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    Taking a visit to Scaramouche’s apartment, it’ll be a romantic evening just between the two. Maybe even more?

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    Her life is falling apart at the seams, her ex-chemistry teacher seems hellbent on getting her killed and making it look like an accident, and her sort-of-not-really boyfriend just got a new girlfriend. Natalie Claxton really misses that bathtub.

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    Jess comes out as trans, and it goes over a lot worse than she anticipated- at least when it comes to Walter White.

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    I don’t know why I made this. It’s sort of like a bunch of one shots but they’re really badly ordered. :)

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    There may be some ‘gross stuff’ but nothing too explicit. I had this idea for everyone to uncover this ‘secret’ Jimmy wanted to hide.

    It might take long to update but I do write a lot :) I just took time with uploading this lol ’’:D

    Also did this fic if this is your first time reading my stuff lol: “somewhere in this office “ https://archiveofourown.org/works/40765074

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    Walter White was ruthless, Saul Goodman knew that, but he didn't think he was in this destructive man's path...

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    Prompts - Gun to the Temple, "Say Goodbye", Impaled
    (I WAS GOING TO DO DAY 1 AND 2 BUT I GOT SICK AND WASN'T ABLE TO SOB)

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    A series of stupid oneshots involving different characters doing things ranging from silly, to possible crimes against humanity, society, nature, and science plus they all exists simultaneously

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    She met Jesse in her chemistry class junior year. She also met Mr. White. In light of recent events, it seems to her that nobody left that experience unscathed.

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    Bro their is piss everywhere fucking help me
    Jesus Christ please send help
    I am in desperate need of a macaron
    I'm gonna hate myself for this abomination tomorrow but it's way to fucking funny so it stays
    I have no fucking clue what the tags are a friend picked them
    Just going over the characters list and I have no clue what any of them are
    But fuck it

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    “Grand Slam? Hot shower? A bed…?”
    “Separate rooms.” you correct yourself.

    There is a beat, and your face feels hot. Now you want out of here even more- somehow.

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    Jesse Pinkman comes out as transgender to his bestie Walter White who is an asshole and then Jesse does what any boy boss would've done and contemplates his life.

    I wrote this as a joke and I'm just a silly little demiboy who likes trans male rep don't dox me please 🥺

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    Jimmy waits for his bar exam results. Things don't go as planned.

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    Walter white creates time travel through the power of meth, him and Jesse find themselves in 1717 onboard The revenge. Stede and Ed try meth, Stede becomes a stoner and a roadman (that’s bare ting Peng innit bruv) it’s a crack fic!
    Mentions of linkin park/ Jay Z collision course album as well as Limp Bizkit

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    Walt and Jesse's sexual relationship through the seasons.

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    For a moment, Walt wonders if he should just lash out right now. Hank can't hurt him here... but who'd believe his stories right? Goody-two shoes DEA agent has actually manipulated and then threatened his in-law to cook meth for him? Ya right. But... he could still stand up for himself he realized. Hank can't hurt him here... Walter poured his son a glass of tequila.

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    A snippet from an AU in which the tape given to Hank and Marie in s05e11 Confessions was actually accurate
    (All dialogue is taken from s02e10; Over, I just wrote some inner thoughts Walt was having about this situation from the perspective of this AU... a lot of inner thoughts it's mostly that lmao)

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    In a peculiar turn of events, Jesse Pinkman thought of another way to get rid of the 5 million in blood money he had lying around in his apartment. He decided to take it to someone who could make better use of it than he could, a certain YouTuber whose game was giving and intent was mysterious...

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    Or in which Jesse Pinkman joins the MrBeast crew. Might do a part 2, maybe not, depends on reception and how I feel.

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    Jesse finally reveals a big secret to his partner in crime, who doesnt take it like he hoped, will Walter learn to accept Jesse's Transition?

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    He grabs you by the jaw, lifts you up further, and here you are, sucking it all in, handing him the power that he already knows he holds, and beneath his eyes, you can read. you can make out the subtle existence of a single question, one that doesn’t need to be spoken, one that you feel down in your core, that shakes you, leaves your blood running cold, goosebumps on your skin, a silent prayer. 

    Do you fear me?

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    walter poisons brock.

    jesse doesn't know what else to do.

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