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    The entire crew was either extremely scared of the former Kraken (Lucius, Frenchie, and Fang) or murderous and on the verge of slicing his throat whenever they were alone with him (Jim, Archie, Pete, Ivan). The rest of the crew (Oluwande, Wee John, Roach) was more impartial, but didn’t hide their disdain for Edward in any way.
    "Edward and I are hoping that by spending time one-on-one, the crew get to have a personal apology and see that Edward can be the man the two of us know he can be."

    Or: the three most powerful men on the Revenge all had their individual mission: Edward wants the crew to forgive him for what he had done to them; Bonnet keeps pestering Izzy to teach him how to be a fucking pirate, and Izzy is here, struggling to teach the crew how to survive. Because in a a bit over a week, they’re going to reach their next port. And Izzy wants to fucking leave.

    (This fic takes off at during the events of s2ep5 and takes it from there. Up until this point, canon exists (except for Ivan’s death – he’s alive and kicking in this one!), but let’s see if the upcoming events are going to happen in this story.)

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    Ed decides he and Stede should start fucking Izzy.

    Izzy, who's always held a torch for Edward, has his boundaries pushed and hopes dashed.

    Wee John notices a negative pattern with Izzy between Izzy and the captains, but also Izzy and the crew, when it doesn't resolve itself and Izzy seems to be getting worse, Wee John steps in to help how he can.

    The crew are cunts in this. If you like the crew--this is so not the story for you--you will not like any of them but Wee John. There's LOTS of sex scenes in this. Izzy enjoys none of them.

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    The year is 1717, cell phones exist, and the attack on the Republic of Pirates has failed.

    Friend and foe alike banded together to beat back the English navy, earning themselves another day of freedom. But now, as the Republic finds itself in a unique position between the English and the Spanish, choices must be made about which direction they want to go. Stede Bonnet, somehow, finds himself at the center of an upwelling of hope, and the desire for change that has being brewing in the Republic of Pirates.

    Meanwhile, all is not well aboard the Revenge. In the aftermath of the murder attempt against Edward, no one knows how to even begin to unfuck the dynamics that have entrenched themselves. All the while, a figure from Lucius' past has reappeared, but what he's after is anyone's guess.

    The crew of the Revenge must grapple with the things they have done if they are ever going to find a way forward.

    A socmed action romantic comedy about the choices a community must make, and the mess of trying to make things right.

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    This fic spans the time in between Season 1 and Season 2, largely focusing on how Izzy lost the rest of his toes for the first few chapters and then going into how Izzy responds to Stede coming back and Edward being alive and all that. Should be a fun trip.

    Steddy Hands endgame, but pretty heavy on the Stizzy for a while.

    I'm hoping to update once a week, but I don't have a good track record with update schedules.

    Title from "The Moon Will Sing" by the Crane Wives.

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    Thirty fucking years of loyalty and dedication is enough to pull anyone out of the gravy basket... isn't it? Ed is no longer sure. He writes to Stede, hoping to convince him. Hoping to convince himself.


    Finished. Updates daily. Tags will change to avoid spoilers.

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    “Are you asking, Mr. Hands, if you can leave us for a month or two to sail up north?” Stede clarifies.

    “Ah, you have no idea, Bonnet,” Izzy says. “Since I was a lad, there’s nothin’ I’ve wanted more than to get out there with those—those—” Izzy makes pinching gestures at the horizon, so utterly enraptured with the thought of whales that he’s apparently forgotten the name of them.

    It is, Stede hates to admit, unbelievably endearing.

    “Of course you may go, Izzy,” Stede says.

    “What?” Ed blurts out. “Wait. Didn’t we just talk about this?”

    (Izzy is desperate to go a-whaling. Stede is desperate for him and Ed to distance themselves from their rancid codependency. Ed wants his matelot's forgiveness and his boyfriend's devotion, but first and foremost he wants to maim a fucking whaler.)

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    After Ed has moved out, Izzy is having a rough time of it, but this changes one night when Stede accidentally runs into Izzy outside a community kitchen.

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    Before he knew what he was doing, Stede entered his card information and clicked Subscribe.

    The page refreshed, and the same video was waiting for him but with an unlocked lock in the corner.

    After discovering a certain OnlyFans page, Stede's monotonous life takes a turn.

    Updates weekly.

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    Agape: In Scripture, the transcendent agape love is the highest form of love and is contrasted with eros, or erotic love, and philia, or brotherly love.

    Stede has been in a romantic relationship with Ed for six months, and he's happier than he's ever been in his whole life. Now everyone seems to be expecting the relationship to become sexual.

    But there's no way Ed would want that from Stede, right?

    A.k.a: what doesn't kill you makes you real weird in bed later in life

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    When the Pirate Republic went up in flames, Ed was gripped by fear. Amid the chaos, people screamed and fled in all directions. As Ed located the crew, a chilling realization set in—Stede was nowhere to be found. They would soon discover that Stede had been kidnapped by Prince Ricky, who had gone mad after his encounter with Spanish Jackie. The question loomed: could the crew rescue their Captain in time, and what fate awaited Stede?

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    Different take on aftermath of Episode 7. I wrote it before episode 8 so anything from that episode won't happen here.

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    After a raid goes wrong, Ed, Stede, and Izzy are forced to reconsider what they mean to each other.

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    It's been ten years since eighteen-year-old Izzy fell in with Benjamin Hornigold. It's been seven years since Ben brought home Edward. It's been five years since Edward got out.

    It's been two weeks since Izzy realized he was pregnant. One night, he finally works up the courage to run. He just hopes he has something to run to.

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    "No," Ed agrees. "I loved you, too. Don't know if you knew that. I loved you, so I tore you apart and fed you bits of yourself. What's eating you, Iz?"

    Izzy understands, finally. "I am."

    But you fed me, he wants to say. You fed that starving thing, my heart. Fed my affliction. My affection. So when you fed me myself, I thanked you.

    "That's right. And aren't you hungry, Izzy? Doesn't it hurt?"

    "Ouroboros," Izzy says.

    "Yeah. Stop chasing your tail, Iz."

    "You don't need me."

    "No. Could live without you. Wouldn't like it, but I could."

    "I thought you were supposed to be convincing me to live." He's suddenly, violently, angry. "Doing a fucking shit job, Eddie. Did you come to rub my nose in it? Is that what this is?"

    "You're missing the point, Izzy. I'm not the point."

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    Stede, Ed, and Izzy accept an invitation to dine with Captain Vane and his quartermaster. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Edward Teach doesn't have an anger problem. At least, he doesn't think he has an anger problem until a road rage incident ends in a car wreck that takes Izzy's leg. When Izzy takes his life, Edward reaches rock bottom.

    Six years later, and Edward is getting better. He is in love with Stede Bonnet and going to therapy when his therapist recommends a group for people with anger problems. At least, Edward thinks he is getting better.

    Meanwhile, Stede decides the supportive thing to do is be there for Ed, even if it means volunteering at the soup kitchen run by Roach that just so happens to be held at the same time as Ed's meetings. As Ed tries to heal, Stede finds himself struggling to save the homeless people that come to the kitchen - especially one dark man with a missing leg.

    (Tags will change as the story unfolds, I promise)

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    Stede Bonnet wakes up in the little cottage he and Ed share—except Ed's not there. Izzy is. Stede is somehow stuck in a world where Ed died and Izzy lived. As he struggles to get back to his real life, it becomes clear that things on the island are very different from what he first assumed....

    Updates every Friday.

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    Edward Teach is on a mission to convince Stede and Izzy to “get along” by any means necessary.
    But when he finally succeeds, the ease with which the two men fall into each other leaves more questions than answers.

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    Izzy hands gets shot. The crew gets MAD. And the status of the world changed for both pirates and the English

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    He could leave at any time. He could. It was all within his power. He was strong enough. He could walk away, make it all stop. He was in control of that, always had been, always will be.
    That was the mantra Izzy kept repeating to himself as he parked up his car in the street behind the bar. Turning off the engine, he let his hands rest on the steering wheel for a moment, taking slow, deep breaths. No one would know. He just needed to act normal. He’d been doing that for months now, no one had said a word.

    Izzy tries to break free of his abusive relationship with CJ, going to the only people in the world he knows he can trust - his ex-husband Edward Teach and his new boyfriend, Stede Bonnet.

     

    Inspired by the song 'Happier Than Ever' by Billie Eilish. Please mind the tags, abusive relationship, descriptions of violence and injury. But then lovely care and cuddles after.

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    These are short stories from my Twitter and one-shots I need to stop rattling around in my head.

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