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How To (Fake) Marry A Harbinger: An Extensive Guide From Local Snezhnaya Twink by yannfeigf for ZERAPHIM720
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Aug 2022
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Or: An alternative universe in which Ajax did not fall down the Abyss and somehow got engaged to one of Snezhnaya’s prestigious Harbingers through…luck(?) Also, wait, could you repeat that? Ajax was the bride???“You will be marrying the Second Harbinger.”
Ajax blinks. And blinks again. “Pardon?”
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Sasha is in college, eating instant noodles for all meals of the day, doing whatever needs to be done to make ends meet.
The best paying job out there just happens to be ghost hunting.So on a rusty scooter, with a cheap wooden cross in hand, she sets off to banish various demons every night and many people are here to assist her on her quest for righteous justice and juicy cash, such as:
Marcy, the soft moth creature with a dark past who loves munching on old shirts and blushes at the slightest touch
Anne, the compassionful mermaid living in a sewer and wielding a gun to down the haters
Grime, the senior hunter and a merciless, dorky prank-lover who eats gunpowder for breakfast
General Yunan, appearing in full riot gear and louder than a heavy metal concert in one person!
Maddie, the witch whose biggest power is her common sense and her swarm of loyal and adorable siblings
Olivia, now even more alcoholic, gay, and tired than in the canon!
Beatrix, the bestest auntie that has a full-auto shotgun (and a lot of love) down her sleeve.and Andrias, the mysterious man behind the whole Ghost Hunters' company
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Patton wakes up in a strange world that's almost like his own, except people here have animal traits.
Can Patton find Roman and Logan, and find a way out of this place?
(Sanders Sides Amphibia AU because I have nothing else to do with my life-
It follows the basic story line of the show but there will be changes!)Read the tags please!
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playing genshin made me soft :]
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- Chapters:
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(It's only rated M for swearing, weed, and alcohol. No smut. Making out, sure, but sex is a no no. )
This was the Luca who got him off the island. The Luca who saved his life that day at the race. The Luca who quenched his thirst for social interaction and physical contact. The Luca who jumped off of a TOWER for Alberto!
And the luca he was deeply in love with.
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"Hedonic happiness, in its essence, is a brief experience of joy and pleasure which quickly fades away. When you eat a delicious chocolate cake you get short-lived feeling of pleasure spreading through your body - but it is a fleeting one nonetheless." - Psychology Today (Mar 25, 2016)
A collection of one-shot stories of the UnOrdinary characters being happy together, whether it's during the current canon story or before / after so I don't have to worry about the semantics!
All credit goes to Uru-chan for making the original story and characters.
This is a work transfered from Wattpad made by me!
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“Please stop it, you're making me blush...”
“Awww, I wish I could see that.”
There is an awkward silence after that sentence. I guess we all kind of miss... you know, basically just seeing things. Forms, light, colours - even shadows. Most of all I miss his eyes. God, those beautiful ocean blue eyes... the small crinkles when he smiles... the way he looks at me, so caring and attentive.
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Or: Harry starts working in a coal mine and falls hard for their boss Louis, who's the best supervisor everyone could wish for.
He tries to hide his secret love and his horniness.
Until one day, the mine gets flooded and OT5 get trapped in a tiny room underground. Together they fight for their survival. Can their co-workers Calum, Luke, Michael and Ashton save them? -
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The train wreck that most called puberty hit thirteen-year-old Y/N hard, but not in a bad way. Over the summer between third and fourth year, she naturally went from average looking to stunning, attracting the attention of both friends and enemies. This managed to ease the pain of being in Slytherin as a Lovegood, Luna’s twin sister.
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Quality Entertainment | BTS Groupchat by jiminskitten
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Aug 2022
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Yoongi: this gc is the reason why global warming exists smfh
Just your everyday group chat with your besties BTS except it's just filled with chaos, flirting, bad jokes and the occasional fun fact.
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Sumeru Academia Archives by acidhateswritersblock
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Aug 2022
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Literally just Genshin characters in a school and it’s kinda homo and not for kids
Will be side stories
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- Part 1 of Genshin chatfic and it’s stories
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Just another Haikyuu chat fic... featuring our favorite owls, the Fukurodani Volleyball Club!🦉
Join the members of Fukurodani (+Kuroo & Kenma) in their journey of getting their oblivious captain and vice captain together!
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No Need to be Alone by CATmetchu
Fandoms: Hellboy - All Media Types, Hellboy (Movies 2004-2008)
09 Aug 2022
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A horrible feeling of relief rushed through his body as he fell into the arms of his beloved. Nuala embraced him tightly, arms clothed in expensive silk closing around his naked back. Abe sometimes wonders if he was able to read people so well because he had his own emotional turmoils as an example to go off of. He felt like a hypocrite; there was nothing inside him that was balanced. Suppose without comparison, there wouldn’t have been any harm, there wouldn’t have been something much better Abe knew he could crave?
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Abe and Nuala are both hermaphrodites cos I didn't want to abide by boring human anatomy rules- Language:
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Felix doesn't expect that living in Minho's apartment for allegedly free of charge comes at a price of: 1) taking care of his child Jeongin, and 2) taking care of a 24 year old grown up who acts like a child, Hyunjin.
Or; Minho and Chan need to go on a business trip and ask Hyunjin and Felix to take care of baby Jeongin for them.
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- Part 32 of #hyunlixcloud
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Eddie helps steve try and get the perfect girl only to have the events of season 3 interfere and steve coming to realization he may not want a girlfriend but a boyfriend
Summary: Eddie Munson and Steve Harrington meet post season 2 and during season 3, Eddie shows Steve how to be loved during the craziness of summer of 85'
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A Light in the Dark by imaginedestiel
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga), 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Anime)
08 Aug 2022
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When the power goes out at Kamome Academy, Tsuchigomori and Hanako distract each other from their fears.
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Denny's parking lot at 3 am type beat by moxxieluvsu
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Aug 2022
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Todoroki:
GOOD MORNING USAAAA
Iida:
Oh god another one
Todoroki:
I'VE GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAYYY
Iida:
You two are the reason I'm most likely gonna end up an alcoholic by the age of 30
Midoriya:
Hey!!
At least aim for 25 >>>>:(
Iida:
Sigh.
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a group chat fic bc yes
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- Part 1 of BNHA chatfics/crackfics
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Beberapa orang mengetik, tentu saja.
Kehidupan remaja-remaja lewat ketikan chat. Dan menggosip Edward.Series
- Part 8 of Adolescents
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The Hunter And Its Prey by ChocoCherriez
Fandoms: Animator vs. Animation (Short Film 2006)
08 Aug 2022
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Blue is a bounty hunter in a forested world, a war between the Players and the Sticks raging. Dark had tried to stop it, with a weapon that could simply kill everyone and everything- but Chosen stopped him. Millions still died in that fight. They disappeared, never to be seen again. Their bounties are worth millions. Though, Blue sets their goals a bit lower for now. But when Blue accidentally befriends their catch..
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Basically a Wild West AU version short story of the webseries Dick Figures, created by Ed Skudder and Zack, etc, with in-progress shots and plots written by two teenagers. Characters mentioned in the story BELONG to Dick Figures! There will be minor interactions with ocs just to fill the empty space.
To sum it up (for now), Two different colored cowboys and both are coincidentally sheriffs, protect the town as they always do, chasing down crime and fixing what's best for the future while also engaging in risky business and women. It's an adventurous, funny, cute story, and there are some moments that'll shake your socks off.
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A woman with the temper of the devil and a plan along with ambition, somehow ends up in 1899 and has a plan what to do in her life. As corona has destoroyed her way of life back home, she now get a second chance to do what she likes. Fashion and she'll use whatever lies and other methods to get her way.
But what is more important, money and fame, or is it something else out there that she hasen't realised yet?