distraught_roach
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Pavel is a proud Red soldier, a tribute to his Commander's good teachings, an excellent infiltrator, loyal to a fault, and a ruthless asset. But above all else he is a hopeless, pathetic romantic.
Artyom was given the title of Savior for an act he would do anything to take back, he is risen up on a pedestal for something that is unthinkable. He just likes having someone to listen to, someone who can be his escape.
And Melnik is just really, really tired.
(Collection of various small writings I do, usually only 1-3 scenes, all are vaguely connected through my own headcanons and canon-divergent AU but won't necessarily be in any chronological order. Some may be reused in or spawn larger fics but will remain here to look back on. Most tend to focus on Pavel b/c he is my fucked up wife <3)
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Please Don't Find Me [I'm Not Okay] by distraught_roach for RadioSilencer
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Dec 2022
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Tommy does not breathe and he does not laugh and he does not swear. Tommy is not the harsh cry of a fledgling eagle soaring over the brisk mountain tops. Tommy is not the wind teasing the tall aspen, Tommy is not the babbling brook in the morning sun. Tommy is not life itself and he is not nothing at once.
Or at least, not anymore.
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Technoblade never planned to become a warrior. Techno never planned to develop the voices. Techno never planned to pick up a sword and never put it down. But as the years went on he got used to it and he found out three things about himself. 1) Techno never planned to settle down, to make himself vulnerable . 2) He never planned to find a squealer in the nether, all alone. 3) life is never planned, and sometimes its all you can do to make the most of it.
or: technoblade adopts a baby piglin!tommy bc we said so <3
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- Part 1 of 2022 mcyt fic fight- team mushroom
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Make This Place Your Home by aven_garde for Deacog
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
25 Dec 2014
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Peter's lived his life in and out of foster homes. Now, he may have finally found a home with the most unlikely family ever formed.
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09 Jul 2026
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Just Keep Trying 'til You Run Out of Cake by K_R_Closson
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 May 2016
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Clint Barton sometimes has a name on his wrist. Sometimes he has a couple letters. Sometimes he doesn't have anything at all. By the time he's an adult and working for SHIELD, he figures his soulmate is a ghost. Figures he's never going to meet whoever it is.
He's got it half right.
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09 Jul 2026
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Albuquerque beat cop Mike Ehrmantraut can't quite bring himself to arrest Jesse Pinkman for a failed attempt at solicitation. Instead, he takes him to Waffle House, lets him sleep on his couch, and helps him look for legitimate employment. Little does he know that the kid could turn out to be the key in the Heisenberg case, provided they can come to trust one another.
(A parallel universe exploring how some of the events of season 2 might have played out if a law-abiding adult had taken interest in Jesse's well-being.)
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05 Jul 2026
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Mike babysits Walter and Jesse. Jesse is a lot easier.
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05 Jul 2026
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Mother Hen by The_Bulletproof_Heart
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
18 Oct 2021
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Four times Soundwave carried Starscream out of danger and one time Starscream returned the favor.
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- Part 4 of Soundscream Week 2021
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28 Jun 2026