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“Just don't fuck him,” Husk said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Huskie. Kitty Cat. That is not the problem.” Angel flipped over, gripping his hair in his hands. “I don't want to just fuck him, I want to rock his world and make him breakfast in bed. I want to bring him flowers. I want him to smile at me every goddamn day.”
Husk's jaw dropped.
Angel is pretty good at reading people. Which makes it really unfortunate that he can tell that Lucifer has Hell's biggest crush on him.
Especially when the feeling is mutual.
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It's 1955, and Vincent Whittman and Alastor Boudreaux are living together in murderous bliss. Life couldn't be better, until Alastor proposes a little hunting game and Vincent decides to summon a succubus to give him a little edge on the competition. Too bad he used the wrong spell.
Lucifer just needs to successfully pretend to be a succubus for a month. Too bad he's not very good at lying.
(In which AppleMedia cohabit, scheme, manipulate, and generally fuck up while falling in love.)
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In the aftermath of Vox's failed coup, Lucifer has cooped himself up in his room as his seraphim instincts react to the threat. Unfortunately for Alastor, poking his nose where it doesn't belong has unexpected consequences.
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Hell's Greatest Bachelor by pumpkabae for MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2026
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For MothballMilkshake's 500 Followers DTIYS/WTIYS!
Marrying Alastor to Lilith was not on Lucifer's list of things to do today. Making himself Hell's most eligible bachelor wasn't either.
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It's been one year since Lucifer gave the throne of Hell to Alastor, trapping him in its restraints.
Alastor is pissed.
(A Swan Princess Retelling, Because I Swear It's Going To Be Fun.)
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Seroroki Week by pumpkabae
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Dec 2018
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Finding Heaven in Hell by Eranikus
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
11 Jun 2026
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A post season 2 RadioApple story. Headcanons inside, reader be aware.
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Bookmarked by pumpkabae
13 May 2026
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Alastor's got a routine. A ritual, if you will. The ritual is both enjoyable and necessary—some might say he relies on it for a modicum of peace and joy in his mostly excruciatingly boring existence. One must find a way to keep entertained in the face of eternity, after all.
Everything is disrupted when Adam and his Exorcists attack the hotel, including Alastor's routine. This is unacceptable. However, Alastor can't figure out how to fix it, and finds himself growing more irritable about it by the day.
When Lucifer finally notices the traces of grace on Alastor and drags him up to his room to inspect them, things can only end well. Surely nothing will awaken in either of them!
Or, Alastor is rather an expert in DIY top surgery, Lucifer is fascinated by the complexities of the Sinner psyche, and you should try absolutely none of this at home.
Bookmarked by pumpkabae
14 Apr 2026
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Belphegor enjoys a cozy night in, and then receives an unexpected visitor. Sometimes even Deadly Sins need a cuddle buddy.
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29 Mar 2026
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She stopped mid-sentence when something clattered, wine and shards scattering around her feet and Mihawk paled. “No!” he exclaimed, unusually breathless.
Perona asks Mihawk if he wants to be her captain. His answer changes her world-view.
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Rosie could not have predicted Lucifer showing up at her door to teach her how to butcher an angel, and Alastor could not have predicted Lucifer actually being interesting enough to talk to.
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- Part 1 of Add Radio to AppleBlossom