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    Stede and Ed patch things up, but that still leaves the unresolved matter of Izzy...

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    Alpha Ed sends beta Izzy away before he can challenge Stede to the duel and tells him he thinks Izzy would be happier on another ship, though they both know that's a lie. Ed expects Izzy to just go back to the Queen Anne. He's shocked (and furious) when word comes that Izzy is sailing with an old rival instead. When Ed hears where thier ship is docked he goes, intent on confronting Izzy for the betrayal.

    He doesn't expect to find the Alpha Captain dragging along a (now) Omega Izzy, broken and bonded.

    Izzy had been bitched to hurt him. The world tilts and all he can feel is rage and guilt.

    Blackhand heavy steddyhands

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    Upset by the loss of their navy hostages, Stede and crew take Izzy Hands hostage instead. They plan to ransom him back to his captain: funny, he didn’t mention his captain was Blackbeard…

    A post-S1E2 canon-divergent AU in which Stede takes Izzy hostage, and they get to know each other before Ed is in the picture. And then Ed is in the picture, and all hell breaks loose.

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    Izzy Hands takes a wrong turn in Tortuga and encounters a mysterious figure who asks him his greatest desires and claims they can be granted.

    It turns out to be true, but not in the way Izzy expected. He finds himself in the body of Stede Bonnet, aboard the Revenge, with all of Edward's affection and devotion.

    But is the whole thing reality, or simply an illusion? And how does he return to himself? Or does he even want to?

    Stede Bonnet may be a ponce, but there are benefits to being the Gentleman Pirate.

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    If this fic gets a good response, it will update regularly.

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    Izzy wants to be co-co-captain and will eat cake from Stede Bonnet’s hands if he has to.

    “Bounties of buttery bitch cookies, fluffy cakes slathered in fuckin' fondant, cream puffs fit for a cunt, and stacks of all sorts of other frou-frou things that instantly revolted Izzy.”
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    *Updated with Chapter 2* on Sep 24, 2022

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    This fic is the slowest of slow burns. It was intentionally written to build gradually as a cohesive narrative that expands over time because you can't get a good emotional release without FOREPLAY.

    What if Ed didn't go full 'Evil-Ed' post Stede? How would Izzy react to an Ed that still wasn't quite right even though Bonnet was gone?

    What would it be like if they thought Stede Bonnet was fucking dead, but then he wasn't?

    Themes include: grief, loss, guilt, forgiveness, hurting people you love, healing, backsliding, the effects of childhood trauma, consent, power dynamics.

    There will be no themes of sexual assault/violence in excess of the show.

    I'm not over tagging this jawn because I don't want to spoil the whole story ahead of time. Where's the fun if you know half of what you can expect from the tags alone. Don't you just want to let a story unfold, friend?

    Fuck counter: 460 fucks (I mean the word. They haven't fucked 460 times. That would be ludicrous)

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    All my fills for the OFMD pussy bingo. I'm trying to do 4 every day to lead up to kinktober. All prompts are listed in chapter 1 in chapter order, connected prompts have a > before them, only three are rape/non-con.

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    After a bad fall rids him of years of his memory, Izzy grapples with emotions past and present. At the same time, the fall urges Stede and Ed to come to terms with feelings of their own.

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    “Guess I didn’t feed you well enough the other day,” Ed said. He sounded breathless, even to his own ears. “Thought you hated werewolf blood.”

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    Our favourite family of gay pirates celebrate their first christmas with the twins.
    Naturally, chaos ( and ridiculous amounts of fluff ) ensue.

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    Mystery. Infidelity. Crime. Skeletons in the closet. And two men who find a connection that threatens to burn them all down.

    Edward Teach's mother Annie used to rule the seaside town of Dos Corazones. That is, until the elite of the town decided she had too much power and started tearing her down piece by piece.

    Some years later, Stede Bonnet arrives in town, at the start of a mid-life crisis. He purchases the Revenge, intending on turning into a tour boat. He's unaware of the ship's history, or its connection to Annie Teach.

    And he never thought he'd fall head over heels for a bar owner with a deep connection to the town - while both of them are married.

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    Two very different teenage boys meet on the Bristol harbor. One dreams of glory on the high seas, the other just wants to go back to bed. One struggles with following God's will for his life and staying in His good graces, the other is pretty sure God’s a rotten bastard. One is fated to be first mate to the most feared pirate in history, the other is Blackbeard. They seem to get along despite their differences but as secrets are shared, feelings are hurt, and the years sail by, will their demons get along too?

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    What it says on the tin.

    A collection of short fics inspired by OFMD Pussy Bingo 2022 in various combinations of Stede/Ed/Izzy/Jack in various situations.

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    It was all Bonnet’s fault, because he was the one who took up all of Edward’s free time now. He never had reason to parade a class past Izzy’s room anymore but it was Bonnet’s class with which his room had Reading Buddies. Bonnet’s classroom he poked his head into and made his class chorus “Hi, Mr. Bonnet!” Bonnet’s fucking car he rode home in at the end of the day, Bonnet’s fucking lunches in Bonnet’s fucking Tupperwares, Bonnet’s fucking airy little beach cover-up of a jacket on his shoulders-
    Bonnet’s face smiling politely at Izzy from across the table. Izzy spared him a momentary glance up from his salad and glared back at him.

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    Israel Hands learns a few things about handling Blackbeard's pipe

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    Alma runs away from home, away from an arranged marriage. She's trying to find her father, but after a bit of a miscommunication ends up reuniting an estranged family, and maybe finding a new family of her own.

    Izzy struggles after being banished to the QAR post Kraken/Ed and Stede's reuniting. He's trying to keep it together, but he's definitely not thriving.

    Speaking of struggling to keep it together, our boy Ed is also not doing so hot.

    Alternates between Alma POV and Izzy POV and now Ed POV. Who knows, maybe we'll add more POVs! Stay tuned. We did it. We added a Stede POV.

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    In a world where Izzy never challenged Stede to a duel, the crew of The Revenge have spent the last couple of months sailing the Caribbean in a state of almost contentment. Sure, there’s a shipload of feelings unacknowledged, but that’s just fine, right?

    Trouble begins when a routine visit to Spanish Jackie’s brings to light Ed’s matelotage to Anne Bonny, her desire to rekindle that old flame… and the fact that she’s not taking no for an answer. Stede, well-meaning and just a little bit stupid, tries to fix things with a lie: Ed is married to him now.

    Oh, and they’re both dating Izzy.

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    What if Ed realized the pain he was experiencing in ep10 was of a kind with what Izzy had felt about him for so long? What if Izzy never threatened "Edward" and he never became The Kraken? What if the crew of the Revenge helped a pair of idiots out of their toxic patterns and they found happiness? And then Stede arrived...

    Or: Blackhands/Steddyhands for Blackhands haters.

    Or: The slowest fucking burn of your life

    See fic notes for more details.

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    Almost every morning, Izzy Hands wakes up alone, with one or more of his holes full of his Captains come.

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    If pressed, Izzy Hands would have to say that waking up is his favourite part of the day. Of course, no one would press him about his favourite time of day, especially not Blackbeard, his Captain, who barely looked at him these days, other than to bark orders at him. Bonnet was too up both Blackbeard's and his own ass to really care about others opinions, and certainly didn't investigate further than needed.

    Alone in his cabin, he gets to stretch out on the tiny bed and run a hand down his body. More often than not, he finds himself leaking cum out of one or both of his holes, his captains having made use of his body at night. He basks in the way he's stretched out, stuffed full. Some days its more pain than pleasure, whoever fucked him having taken no extra time in preparing him to be fucked. Maybe Edward simply slid home into his sleeping body, meeting no resistance beyond a slight chafe.

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    Edward and Izzy met a while ago when Izzy's kid was very young. They live together now and they meet Stede Bonnet at a soccer practice.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
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    79
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    8
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    929

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