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    Izzy looks over at Stede, gingerly attempting to coo at a cat that hates him while she shreds his expensive, fancy slippers to pieces. His heart aches in a new and terrible way that has nothing to do with Ed, for once. ‘If you’re sure.’

    The smile Stede gives him is warm, a weighty significance to it that Izzy doesn’t know how to read. ‘I am.’


    Or, Izzy finds himself at the centre of the ocean's weirdest found family, and acquires two boyfriends along the way.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    95
    Kudos:
    339
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    30
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    A collection of short fics for the 2022 OFMD Pussy Bingo challenge from Twitter.

    Tags will be updated with each new fic.

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    English
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    1,345
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    42
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    “I still don’t see why I had to do this naked,” Izzy grumbled before leaning in to look closely at Stede’s jaw. “I’ve never spilt a drop of fucking soap on myself, no matter what you imagined.”

    “Oh, I know. I thought I might take the opportunity to prove a point, as it were.”

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    1/1
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    4
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    46
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    1
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    154
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    Edward and Stede have been happy co-captains on the Revenge for nearly a year. Izzy’s accepted sailing on the Revenge. He’s even accepted Edward and Stede’s relationship, even though it makes him want to jump off the ship. It’s been months since he’s tried to kill Stede, which is major progress.

    Although… Stede and Edward have been acting very strange lately. They keep seeking Izzy out and pulling him away from his work. Oh well. It’s probably nothing.

     

    According to Edward, he’s been dating Izzy since Izzy’s half-dead love confession a week ago. Stede began dating Izzy a few days later. However, their interactions with Izzy now aren’t any different than they were before they were dating. Stede decides that a good old-fashioned courtship is in order to make Izzy comfortable in their relationship.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    (Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    18/26
    Comments:
    318
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    84
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    What it says on the tin.

    A collection of short fics inspired by OFMD Pussy Bingo 2022 in various combinations of Stede/Ed/Izzy/Jack in various situations.

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    English
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    8,501
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    858
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    When Stede and Izzy are sent off together for some mandated bonding time, they run into some of Stede's old "friends" from boarding school. Izzy steps in to defend Stede, getting himself stabbed (non-fatally) in the process, which marks a turning point in their relationship. Ed is shocked to learn from Izzy that Stede has been hiding parts of his past. They talk it through, and grow stronger in the process.

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    1,386
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    309
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    “That would be hot, wouldn’t it?” Stede said suddenly. “Izzy and I - worshipping you. Taking care of you.”

    Edward’s expression slowly grew more aroused and his voice deepened. “Fuck yes."

    OR: Ed has a dream about Stede and Izzy together & Stede wants to help him fulfill that fantasy. Rated E for steamy sex ;)

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    5,143
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1640
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    An uncomfortable man was an unhappy one, but comfort was not a part of Izzy’s vocabulary.

    Stede was furiously trying to change that.

    “Izzy?” Stede tried, a little softer. “You’re looking awfully pale.”

    “S’fine, captain.” Izzy mumbled. “Cramps.”

    Izzy’s on his period. Stede treats him to a nice bath and some … unconventional pain management.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    363
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    All my fills for the OFMD pussy bingo. I'm trying to do 4 every day to lead up to kinktober. All prompts are listed in chapter 1 in chapter order, connected prompts have a > before them, only three are rape/non-con.

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    English
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    1,615
    Chapters:
    8/26
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    797
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    At precisely the seven-and-a-half hour mark, Izzy prepares the cabin for landing. Ed’s crackly voice buzzes over the loudspeaker with the announcement. He’s not thinking specifically of Finance Consultant Guy, nor of anything bar the inevitable banality of deboarding, so it genuinely catches him off-guard when a hand closes over his wrist.
    “Apologies for being forward, but what are you doing after this?”
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    Izzy is a flight attendant. Edward is a pilot. Stede is the first-class passenger who won’t stop chasing after them both.

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    Chapters:
    4/9
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    2874
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    Ed loves Stede and Izzy, and he's sick of them not getting along--he thinks he's come up with a solution.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    831
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    Izzy Hands, fresh out of prison, was adrift in his hometown. Not knowing who to contact or what to do, he channels his emotions into writing like he'd learned to in prison, sharing at a local open mic night in a small bookstore. Reluctantly but surely, he befriends the owner, Stede, and let's Edward, his old boss, come back into his life.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    37
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    “I want a divorce.”

    Izzy’s said the words more times than once in the past eighteen years of marriage, but he means them this time. More than he ever has before, anyway.

    At the prow of the very expensive and very unnecessary boat parked in the driveway, Edward - Izzy’s idiot (soon-to-be-ex) husband - sighs and rolls his eyes.

    “Come on, Iz!” Ed shouts. He’s wearing a stupid fucking captain’s hat and has one foot propped against the rail. “The boat is an investment! And it’ll be fun.”

    Or, how Izzy Hands saves his marriage (and gains a boyfriend) by getting a divorce.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    306
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    5726
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    Izzy est un ancien chef cuisinier, un des plus renommés du milieu car il a longtemps été l'associé du très célèbre Edward Teach, tous deux à la tête du "Barbe Noire bar et restaurant et autres gourmandises et délices". Le monde entier rêvait de dîner à une de leurs tables. Mais, comme bon nombre de rêves, il n'a pas duré. S'est brisé en mille morceaux entre ses doigts. Aujourd'hui, Izzy vit reclus loin de ce monde qu'il a toujours détesté. Seul, tranquille.

    Enfin, tranquille jusqu'à l'arrivée d'un certain Stede Bonnet dans son existence. Et, Izzy va vite l'apprendre à ses dépens, il est très difficile de se débarrasser de Stede Bonnet une fois pris dans ses filets.

    Stupide Stede Bonnet, putain.

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    Français
    Words:
    5,369
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    Izzy manages about half of the tea before he hands back the cup to Stede. He looks paler than previously, and something squeezes in Ed’s chest.

     

    He reaches out a steadying hand.

    Izzy’s shoulder is sharp under his fingers. Ed’s body suddenly sings with it, how easy it would be to break, to tear apart the flesh and leave Izzy screaming-

    “Ed?" Stede says, carefully.

     

    Between the stress of handling the Kraken and the subsequent relief of Stede's return, it's no surprise when Izzy ends up ill the moment he has a chance to slow down.

    With Izzy sick enough to have no choice but to let himself be cared for, it might be the only chance Ed has for fixing things between them.

    …if he can keep the Kraken at bay.

    Language:
    English
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    5,295
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    1316
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    It takes a while, but Izzy eventually gets used to the new routines. The crew gets more competent, more confident, the Captains remain in their weird bubble, and Izzy gets fucked at night and wakes up alone in his cabin. Masturbates before getting out of bed.

    Every few days, he wakes up to a new gift appearing on his table. Ignoring the gifts seems wasteful - they are mostly useful items, things like soaps, socks, shoe shine, but sometimes the gifts are more ... less useful. A tin of his favourite cookies(the kind he hasn't had in years, because you can only get them in one bakery in a port they rarely go to), a book of poetry, some sections marked.

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    English
    Words:
    2,711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    653
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    Stede and Ed are going to patch things up even stronger than before. But that still leaves the small, unresolved matter of what to do about Izzy...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,131
    Chapters:
    1/7
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    373
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    Upset by the loss of their navy hostages, Stede and crew take Izzy Hands hostage instead. They plan to ransom him back to his captain: funny, he didn’t mention his captain was Blackbeard…

    A post-S1E2 canon-divergent AU in which Stede takes Izzy hostage, and they get to know each other before Ed is in the picture. And then Ed is in the picture, and all hell breaks loose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,570
    Chapters:
    1/9
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    425
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    Izzy Hands takes a wrong turn in Tortuga and encounters a mysterious figure who asks him his greatest desires and claims they can be granted.

    It turns out to be true, but not in the way Izzy expected. He finds himself in the body of Stede Bonnet, aboard the Revenge, with all of Edward's affection and devotion.

    But is the whole thing reality, or simply an illusion? And how does he return to himself? Or does he even want to?

    Stede Bonnet may be a ponce, but there are benefits to being the Gentleman Pirate.

    ---

    If this fic gets a good response, it will update regularly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,085
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    892
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    Izzy wants to be co-co-captain and will eat cake from Stede Bonnet’s hands if he has to.

    “Bounties of buttery bitch cookies, fluffy cakes slathered in fuckin' fondant, cream puffs fit for a cunt, and stacks of all sorts of other frou-frou things that instantly revolted Izzy.”
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    *Updated with Chapter 2* on Sep 24, 2022

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,088
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1539

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