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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Dave Strider is a fledgling vampire, a victim of unfortunate circumstance who has had his humanity stripped from him, thrust into vampire society against his will with no way of returning to his old life. Absolutely clueless as he's bounced back and forth from person to person, "paying his dues" to this newly discovered secret society as the baby of the bunch, Dave discovers there's more hiding under the floorboards than just spooky Party City vampire standees, but a series of factions at war with each other, and the ancient evil they're fighting over that's alleged to herald in the end of the world. While everyone around him treats him as just another pawn to the system, what they don't know is that Dave has the power to put an end to the chaos once and for all. It's just a matter of who's willing to listen and who isn't.

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    Wistra, one of the few mutantbloods left from Alternia, is settling into life on Earth C, all while dealing with their stupid crush on a certain blueblood. However, that doesn't mean that there's necessarily going to be a happy ending. All stories must come to an end eventually, tragic or not. Everyone must die eventually. After all, nothing in life quite matters.

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    Eridan is infuriated by a new regular at the cafe where he works, and wishes he would just bugger off. Sollux finds the hipster barista at his new haunt incredibly fun to rile up. There's no way this dynamic could ever change... is there?

    Or, a self-indulgent enemies-to-friends-to-lovers coffeeshop au that I started one day and now lives rent free in my brain.

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    You thought about what Karkat had said to you, once, not too long ago—his warm hand cradling your cheek, his red and golden eyes holding your gaze so steadily, like he knew what he was talking about.

    You’re going to be all right, Dave.

    You had chosen to believe him, then.

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    You almost got to have him. Almost.

    (Please read the tags. There is a character death at the end and major mentions of child abuse. The tags mention everything. Up until when Karkat is dropped off at the airport it is all normal, so if you want to read until there then you are safe from the death part.)

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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

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    Taliesin [REDACTED] exists. Its quite unfortunate considering they've spent the last few years stuck in a glitched out session of SBURB. While the fated single player session should have been dead, Taliesin was not rewarded that. Instead, they ended up with a version of the game that was near unplayable due to the corrupted code from someone else's universe and game. What happens when they send a message out into the vast multiverse after years of trauma and loneliness?

    The answer is quite simple.

    They reach the canon session. The session we all know and love.

    Chaos ensues.

    This was written as a self indulgent work for me, the author and I have decided to share it with the internet.

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    When Rose can't sleep, she decides to visit her brother and the pair opens up old wounds that they had thought were long-ago healed.

    (May make more of these, let me know if you all would like to see more like this!)

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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

    --

    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    TG: how old are you
    TT: I just turned thirteen a few months ago.
    TT: More specifically, the date is currently April 13, 2422.
    ...
    TG: so im thinking im probably from a different universe or something
    TG: seeing as how things are mighty different from how they are in my universe yo
    TG: like the tape glitched skipped back rewound and flopped
    TG: the dirk i know is twenty one and hal is one third of a sweaty horse troll sprite

    [OR: Post-SBURB Dave gets yote into a different universe (one of several as it turns out), kidnaps a couple of thirteen year olds (entirely against his will), and tries to Dorothy his way back home (which is more literal than he'd have expected or wanted).]

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    Karkat Vantas is the second magic user the Vantas family has had in eighty (80) years. How is he going to cope with going to Hogwarts for the first time?

    Dave Strider has heard all about Hogwarts from his siblings. The real question is if he'll be any good at magic.

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    Karkat has never had an orgasm and Dave can’t believe it.

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    Another somnophilia fic in which Dave had a wet dream and slept through most of Karkat getting him off.

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    Idk beheld djdnrh

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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable VINYL ARMCHAIR, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?

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    Karkat, an outlaw and gunslinger due to his mutated blood, has been on the run his entire life. He only wants to survive, but at what cost?

    After once more getting forced out of his old job and home, he found a small town in the middle of the desert. It seemed inconspicuous enough for him to lay low for a while, so he decided to stay and look for a job.

    It felt like the town accepted him and were happy to have a new face around, however the Strider ranchers, the only ones able to employ him, don't trust him.

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    Tell me where you’ve seen my life—
    you’ve been biting my hands and knocking me down
    down to the ground.
    Tell me where you’ve been my life—
    I see only what you see, face who you face,
    be who you want to be.

    Clashing lies and clashing thighs.
    Clashing chasing changing minds.
    Tell me what you’ve seen, tell me where you’ve gone,
    tell me where you’ve been.
    Tell me what you saw.

    — Blonde Redhead, ‘Spring and by Summer Fall

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    Dirk gets a mysterious call from a hospital.

    He now has to raise his teenage brother he didn't know he had. After years in foster care he thinks he might know how to raise a traumatized child, but does Dave agree? What difficulties will they face? And what is Dave hiding?

    Writing this mostly for myself but you can read it too.

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    I am going to try my ABSOLUTE best to keep up on this this october!!

    i'll update tags n shit as I go :)

    1. Strip Tease - SeroRoki
    2. Microphilia - Davesprite x John
    3. Stuckage - Davekat
    4. Blindfolds - EraserMic

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