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    Karkat really can't fucking do this today.
    Can't the Universe give him one fucking break from the constant reminder that he's a mutant and can't have nice things?
    Well That's not today because first of all He just found out his freakish body is somehow pregnant
    and second of all the only poor sap that could possibly be the seed-giver of this wiggler is non-other than his best friend
    Dave Motherfucking Strider.

    Language:
    English
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    21,789
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    Dave Strider moves to New York with his family cause Bro is on the run. Because of his move he now has to get used to this new highschool, which should hopefully, not cause any problems.

    Karkat Vantas despises highschool and would rather be anywhere else. When he heard there was seven (7) new kids at his school he managed to hate it more. Why does one of them have to be in all of his classes anyways?

    TL;DR: Bro is on the run and Dave moves to the highschool his online friend goes to without noticing.

    Language:
    English
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    8,298
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    298
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    John is completely fine. He is completely and utterly content to spend his days alone in his room, watching movies and programming. But it would be nice to have a friend.

    In other words, John is completely and utterly alone. He's tried reaching out, but it's never worked. It seems like there's no place for him out there. But little does he know, there are seven other isolated idiots out there who yearn for friendship as much as he does.

    But will John and these idiots find solace with unadulterated dumbfuckery and geographical distance in their way?

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    English
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    74,869
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    511
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    basically where im shoving all of me and my friends homestuck bullshit. Hope you enjoy :]

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    English
    Words:
    23,211
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    15
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    Dave is an art student for a local college, and life drawings are an important part of learning how to draw anatomy - he didn't anticipate developing a massive crush (bigger even than his crush on Lil Nas X) on the surly hot troll nude model for his classes. He also doesn't know how he is supposed to deal with actually meeting him at his part-time job as an apprentice tattoo artist with his older sister-from-another-star-system laughing at him, what the fuck Porrim. At least his other sister & kinda moirail Kanaya is there to get him ice-cream and play with his hair while he rambles about how hot Karkat's ass is.

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    English
    Words:
    35,077
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1313
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

     

    (Updating daily until finished!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,096
    Chapters:
    24/39
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2822
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    Your name is Dave Strider. When a spaceship crashes into your backyard, the first thing you do is text your friends. Obviously.

    You think you regret your initial reaction, though, because the alien that comes out of it is… sort of cute.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,647
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    179
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    This is the story of how three boys grow up together, slowly pull their heads out of their nooks, and fall in love. No one is really a good person at first, but who was in high school?

    A Humanstuck story about Sollux, Karkat, and Dave starting a band to escape the epic highs and lows of high school bullying. Roughly set in the late 90s/early 00s.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,063
    Chapters:
    8/11
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    304
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    Dave Strider is just a poor college student who works hard and DJs in his bedroom for fun.

    But when he helps serve a red carpet party and ends up tripping famous actor Karkat Vantas and starts a dating scandal, his whole life is flipped upside down.

    Neither of them knew fake dating would lead to this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,850
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    828
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    What if earth c was earth bet?
    Familiarity with Homestuck and Worm not required.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    911
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    425
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    After a deadly zombie virus outbreak, a bunch of worn-out 20-some assholes navigate their way through the events of the apocalypse. Such as dead parents, morally dubious actions, and a blossoming love story between two ex-friends. Vriska, a frenzied and neurotic woman with a mean streak a mile high, takes charge of a team of pathetic boys and various capable women to find a hypothetical cure. In the meantime, Terezi, a legally blind law school dropout, deals with bubbling feelings and remorse from her and Vriska’s troubled past. After the two cross paths again, their friendship reignites, and they deal with even… deeper… feelings as they continue to bother each other to hell and back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,522
    Chapters:
    10/15
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    752
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    The game is won Lord English has been beaten but for one sprite victory is bittersweet. The friends he had in his timeline are still dead and they are still out there somewhere in the dreambubbles. Instead of going to enjoy the victory that he and everyone had fought so hard for he searches the dreambubbles to find his friends so that he can finally be the only Dave among his friends again and reunite with people he thought he had lost forever.

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    English
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    4,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Your name is John Egbert and you are so fucking confused.

    You’re surrounded by sparkling sand and stonework rubble. As far as the eye can see, there’s nothing but more sand and more rubble cradled in the sienna walls of a canyon. Some of the debris you see are gray in color and rectangular in shape. They’re grouped together, as if they were once connected, like it was once a stone creature.

    Other structures tower over you, platforms expanding out over their foundations. They almost look like they were once…a bridge.

    No.

    Fuck no.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,681
    Chapters:
    4/14
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    154
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    Junerezi pitch flirting gone wrong (and by wrong, I mean that it quickly devolves into a weird tangent where half of their friends are all being really bad at arguing about mathematics)

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    English
    Words:
    3,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    36
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    Just a domestic moment in the Egbert-Lalonde-Maryam household.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    37
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    Dirk Strider is one of the last survivors of Outcast society, living nomadically in the long-abandoned urban wastelands outside the walls of the Elite: the fast-advancing technological hub and corporate ruling class. After a series of airstrikes has devastated what little means he had to scrape by, he is left desperate to save his dying sister.

    Jake English is just trying to find the nerve to go outside.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,681
    Chapters:
    9/18
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    194
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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable VINYL ARMCHAIR, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,345
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    462
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,532
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    602
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    You, Kanaya Maryam, have quite the set of skills... You are a huntress. And your prey?

    A freaking clown.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    25
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    Project Meteorite was supposed to save the world, to bring on a new era of soldiers and protectors. Instead, it left its subject missing, broken, or in the case of Dave Strider, dead. No one really recovered from that. Especially not his closest friends. John isolated himself, Rose fell into depression and Jade threw herself into her work. Karkat simply disappeared.

    Now, five years after the fall of Project Meteorite, on the anniversary of his death, Dave Strider is back and he does not come bearing good news.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    878
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    39

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