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    Ollie’s your average college student: not enough sleep, too much debt, and her only skills are not completely fucking things up and a mediocre amount of luck. So when her luck runs out and she ends up dead from a set of stairs- she doesn’t expect anything else from her mediocre, boring-ass life.

    Imagine to her surprise, when she wakes up in an unfamiliar bed with horns, in an apartment in Crossroads. How’s an bland, overweight person like her going to survive in the world of Phighting?!

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    12/21
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    70
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    Bam: I think I'm homophobic
    Wangnan:: ?????????

    Or: Bam is worried. Khun is confused. Unforunately, they decide to make it everyone else's problem.

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    Chapters:
    105/?
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    Shepherd's life seemed built on the basis of second chances. Life had gifted him a cruel hand that The Fiend had sought to rectify. Most street Urchins never made it past their youths, especially Tiefling orphans such as himself, and yet, his patron had seen his potential; gifting him power over his own fate in exchange for a soul that never meant much to Faerûn anyways. It was a second chance that granted him the life he now knew. A second chance, that gifted him and his companions' their freedoms from the Nautiloid ship.

    Who was he, to deny Ketheric Thorm the same?

     

    Or,
    Convincing Ketheric Thorm to surrender goes a little bit differently.

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    Rin will be eliminated unless he... Socialises!? How does Rin Itoshi make friends in blue lock?

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    1/1
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    shinonome akito has been staying up later than usual, enough to scare his sister, ena, into thinking bad things. What could akito shinonome possibly be doing? He’s…

    on a certain white and red fanwork website?

    shinonome akito writes the dirty laundry (voltron reference) of his time, little does he know his good friend and homosexual partner in crime, aoyagi touya is quite a fan of this certain work by a kenfan07 online! what lengths will our protagonist go through to keep the secret from his love!

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    71
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    4
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    Itsuki: But what are we gonna do if something is wrong?

     

    Ren: Figure it out as we go along, I guess?

     

    Itsuki: Y’know, as much as I hate that answer, that’s really the only choice we’ve got at the moment, huh? =.=’

     

    Ren: Welcome to my persona-l hell.

    --

    A morally ambiguous 'AI' traps a phantom thief, a graffiti artist, a soft boy, and an emo into a chat app and forces them to interact.

    This is the result.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
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    Ena wakes up to find that all the food in the fridge has been replaced with… carrots?!

    Soon, she finds that it’s not just her fridge. All food, everywhere, became carrots. It’s a carrotpocalypse, one that everyone is easily able to survive… except herself and two others.

    It’s the three of them against the world. They mustn’t give in. They have to survive.

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    9/12
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    Kisame might be from Mizu no Kuni, but not all water is the same.

    (Some things cannot be drunk without risk.)

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    “Mr. Diaz? I’m with Child Protective Services,”

    “What?”

    “Child Protective Services,” She reiterates, hands him her card. She checks her notes again for the child’s name, “Is Christopher in the home currently?”

    “What?”

    Okay… so this one’s going to take a minute.

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    As if things couldn’t get weirder, Sunny’s life continues to have a life of crime and a regular life clashing often. And in the Payday Gang, you have to be careful.

     

    You never know what will happen next.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    30
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    8
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    1,333
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    After Ellie got in trouble (read here: arrested) last summer, Joel’s not too keen on letting her sit around the house all day this year. But he’s got work - so what else is there to do except send her to summer camp?

    Abby is a returning guest of Camp Jackson, but things are a little different this time around after recent events have rocked her friend group. She just hopes things don’t get worse while they’re there.

    It’s Lev’s first year back at Camp Jackson after coming out - and he’s really not looking forward to finding out how his teammates will receive the news. At least his sister is there to defend him, but how is he meant to participate when it seems like his own team is against him?

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    Sammy:
    > welcome brethren
    > new group chat
    > here are the rules

    tina:
    > oh boy

    Sammy:
    > only speak when spoken to
    > no breaking the fourth wall
    > candles by hey monday has been officially banned
    > nobody talk about our old members or ill burst into tears
    > on wednesdays we wear pink

    (a msbifp sequel)

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    Chapters:
    84/124
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    39
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    It was a normal breakfast at the Eckhart duchy. That is, until some dude in glasses showed up with a crying bastard, dragging a random woman by the hair and claiming to be Penelope's sibling, and that Penelope wasn't even Penelope but, she somehow still was.

    Or... Cha Siyeon/Penelope Eckhart has to deal with her siblings, all of her siblings, at once.

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    “Megatron is here,” Optimus announced. Heads flew his way as the leader stared at the sky above them. Optimus was wise beyond his years, but he was no time traveler.

    There was a beat of silence as the small team of Autobots stood in shock, fear, and confusion. They had just defeated Unicron mere earth years ago, Megatron returning felt like a slap to the face.

    Or

    It's 1997 in New York City and the Autobots are thrown a curveball when Megatron arrives on Earth with a special gift for the Prime.

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    3
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    James is unable to date Lily until her insufferable friend Severus starts dating. Unable to think of anyone willing to date the git he convinces his best mate Sirius to ask him out.

    Surely nothing could possibly go wrong with this foolproof plan...right?

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    Midoriya Izuku has a weird quirk, one that allows him to see patterns in everything, but especially in how other people use their own quirks. After encountering the number one hero and inheriting his amalgam of a quirk, Izuku's quirk evolves beyond recognition (and common sense).

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    15/?
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    Vox has been doing his research and it’s time to put it to good use.

    His plan was simple. Well sort of.

    Get Alastor to fall in love with him. Break his heart. Revenge ensues.

    Why else would he spend seven years learning the courtship and mating rituals of deer? It's not like Vox still has feelings for Alastor.

    What could go wrong?

    OR

    The one where Vox tries to use Alastor’s weird deer instincts to date him.

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    1/1
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    6
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    “Perhaps there is hope for the corrupt after all. Arceus had been generous enough to make the corrupted sinners a deal. They’d better stick to it.”

    Suddenly, as each of the villains has destroyed their individual timelines, Arceus gives them each a mysterious brooch infused with the power of their respective legendaries. Now, each villain must transform in order to restore the balance of good and evil that they once broke. It's not easy to form real friendships, especially when those bonds are between six homicidal criminals. However, soon they discover that not all that glitters is gold, as possessing true power has serious consequences, and have to work together to save themselves. It is up to Sakaki alone to return each member of "Team Rainbow Rocket" back home to their respective universe…

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    11
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    26
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    2
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    Maxwell Howler was a loser in every conceivable way. He was a man nearing his 30’s who worked a night job as a gas station clerk. The man had no family left to speak about, no friends, no one to come home to at the end of the day—not even a pet cat, a dog, or even a disgusting trimming. His life was one filled with loneliness, self-hatred, boredom, and a lot of instant ramen. That was until he met the creature he dubbed, “Kyle”. The creature that should have been the one to end his life, became the opposite. Instead of the bringer of death and destruction, it had become a beacon of life and hope.

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    Yeah, I knocked up Clark. Well, actually Lois did. Give it a chance!

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    60
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    82
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    11
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