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The Wayward Vagabond is now the Worldhopping Vestige, the last soldier of a war that no longer exists. On a meteor traveling from a dead universe into an unknown one, nobody goes hungry. Some other, less important things happen as well, like the re-founding of Can Town and making friends with alien hero-gods, but that's the big one: none of them go hungry.
About: How a villein and then a vagabond becomes a vestige and then a voyager. Aliens, crops, alien crops, and unwinnable games. And six meals eaten on a meteor.
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JAKE: You didnt know?
DIRK: I kind of just rode in on my badass steed, so I’m gonna need the lowdown here.
On a quest bequeathed to him from some late paternal asshole, Dirk (and Dave, begrudgingly), arrive at the charming little town Silverdale. Unbeknownst to them, this town is not as peaceful as it seems, and they are quickly dragged into a much larger ordeal than either anticipated.- Language:
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An exploration of Roxy and Rose, Rose and Roxy, motherhood and daughterhood and sisterhood and how it looks to feel and how it sounds to think and how it feels to love and how it tastes to heal.
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Famous Director David Strider finds out his estranged brother, Dietrich Strider, has a couple of kids he told nobody about, and he rightfully wants to meet them. So he drops everything and flies to Houston, like any reasonable person would.
Unfortunately for David, Dietrich is not a reasonable person.
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Dave is home alone playing on his computer when he gets a random message from a name he doesn't recognise, and they claim to be his uncle. Dirk and Dave decide to meet him.
It's the best decision they ever made.
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The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative by Madam_Melon_Meow, sarcasticcelery
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Mar 2024
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Three years ago, on John Egbert's birthday, the world ended. Three years ago, Jade Harley and Vriska Serket vanished alongside billions of others. Three years ago, the apocalypse arrived, transforming everything and revealing much that was hidden to those who remained.
Three years ago, the meteors (mostly!) missed Houston, and that's where John's headed today. In Houston, Rose Lalonde searches for washed-up traces of magic, warily overseen by Kanaya and her old friend Dave. In Texas, the newly dubbed "alternatives" maintain a newfound alliance with the humans they saved--and a wary truce with the Hunter forces that once kept all these creatures of fable and fairytale a secret from the world of man.
And here, in Houston, the world is about to change once again.
An urban fantasy monsterstuck AU featuring the beta kids, beta trolls, and their guardians. Updates every other Saturday!
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- Part 1 of Monsterstuck: Suburban Catastrophe
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A collection of information and Headcanons. Subject to change
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- Part 1 of Rewind: Alternative Files loading
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Rose is full of wishes: she wishes her sister Roxy didn’t have to work all day to make ends meet. She wishes her brother Dirk didn’t have to plunge into debt for his degree. She wishes her brother Hal had a body. She wishes her brother Dave---also known as the vigilante Jumpstart---didn’t have to risk his life on the street against the villains that the Prospitian Hero Tower never bothered to chase. A tower that would rather imprison him than help anyone.
And she wishes her powers were more useful than seeing a future she is powerless to prevent.
All she can do is take commissions, stay in school, and keep safe---until she sees a new threat and can’t let herself stay down any longer.
If Dave and Hal can do something, surely she can, too.Series
- Part 1 of The Heroes of the City of Skaia
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When a young and parentless boy gets adopted into a troll friend group, he unknowingly starts a rivalry between himself and the short, shouty leader of the group. Completely unaware that this is the beginning of the end of his normal, totally cool, and completely trauma-free teenage life.
A Davekat Lilo and Stitch au
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Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.
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After Roxy comes out as trans, Dave realizes what must be done to uphold the sacred Strilonde Gender Ratio.
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Your name is FEMBOY JADE, and last time your beloved ECTO-SISTER JUNE EGBERT missed out on all the fun! You should do something about that...
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- Part 2 of The Horndog Adventures of Femboy Jade
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It's your twenty-first birthday.
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Rose tries to show her kismesis the light of being a bottom for once.
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Rose and Terezi languish in the world they and their friends have created. Perhaps they can languish together.
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The heir to the Lalonde family must face her mother's mentor, the Reverend Mother.
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Come Away to the Water by CalWillowCreates
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Hunger Games (Movies)
14 Mar 2024
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[A Hunger Games AU, all chapters will have content warnings at the top of each chapter.]
Jade Harley never asked for this, she never asked to get ripped away from the only family she had and compete in sensationalized murder.
Kankri Vantas did ask for this because he volunteered when the only family he had was reaped and didn't think twice about it.
The 97th Annual Hunger Games has been expected, and not eagerly awaited.
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Your name is Amanda Winston and you are a massive fucking middle finger to every single rule set by Paradox Space: You use fighter jets as your Strife Specibus, You are the winner of a dead sburb session but worst of all, you want a happy ending for everyone involved in this dust-forsaken story known as Homestuck. Normally, your wild shenanigans should've promptly resulted in you and everyone around you being banished into a Doomed Timeline all while the Alpha timeline continues as it does. But here's the catch: you are still here, you are Lord English's number one nemesis, and you are more than willing to break this cruel reality into microscopic pieces and tear the narrative inside out to accomplish your goals.
Canon be damned, everybody's gonna get out of this cursed game alive and happy, you'll make sure of that.
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- Part 1 of >Amanda: Break Sburb Series
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Dave hates holiday shopping, but if he never went shopping he would've never met Karkat at the bookstore he worked at. The two quickly hit it off and we get to read about them working through and figuring out their relationship.
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Acting One's Age (When One Will Never Get Old or Die) by fighting_chance
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Mar 2024
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"What is it you said...that trolls are like bears?"
"Mhm! In this instance, yeah. I mean, trolls are mostly like bees, sort of like bats, and kind of like dolphins, but they're like bears when it comes to attacking people. If you aren't looking to totally die, you have to stand your ground and talk low. Screaming and running just make ya look like easy prey."
You stare at the humming green pod and imagine Karkat, your friend, leaping and trying to slash at your stomach, your throat. Doing it out of fear and obliviousness, only to find out what he'd done later. Even if you'd revive (and you're pretty certain you would), he'd never be able to live with himself. "Remind me what the word for "harmless" is."
Roxy smirks, huffing out of their nose and looking up at you through pink, heart-rimmed shades. "Pfft. 'Fraid not. Alternians don't have a concept of a total non-threat."
"Hm."
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or, "Subtitle: Just So You Know, It's A Story About Christmas"
With a pending divorce hanging over his head, Jake travels from the city to visit his family in the country for the Christmas holiday, during which he encounters the new ranch hand, Dirk. Will Jake be charmed by this flannel-wearing man who moved to his hometown while he was away? Will they manage to overcome several ridiculous miscommunications that could have been solved with a simple question, and fall in love just in time to kiss under the mistletoe?