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    “Oh, Alastor?” A sonorous voice rang out in the lobby of the hotel, surprising the group gathered around the small bar and bringing their attention to the absolute vixen of a woman standing by the door. No knock, no creaking of the doorway despite its rusty hinges, she was just there as though she apparated from the ether. Eyes turned to the red-haired demon, static fizzling dangerously in the air as his eyes widened at the sight. “Our appointment?”

     

    His wide smile showing his teeth threateningly, he rose from his seat at the bar and set down his glass. There was a hint of something darker in his voice as he hissed out the words between clenched teeth. “We have discussed this, my dear. Not when I am working.

     

    Alastor has a secret, he meets with a woman on a monthly basis to take care of a need he has. However he's been skipping the last few appointments so she comes to find him. He's less than pleased with this, but will things stay this way? And now that they've broken from their secretive arrangement and she's stepped into view, how will things change? Can you really put something back in the box once it's been unleashed or is it doomed to build a whole new momentum?

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    A lot of hurt Alastor and loving hotel crews. No ships, no romance. Pure friendship it is.

    Extermination Day comes ahead of schedule and Alastor carries the wound throughout the ravage of war. As a natural dealmaker, he comes up with another foolhardy scenario. This cannibalistic psychopath is indeed the only soul that actually attempts a bargain with both an angel and the Royals of Hell.

    Chapters are updated regularly.

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    Growing up, Moxxie learned early that not everyone really liked his parents. So he learned quickly to not mention them. But when an unexpected visitor drops by I.M.P, Moxxie's past is brought to light.

    After all, how could he deny it when the Radio Demon appeared and stated his presence was required for a Family Reunion?

    Crumbs was this going to be hard to explain.

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    Whaddup losers~

    Two shots rang through the air, then two thuds. My hands reach for my lover, and then I see it. A bullet hole lodged between his unseeing eyes. I do not want to live in a world where he is not. I'm surely bleeding out... My eyes feel heavy...

    Red. All I see is red when I open my eyes.

    ~~~~~NOTE~~~~~
    i will be taking a small break to work on newer, longer chapters! Til Death Do Us Part will return!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    Husk arrives in New Orleans, Louisiana, looking for work. The Roaring Twenties hasn't been kind to him. Near broke, homeless, and tired of travelling the railways for a future, he picks up whatever job is thrown his way and accepts a chance proposal by a man from the radio. It's the biggest mistake of his life.

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    Alastor has some misconceptions about how you two came to start your acquaintanceship...work partnership...as of yet undefined relationship. Regardless! You intend to set him straight, consequences be damned.

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    Alastor requires Angel Dust's attention, and Angel Dust is happy to oblige. But Alastor is not happy - well, he's satisfied yet distressed. If only the spider would make a deal to guarantee being by his side forever for conversation and cooking and whatever else friends do. Frustrated, he watches and waits until two demon friends try to push them together... and three demon foes try to break the Radio Demon apart. Through it all, Alastor and Angel struggle to understand exactly how they feel about each other.

    Love - of all kinds - is in bloom at the Hazbin Hotel, like a little bit of heaven coming to hell.

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    Charlie and her friends Vaggie, Angel, and Alastor were ready for a whole week of vacation!
    A quite isolated place, outside of the usual overcrowded atmosphere they had to deal with everyday. After all, what could go wrong? Nothing, so they thought!

    Except one of them, who set himself in a situation in which he had yet to pretend that everything was doing perfectly fine with his typical smile...

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    Have a little bit of my personal OTP,

    Alastor and Vox, slowly going from enemies to lovers

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    Despite their efforts to avoid it, when Alastor and Angel's breeding cycles sync up, they can't help but end up in bed together. There's not much doubt about the results, and although they both have their reservations, they agree to see it through together. But pregnancy is difficult at the best of times, and it's even harder in Hell with a man one hardly knows. The two deer already have plenty of issues to deal with between their respective relationship hangups; Alastor's family and Angel's boss all demanding a say might just overwhelm them.

    The question is whether they can eventually come together to deal with the consequences of their actions. That is: to care for a child neither of them planned for.

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    “A place where we all go can’t be bad, can it girl?”

    Her life ended with a desolate bang, leaving behind a hopeless existence that pushed her to pieces far too soon in her young life. She'd expected eternal darkness on the other side, but instead found a chance at new beginnings disguised as an afterlife of torment. With new prospects before her and a chance given by a certain charitable hotel in hell, she decides to throw herself headfirst into her new life-after-death. Curiosity killed the cat, but she wasn't a cat now, was she? And making friends with someone like the Radio Demon was just too entertaining for her to give up, despite his dark reputation.

    Besides, what else did she have to lose?

     

    Or,

    I love Alastor, fight me.

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    Husk's life was just starting to become bearable, he was in Las Vegas with a job at the bar and some friends, but all of that suddenly fell down a well when he became a run-away man.
    Having to leave his hometown because he got reported caused him to end up in a whole new environment, trying to find a job, and attempting to lay low as much as possible.

    The man wasn't planning on making friends, his only plan was to survive his mess of a life, but how hard was it to focus on all of that when theirs a stupid Radio Host following you around?

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    A little fic I wrote (as an apology for being slow.) based of a headcanon of mine : Lucifer can extend his tongue to catch little insects like spiders and eat them alive. Which never fail to impress Alastor.

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    Alastor and Angel are learning what it means to be parents while taking care of their twins, Esme and Amara. Despite all the care they put into them, Amara's health keeps failing and Alastor refuses to loose another one of his fawns. However, performing his father's ritual has changed Alastor, and that secret is the key to saving his own son's life.

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    Heart has been exiled from her pack and has to find a new home. She eventually wonders into the land owned by a deer known as Lord Alastor. The Lord of the land has graciously let her stay unknown to either of them that there might be more then meets the eye. Heart has to face the troubles of being on her own and tries to make friends along the way. Trying to find out more about herself and that seems to only cause more trouble for Alastor. In the end...is it possible for a deer to love a wolf? Lets find out.
    Animal AU

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    Imagine everyone as high school teachers

    Who knows what's going to happen after school~

    *Smut will be added as well as tags*

    *Some chapters are a little fucked, they all got some demons after all ;)*

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    After getting out of a long-term relationship, Angel Dust finds himself having a hard time moving on while dealing with everything else happening around him and balancing his job on top of it. Unable to open up to the others at the hotel, Charlie decides to take his improvement into her own hands only to discover Angel seemingly possesses a lot of hidden talent he had neglected to mention.

    With everyone's attention on the spider, Alastor finds himself curious about Angel's predicament and haunted by the need to satiate that curiosity. Feeling like he is being left in the dark about the details, he decides to find out by himself what is going on around the hotel and with their star patron. He does not expect his curiosity to shift into something else entirely as he further investigates his so-called "entertainment".

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    Angel Dust and Husk won't stop going on and on about how much fun intercourse is, and tease Alastor for never having the experience. So what's a Radio Demon got to do to prove his point that making love isn't all it's cracked up to be? Find someone to test the theory on, of course.

    Too bad he's got a limited number of suitable potential test subjects...

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    Ines Coeurdor is a uniquely good girl.
    However, when her father was supposed to tell her a secret on her sixteenth birthday, she gets murdered.
    Reborn in Hell as Indigo Caligo, an owl butterfly demon, she deals with panicked anxieties as she finds shelter in the Hazbin Hotel, where she meets demons acting as second family while she tries to understand why she's in Hell with no sin.
    In the meantime, her time in Hell thickens as she witnesses the forbidden romance of an Overlord and a whore, her unusual powers gaining her popularity, and the unwanted, competitive attention from three Overlords and the royal family of the Envy Ring.

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    Though to a series of misunderstandings, Charlie ends up giving a dog collar to non-other than the radio demon.
    Alastor, originally, misinterprets the situation. But once it got clarified, he decides that it will be the perfect moment to tease the dear princess.

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