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    Jason has put his life back together just in time to see the whole world fall apart. As the pandemic spreads across Gotham, he's struggling to maintain his new and fragile equilibrium in the face of two separate pressure points:

    One, he's back working in Bruce's restaurant while his own joint's launch seems to be dying before it can even get off the ground, frustrated and beset by relationships still fraught with trauma. And two, he's walked back into a Gotham he can barely recognize, with people locked down in their homes, the streets paved with fear of a choking, ugly, infectious death, and an attack on Alfred that he can't avenge.

    With the high stress, high stakes world of haute cuisine combined with the Wayne family drama in daylight and pounding empty streets feeling like an idiot in armor watching people die at night, it's only a matter of time before he cracks for good.

    Then, suddenly, he gets a reprieve.

    One night a vigilante food truck rolls up to his corner of the world, offering Red Hood a shot at redemption.

    And during the day, there's the Table's new pot scrubber, Tim Drake, who might need some redemption of his own...

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    "Oh, you look great," Tim zoomed in on the bright red outfit.

    "Take that picture," Bruce lifted a white-gloved finger, "and you'll never see that phone again."

    "Eh," Tim tucked the device in his pocket, already having snapped a couple candid shots, "I've got extras."

    "Well," Alfred adjusted Bruce's faux beard, "I think you look splendid, Master Bruce. The children are going to love you."

    "Or be terrified of him," Tim shrugged. "I know you're in costume, but try not to accidentally use your Batman voice on the kids."

    "Keep it up," Bruce pulled the fluffy hat over his head, "and I'll make you my elf."

     

    OR

     

    It's another annual Wayne Enterprises Christmas party, but this year, there is a special guest...

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    Helena Wayne inadvertantly travels to an alternate universe. The good news: this proves that the multiverse exists. The bad news: she's stuck. Which is how she ends up living with her Dad's doppelgänger, a man that is nothing like her father and seems to have a bit of an adopting problem. Navigating her new life full of familiar faces is difficult, especially when the differences between the two worlds just keep stacking up, but Helena is beginning to realize that there are a bunch of people who have her back.

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    He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”

    Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.

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    Gotham is no stranger to vigilantes, that much is obvious. Yet, when the Dark Knight himself shows up in your coffee shop one day, you can't help but feel this is just a recipe for more chaotic encounters.

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    Everything was normal after Bernard Dowd left the chaos cult. well, it was expected. The nightmares weren't ideal, but they weren't a complete surprise, and with Tim and his family close by, he could work through it.
    But soon the nightmares break through into his day.
    Soon he can interact with them.
    Soon he can affect others through his new visions.
    Soon he realises that he might have taken more than just nightmares back with him after the chaos cult.
    Taking to the streets as a vigilante, Bernard will have to combat criminals, hiding his powers in case Batman kicks him out of the city, training with the Red Hood, and making it to his dates with Tim.
    When other ex-cult members turn up dead, Bernard and Jason decide to team up with Constantine, and investigate the origins of the Chaos Cult.
    And maybe get some half-baked therapy along the way.

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    Every day for the month of November I posted a different Batfam oneshot. Enjoy.

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    The hijinks of the Batfamily on social media + their pals!
    Rated T for cursing (aka Jason Todd)

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    "The runes are wrong."

    "What does that mean for us?"?" Tim hisses over the beginnings of a dozen voices rising in chant.

    "Nothing good." Jason states grimly, frantically racking his brain for any way out. Whatever entity is about to come out of this circle is going to be baring a fate worse than death.

    Jason would know. He’s been dead.

    …Actually speaking of being dead. Jason does know someone from the Ghost Zone with enough sheer audacity to help him fight what very well could be an actual demon. It’s been years since they last spoke, but this particular ghost is one of the few people Jason will genuinely and unabashedly call a friend, so he figures it’s worth a shot.

    With a mental ‘fuck it’, Jason begins to chant.

    AKA: Jason and Danny became friends in the Ghost Zone. This is about to be everyone’s problem. Batman just wants to know who this illusive teenager is. Because he’s a meta. Obviously. Not for adoption reasons. No siree, not him.

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    Lila made good on her promise. Marinette has lost all her friends. Though she has found friendship with Chloe. But you know the good thing about having nothing? You get to stop caring. So if Lila wants a little monster to cry about....well she's going to get one. But closing yourself off is a slippery slope. The class goes to Gotham for an exchange program(because that's how Daminette stories go) Damian sees Marinette closing herself off and it reminds him of how he used to be. And he would never wish that on anyone. Will he be able to help Marinette?

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    Even the Bats are feeling the effects of non-stop crime fighting. And Tim mentions that he's never been on a plane before. So Bruce decides that they (Alfred included) were going on a beach vacation.

    There’s only one way this can go, and it’s not good.

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    Tim amended, "Plus, Jason's told us multiple times, in gruesome detail, how he crawled out of his own coffin. Tell me that doesn't sound like a vampire"

    "Okay", Steph obliged, grabbing his cheeks and looking him in the eyes, "that doesn't sound like a vampire!"

    "Stop that!" He shoved her away, fending off her attempts at retaliation, "He basically told me he was a creature of the night. He tried to use reverse psychology into tricking me!"

    Or, why bother coming out as Asexual to your family when you can just make a couple of references to loving garlic bread and let them draw their own conclusions?

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    Tim grumbled, crossing his arms, "Seriously? An exclusive club just for yourself, to get back at us?"

    "Yep", he steepled his fingers cheerfully, "you're welcome to join. Oh wait, you can't!"

    He gestured at the 'Redheads Appreciation Club' advertisements to emphasize his point.

    Or, if you won't let Dick Grayson into your club, he'll make one of his own just to keep you out as well

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    Jason slowly opened his eyes, feeling like someone had thrown him under a bus.

    He was lying on the ground in some dark corner of Crime Alley, the smell of the alley was pungent and made his stomach turn. Everything around him was immense, almost gigantic. He tried to get up, but when he did he realized to his horror that he was on all fours. 

    “Shit. Bruce will kill me."
    He swore aloud, but instead of words came confused meows.

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    "Oh man, that went even better than I'd hoped. Your faces when Duke burst in here! Priceless!", Steph wheezed, clutching her stomach with laughter.

    "Wait", Jason demanded, "You knew?!"

    "Of course I knew", the blonde rolled her eyes at her dumb founded siblings.

    Or, a slightly different version of the WFA episode 'Shovel Talk'

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    The bats and other JL and YJ members on social media and texting.

    Bruce X Selina
    Dick X Barbara
    Jason X Roy
    Cassandra
    Tim X Stephanie
    Damian X Jon

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    Son of the ancient goddess Pandora, he has been known by many names. Some associate him with the gods Dioneysus and Bacchus. Others associate him with Deimos and Phobos, gods of terror and fear. Yet others believe him to brother to the likes of Thor and Loki. Others even think he's the one who makes Gothams villains as crazy as they are. But in this incarnation, he is the human Daniel James "Danny" Fenton, and also the ghost Daniel "Danny" Phantom, son of Pandora, Prince of Athens. God of living in the moment, having fun, chaos, insanity, and etc., he is incredibly dangerous. But no one realizes it until he enters Gotham City.

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    "You know the drill, Dick", Tim shrugged, "no Kryptonian, no entry"

    "Wh- but I basically have an honorary Kryptonian!" He pouted, turning to an unamused looking Bruce, "B! I've worked with Uncle Clark for longer than you have!"

    His father shook his head helplessly, "Sorry. We took a group vote and decided that honorary Kryptonians don't count. You're welcome to take some cookies on your way out, chum"

    Or, the Bats pine after their respective Kryptonian partners and, instead of making their moves, form a club to agonize over the ensuing heartache and longing.

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    Ugh. Little brothers. They’re the worst. "Okay, fine, I'll bite. Why are you here then?"

    "I can't just sit here? Is that illegal now?"

    “In Bruce’s study?”

    Jason just looks at him.

    “Jason.” Dick walks up to the desk, suspiciously peering around.

    Jason jerks and attempts to get in his way, but Dick is quick and fully willing to vault over his brother. Only, Jason immediately latches onto him, and the momentum sends them stumbling back, knocking into the desk.

    ...

    It's a good thing Jason stopped him, for right behind the desk, where Dick would've landed, is a swirling void.

    “What the fuck?” Dick sputters. “No, seriously, what the fuck?”

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    "I just saw the message", he panted, like he'd run all the way down, "you're really subletting the Nest?"

    "Yeah?" Tim blinked, surprised.

    "Well, I fit your criterion, so I was hoping...you'd maybe think about us being roommates?"

    Or, Tim wants a roommate that is preferably definitely not Batfamily-affiliated. Duke and Steph don't get the memo.

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