so anything from that episode won't happen here.