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All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.
(Updating daily until finished!)
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You've always loved the dead center of spring, you think. It's wet as hell, but you like how cheery your king- sorry, your knight gets. He is doubly sweet when the flowers are in bloom and the smell of mildew is in the air. It's cute, honestly. You probably like the edge of spring, where you're reminded of your anniversary, the best, though.
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- Part 2 of courts & courting
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- English
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Highschool Sucks But Since You Came It Has Sucked Less by radioactiveCandy (Kawi99)
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Aug 2022
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Dave Strider moves to New York with his family cause Bro is on the run. Because of his move he now has to get used to this new highschool, which should hopefully, not cause any problems.
Karkat Vantas despises highschool and would rather be anywhere else. When he heard there was seven (7) new kids at his school he managed to hate it more. Why does one of them have to be in all of his classes anyways?
TL;DR: Bro is on the run and Dave moves to the highschool his online friend goes to without noticing.
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Dirk and Dave have an important conversation.
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- Part 2 of dualshock desertbloom
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John is completely fine. He is completely and utterly content to spend his days alone in his room, watching movies and programming. But it would be nice to have a friend.
In other words, John is completely and utterly alone. He's tried reaching out, but it's never worked. It seems like there's no place for him out there. But little does he know, there are seven other isolated idiots out there who yearn for friendship as much as he does.
But will John and these idiots find solace with unadulterated dumbfuckery and geographical distance in their way?
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- Part 1 of (Good Dog) Best Friend
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Six years after the game, Dirk gets hanahaki. He has no idea who he's in love with, until he does. Dave's bro is still struggling to find out who he is when he doesn't have a demon puppet controlling his every move, and the scars he has from his previous life might never heal. He's not ready for love, but Dirk is running out of time.
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a thrilling spinoff of the bee movie, ft esoteric pixie bf
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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.
He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.
AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.
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- Part 2 of Memory Not Found: Shatterstuck
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basically where im shoving all of me and my friends homestuck bullshit. Hope you enjoy :]
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Dave is an art student for a local college, and life drawings are an important part of learning how to draw anatomy - he didn't anticipate developing a massive crush (bigger even than his crush on Lil Nas X) on the surly hot troll nude model for his classes. He also doesn't know how he is supposed to deal with actually meeting him at his part-time job as an apprentice tattoo artist with his older sister-from-another-star-system laughing at him, what the fuck Porrim. At least his other sister & kinda moirail Kanaya is there to get him ice-cream and play with his hair while he rambles about how hot Karkat's ass is.
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Your name is Dave Strider. When a spaceship crashes into your backyard, the first thing you do is text your friends. Obviously.
You think you regret your initial reaction, though, because the alien that comes out of it is… sort of cute.
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What if earth c was earth bet?
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The older Strider twins have started a band, Twelve Inch Dicks, and its been a massive hit, they're even going on a tour that could make or break their career.
They have little brothers.
Little brothers who want nothing more than to tag along to make sure nothing bad happens.
But the younger Strider twins should know by now that bad things always happen.
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After a deadly zombie virus outbreak, a bunch of worn-out 20-some assholes navigate their way through the events of the apocalypse. Such as dead parents, morally dubious actions, and a blossoming love story between two ex-friends. Vriska, a frenzied and neurotic woman with a mean streak a mile high, takes charge of a team of pathetic boys and various capable women to find a hypothetical cure. In the meantime, Terezi, a legally blind law school dropout, deals with bubbling feelings and remorse from her and Vriska’s troubled past. After the two cross paths again, their friendship reignites, and they deal with even… deeper… feelings as they continue to bother each other to hell and back.
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Junerezi pitch flirting gone wrong (and by wrong, I mean that it quickly devolves into a weird tangent where half of their friends are all being really bad at arguing about mathematics)
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Dirk Strider is one of the last survivors of Outcast society, living nomadically in the long-abandoned urban wastelands outside the walls of the Elite: the fast-advancing technological hub and corporate ruling class. After a series of airstrikes has devastated what little means he had to scrape by, he is left desperate to save his dying sister.
Jake English is just trying to find the nerve to go outside.
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable VINYL ARMCHAIR, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?
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A questionably paranormal encounter during an archaeological dig sends Jake English on a quest to find evidence for the existence of ghosts. He is joined by Dirk Strider, relatively new friend and cynical nonbeliever. It's only a matter of time before shit gets crazy.
(Inspired by the beloved ghoul boys of Buzzfeed Unsolved.)
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- Part 3 of Earth-C Hustlers
- Part 29 of Jacob Hornyboi
- Part 6 of KarCiphie