jynx



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    Jynx: This is, legit, a series completely about what kind of family the Jedi would be. And how absolutely AWFUL the Jedi would as in-laws. And by Jedi, I mean Yoda, Dooku, Qui-Gon, and Anakin. :D

    You can COMPLETELY blame Cuzosu~ Utter wrench/enabler. ;)

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    “One of you sleemos,” General Skywalker said slowly, wild eyes gleaming as he drew his lightsaber hilt from his waist, "Got my master pregnant. The mere thought of anyone of you touching my master—my lovely, compassionate, and chaste master—" Rex blinked at that because chaste was… debatable to anyone who had known General Kenobi longer than a nanosecond. “—makes me sick to my kriffing stomach! But this—this is beyond all reason!"

    Rex leaned toward Cody, swallowing hard. “…I’m starting to think this isn’t a sanctioned mission, certainly not by General Kenobi."

    Cody appeared pale now, his gold-flecked brown eyes wide and his gloved hands clenched tightly at his sides, as if bracing for a blow. “You don’t say.”

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    Or Obi-Wan Kenobi is pregnant, and the notoriously overprotective Anakin Skywalker goes on the hunt for the other parent, accidentally saving the galaxy in the process.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Obi-Wan's roommate and dance partner, Padmé Amidala, thinks he is incapable of being a slut. Obi-Wan has never been so offended. Maybe the unfairly gorgeous air conditioner repairman at the studio can help him prove her wrong.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    “Why didn’t you say anything?”

    Cody made a soft huff of amusement, like he couldn't believe it'd taken Obi-Wan this long to figure it out. His hand came up to curl around the back of Obi-Wan's neck, thumb rubbing soothing circles. “I thought I did, sir.”

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    Ilya hums, playing the card he's been considering for this entire conversation. “We could make more interesting, yes? A bet.”

    “A bet,” Shane repeats, eyes flashing. “Like what?”

    The reporter cuts in. “What about wearing the other player’s jersey?”

    They both turn to her, and Shane says, “Like, the loser wears the winner’s jersey?”

    “Maybe at the next game in a couple of months?”

    “Is a good idea,” Ilya muses, nudging Shane’s elbow. “You will look better in my jersey than in Montreal jersey.”

    Shane makes a low noise, his eyes holding a bit of a spark when he looks back to Ilya. It’s what Ilya was hoping for—the tiniest crack in the mask. He can see a hint of exasperated affection around the corners of Shane’s eyes, a little bit of fire burning just beneath the surface. It sends a thrill down Ilya’s spine, and he wonders if Shane will be snarky when Ilya gets him naked tonight.

    “That’s not happening,” Shane replies, shaking his head. “Because you’re not winning.”

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    Ilya should have known better.

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    14 Feb 2026