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Liminal Spaces by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Jun 2019
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“Clint,” Steve says, and it’s that same no-bullshit, do-or-die, I really, really mean it voice he used to trot out in the last few innings of close games in high school. “Bucky’s not gonna fly. He’s not going to drive himself. He can’t— I need you to drive him here.”
“Oh, fuck you,” Clint says, and hangs up.
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- English
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- 1/1
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10 Jul 2026
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Just a Little Bit True by Lissadiane
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Aug 2018
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Clint is awesome at cheerleading, acrobatics, throwing girls in the air and catching them again, making Natasha laugh against her will, being a wingman to Natasha as she continues playing the long game with Sam Wilson, and somehow managing to get to school in time for 5 AM practices (with the aid of so, so much coffee).
Clint is less good at flirting with Bucky Barnes, his long-time high school crush but, damn it, he's trying his best.
In which Clint Barton is a walking human disaster, a fucking amazing cheerleader, and hopelessly infatuated with Quarterback Steve Roger's broody best friend.
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- English
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- 13,879
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 131
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- 3,435
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- 635
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- 25,026
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10 Jul 2026
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Make This Place Your Home by aven_garde for Deacog
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
25 Dec 2014
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Peter's lived his life in and out of foster homes. Now, he may have finally found a home with the most unlikely family ever formed.
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- 20,094
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 3
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- 103
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- 4,692
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09 Jul 2026
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Just Keep Trying 'til You Run Out of Cake by K_R_Closson
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 May 2016
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Clint Barton sometimes has a name on his wrist. Sometimes he has a couple letters. Sometimes he doesn't have anything at all. By the time he's an adult and working for SHIELD, he figures his soulmate is a ghost. Figures he's never going to meet whoever it is.
He's got it half right.
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- English
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- 11,610
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- 1/1
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09 Jul 2026
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Albuquerque beat cop Mike Ehrmantraut can't quite bring himself to arrest Jesse Pinkman for a failed attempt at solicitation. Instead, he takes him to Waffle House, lets him sleep on his couch, and helps him look for legitimate employment. Little does he know that the kid could turn out to be the key in the Heisenberg case, provided they can come to trust one another.
(A parallel universe exploring how some of the events of season 2 might have played out if a law-abiding adult had taken interest in Jesse's well-being.)
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- English
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- 20,362
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- 10/10
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05 Jul 2026
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Mike babysits Walter and Jesse. Jesse is a lot easier.
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05 Jul 2026
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Mother Hen by The_Bulletproof_Heart
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
18 Oct 2021
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Four times Soundwave carried Starscream out of danger and one time Starscream returned the favor.
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- Part 4 of Soundscream Week 2021
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28 Jun 2026
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The Sum of Its Parts by Owlix
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
30 Mar 2014
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Prowl deals with the unforeseen complications of having joined with a larger gestalt mind.
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26 Jun 2026
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For a young sparkling, a creator eating the last of your favorite treat is an offense on par with the greatest crime. So, naturally, Red Alert dials the Enforcers to come arrest his daddy in response. The Enforcer they get turns out to be just what they both needed.
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26 Jun 2026
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Things Fallen And Reclaimed by MlleMusketeer
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
08 Apr 2021
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“I’m not sure I can trust you,” said Ultra Magnus, relishing the way Optimus’s faceplate flushed with humiliation. “You’ll have a guard for those two weeks, and you will stay here, in Fortress Maximus, to ensure you don’t try anything creative.” He stepped closer, hating the way Optimus held his ground. “By the way, Optimus—you will succeed in charming Megatron. He was entirely correct when he said the Decepticons have the Allspark. This treaty must succeed.” He leaned forward. “Or I will know exactly at whose stabilizers the blame lies.”
Optimus finds himself betrothed to Megatron, and Megatron a surprisingly courteous suitor. But the Decepticons are afraid of something, a looming threat on the edge of known space...
...and Decepticon machinations may be the least of Optimus's worries.
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- 13/13
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25 Jun 2026
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face of my lover (your lover on mine) by otooga (olooga)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime
16 Dec 2024
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Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.
“If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”
“A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”
Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.
“Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.- Language:
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25 Jun 2026
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Soundwave didn't mean to turn off Starscream's contraceptive protocols.
(That's a lie, he totally did).OR
Megatron: Who sparked my lieutenant!?!
Soundwave: Whose ex just destroyed our last hope of revving Cybertron?
Megatron: …
Megatron: Okay.Bookmarked by distraught_roach
24 Jun 2026
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“Thank You For Listening, Soundwave” by ckret2
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
14 Jul 2020
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If he’d stopped to think about it beforehand, Soundwave would have expected that the hardest part of starting a mutinous conspiracy would be convincing himself that he wanted to help Starscream to overthrow Megatron. Certainly, convincing himself had been the slowest part. Convincing Shockwave had been much faster.
But no—it turned out that the trickiest bit was convincing Starscream that he wanted to overthrow Megatron.
After everything Starscream had been through, perhaps that wasn't surprising.
(Each chapter is standalone; ongoing continuity but no pre-planned plot arc/ending.)
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24 Jun 2026
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Messy Reboot by Plessapthorn
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
21 Jun 2026
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Starscream gets bonked on the helm off camera during a mission and forgets that he’s with the Autobots for a hot second. Knock Out and Bulkhead try to help.
Inspired by a fic where after the events of the TFP final, Starscream gets blinded and taken in by the Autobots.
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23 Jun 2026
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Forget-me-not: a small flower, with four petals, which are normally found in shades of blue with a pink or white centre. These are traditional flowers of intent in the Shire, used to express true love, and remembrance.
In which Bilbo plans to leave Erebor, and Thorin tries to understand why.
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15 May 2026
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Splitting Hairs by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Jun 2018
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Bilbo misinterprets some court gossip.
He cuts his hair.
Chaos ensues.- Language:
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- 5/5
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- 270
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15 May 2026
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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- 1/1
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- 16
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- 475
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09 May 2026
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The room was quiet, apart from the breaths of the two men cramped together into the too small bed. A small solace, hidden between the walls and the rough texture of the uniform. A ragged breath, held desperate as he buried his face into the ranger’s neck. The arms around him tightened ever so slightly and he felt like he was suffocating.
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18 Apr 2026
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An Ode to Broken Things by Wizards_Pupil
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Apr 2014
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“Thorin, I have a weak heart. It has trouble pumping enough blood through my body. That’s why I’m always so low on energy. And…” Bilbo swallowed, forcibly keeping his eyes on the flickering flames. Thorin wasn’t moving by his side. “And it’s failing. There are healers in Greenwood who have gifts for mending hearts, but there isn’t much chance it will work. I haven’t been very responsive to any other methods, and… Well… I don’t have very long.” Bilbo dropped his eyes to his hands. He’d ripped the four-leaf clover Bofur had given him. It seemed horribly symbolic of his life.
Headed to Greenwood to see the healer Thranduil, Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey hitch a ride with thirteen dwarves headed to Erebor.
Bilbo had hoped it would be like the adventures he read. That there would be orcs, sword fights, torture, revenge, trolls, chases, or escapes.
He had never expected miracles or true love.
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- Part 1 of Ode Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,103
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 532
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- 4,677
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- 1,113
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08 Apr 2026
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Deathless by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
04 Nov 2014
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They called him Durin the Deathless because he was reborn time and time again into his own line. Some said it was because he was too powerful to be kept back by death. Others believed that he came back to lead his people in their time of need. But the truth was really not so complicated.
- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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- 8
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- 111
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- 4,687
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07 Apr 2026