citrus_bee



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 1

    Tags
    Summary

    In which Crowley learns that trusting new technologies can have dangerous consequences. The technology is the first car phone, in the year of our Lord 1960. The consequence is Aziraphale performing his first Lust temptation on a human.

     

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    336

    28 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

    Tags
    Summary

    As the bastard of an earl, Aziraphale has been relegated to the role of servant by her disdainful stepmother. Aziraphale never dreamed she’d be able to sneak into the Crowley’s famed masquerade ball—or that “Prince Charming” would be waiting there for her!
    /
    Anthony Crowley has avoided marriage even at his mother’s behest for years. But after meeting a stunning angel at his mother’s masquerade ball, all he can think of is her. Despite his heart-sworn oath to find and wed his mysterious “angel” Anthony finds himself falling in love with a lowly, simple maid

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,298
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    957

    21 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

    Tags
    Summary

    “Did she . . . I mean, did the Almighty just declare us gods?
    Ngk.” Crowley shook his head, showing his teeth in mild disgust. “I don’t—I mean, I don’t want to be a god, but—“
    “I think she just declared us gods, Crowley."


    A version of the ending where God does indeed create a new, godless universe, only our universe still remains standing, and God is officially done with it. Now it's up to Aziraphale and Crowley to pick up the pieces, and fill the books in the bookshop with the right words to restore their world to how it used to be. (With a few love confessions, proper apologies and dances along the way, as well as improvements to, finally, make the world a better place.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    828

    17 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

    Tags
    Summary

    An angel and a demon walk into The Muppet Theater.

    Comedy ensues.

    ~~~

    “Well, we’re the ones with the tickets,” Crowley said, holding up his own ticket as proof.

    The two old men looked at each other. “...When was the last time we got actual tickets?” said the one on the right. The one on the left shrugged.

    Crowley grit his teeth.

    Aziraphale did not particularly care for the direction this was heading, so he intervened. “Oh, not a problem at all, gentlemen. Not to worry,” he said to the apparent regulars with a very polite smile. “You can sit in your usual seats, and we can just use these seats!” He gestured to two identical theatre seats that he had just miracled into existence, along with the necessary additional space in the box.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    456

    14 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 48

    Tags
    Summary

    It’s so bright in the circus.

    Every room is brightly lit and brightly colored, filled with Caine’s bright and cheery narration. He won’t leave Ragatha alone, hovering just over her shoulder and going on and on and on about every detail of every space. The girl is grimacing, nodding along. Caine is oblivious, his mismatched eyes sparkling in the light, and Kinger can’t help but find him endearing for it.

    It’s incredible, the things a mind can get used to. The ways a person can adjust.

     

    or: kinger adopts her immediately.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    344
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    1,497

    26 Mar 2026