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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    There are some things Hans would never tell anyone, not even Henry.

    Or the one where Henry slumbers and wanders. Hans questions his entire purpose on God’s green earth. And everything crumbles under siege.

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    02 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Hans pulled the door close behind him and lingered under the shelter the small balcony offered, arms folded tight against the chill, his expression caught between suspicion and amusement.

    “Has it happened? Have you finally lost your mind?”

    Henry turned around, rain already dripping from his lashes, hair plastered to his face. Instead of answering, he bowed low and swept an arm out in invitation.

    “May I have this dance, Sir Hans?”

    Hans stared at him, rain beginning to speckle his shoulders.

    “I thought we weren’t supposed to.”

    Henry tilted his head. “Who’s going to see? The horses?”

    Hans gave a soft snort but didn’t move.

    “Afraid I’m the better dancer, my lord?”

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    After Suchdol, Hans and Henry return to the Devil’s Den, where they must relearn their relationship from the start. Or: five times they thought they were being subtle, and one time they discovered they weren’t.

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    21 May 2026

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    He wishes he didn’t know. Oh, fucking hell, how he wishes he didn’t know.

    His life would be so much easier, so much more straight forward and less goddamn distracting if he didn’t know.

    But no. Oh, no, he just had to ask the bloody smart-mouthed, rat-arsed peasant, to join him in the fucking baths.

    And now Hans is being fucking haunted.

     

    - In which Hans makes an unexpected discovery about Henry, and it throws him for a loop.-

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    14 May 2026

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    “How did you…”

    Hans trails off as Henry rises to his feet, every movement taut as stretched leather. The birds screech in the trees; Henry turns his back to the fire, to Hans, and gazes across the overlook into the forest below. His gloved hands are in fists by his sides. Morning light glints faintly on the rusted rivets of his brigandine.

    Here it comes, whispers a faint voice in the back of Hans’s head.

    Henry tracks down a poacher in the woods. Unrelated: Lord Hans Capon is experiencing possibly the lowest moment of his life to date. One thing leads to another, someone takes a sword (?) wound in the thigh, and everything gets more complicated.

    Set during the canon KCD 2 storyline; spoilers for the Bird of Prey quest.

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    12 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    “You know…” Hans swallows, then clenches his jaw. “…I won’t hate you if you don’t want to do this. We can just let that night be what it was.”

    So, this is it.

    The dreaded discussion has caught up to Henry, as he knew it would, but he had foolishly hoped for a little more time. A night of relative normalcy. He feels his heart plummet to his feet with enough force to burst through the floor. He knows the question he has to ask, but every part of him resists the command to ask it.

    When he finally manages to choke it out, his voice is unsteady. “Is that what you want?”

    Or: after the battle of Suchdol, Henry still isn't positive where Hans stands on their relationship, which makes him nervous. They have a conversation about it while Henry takes care of Hans’ wound.

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    05 May 2026