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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    After this, it seems like the notes won’t stop coming. Without fail, at least once a day, he gets a reminder that someone is thinking of him.

    Sometimes they appear first thing in the morning when he gets into work, accompanied by a pastry or a coffee. More often than not, they appear after lunch with a ginger ale or a banana. Every time though, they’re accompanied by some ridiculous and overtly flirtatious lines.

    You look stunning today

    Your smile takes my breath away

    This sweater looks so good on you

    or - shane hollander has a secret admirer

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    09 Jul 2026

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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    14 Jun 2026