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    Cale, Han Yoojin and Kim Dokja have met each other through some weird intergalactic means early on in each of their stories (ch. 50 or so) and have since then met bi-monthly to discuss self-sacrificing methods and to gain feedback for their evil plots. On several of these occasions Kim Dokja has been unable to attend since he keeps fucking dying. Finally, when he becomes Oldest Dream, the remaining members of S.S.B (Self Sacrificial Bastards) decide to help his company beat some sense into him. Han Sooyoung does not know wtf is happening but is laughing all the same, Cale is tired of everyone’s BS, Joonghyuk is just barely restraining himself from going on a killing spree, and Yoojin is glad to be there. Also Yoohyun and Choi Han are there to make sure their own bastards are safe. Unfortunately, no one is safe from the chaos that is about to unfold.

    I’m scrapping this because it’s cringe and I got sidetracked too much lmao. Maybe one day it’ll get a rework. One day…

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    16
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    Drabbles that I wanted to write down, but didn’t feel long enough to make into separate fics. If it takes place in an AU, that’ll be specified at the beginning of the chapter.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
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    5
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    After returning home from the world tour that went wrong, thanks to Constantine and Dominic Badguy, the Muppets decide to take some time to recover from it all. Plus, a visit from Walter's brother Gary and his wife Mary.

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    1/1
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    UM... its about kermit becoming a fucking pornstar, and Tony Stark is his first fuck.... and maybe they fall in love.. who the fuck knows ahah don't take any of this seriously :' 0

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    Chapters:
    25/30
    Comments:
    15
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    The entire Marvel Universe is in danger from Thanos, who is on the verge of collecting all Infinity Stones. But this Marvel Universe isn't quite like the one we know. This one is filled with Muppets and the creations from the world of Jim Henson. And they're in just as much trouble. Their only hope lies in the Doctor, a renegade Time Lord from the planet of Gallifrey, who has visited the "Marvelous World" once or twice (or maybe more) before in her previous lives. Now, her greatest allies - the Moya crew - seek in her help to stop Thanos. But it will take more than a TARDIS and a sonic screwdriver to defeat a Mad Titan!

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    16/?
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    16
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    2
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    Somehow, Kermit and the Muppet gang get the Okay from Warner Bros to do a parody of the entire Harry Potter series.

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    3/3
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    When Kermit the Frog, a washed up B-list celebrity decides he can no longer stand the grind of working in an office, he is joined by co-worker Brian Griffin, as they quit to embark on the road trip adventure of a lifetime.

    Content warning for drug use, specifically cocaine and marijuana use. There are also graphic depictions of violence. Stands and Devil fruits are used.

    New chapters will be posted on Saturdays. Any comments are greatly appreciated

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    29,326
    Chapters:
    12/20
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    Blaise gives his blood in exchange for freedom, but the sketchy man who promised to release him keeps asking for more.

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    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    An unlikely encounter in Knockturn Alley results in another, even more unlikely reunion—one of the sexy kind. Unluckily for the reunited lovers, their blissful tryst doesn't last.

    Series
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    676
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    1
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    2
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    It was just a normal day at Station House 4.

    It should have been just a normal case, too.

    But is anything really normal when The Muppets are involved?

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    Basically, I had a dream about this and then I got peer pressured into actually writing this. I don't regret it, though.

    Expect strange muppet shenanigans, Murdoch trying to stay serious despite being surrounded by felt creatures that make no sense, and a little bit of murder. As a treat!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Katsuki and Eijiro have their first date. Death. Not in character. Kermit the frog.

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    1/1
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    I'll put in a proper summary as soon as I think of one. But this is basically a rewrite of Muppets and Mayhem, only with some more details and a couple of added characters.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    If you watch Muppets : Most Wanted, you'll know the Interrogation Song where Sam Eagle and Jean Pierre Napoleon interrogate the Muppet's members. This is my One-Shot version of what Sam and The Muppet's thought when they did the interrogation while acknowledging that Sam is also the member of the Muppets. (Lyrics of the song was included)

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    1/1
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    When Jim Hawkins' mother dies, leaving him alone in the world, he goes to live with an old family friend at the disreputable Jamaica Inn and finds himself fascinated by the innkeeper. But all is not as it seems, and Jim must choose between his heart and his moral compass.

    Inspired by Jamaica Inn by Daphne du Maurier.

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    12,123
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    9
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    92
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    The lovers, the dreamers

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    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    404
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    118
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    1
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    5359
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    in which after the success of manhattan melodies, ronnie and jenny finally address the elephant in the room: those fuzzy feelings they get whenever they're around each other.

    (short one shot!)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    When Holly is abandoned at the theater, the Muppets gain a new family member and Kermit a daughter he never saw himself having.

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    472
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    235
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    Digit recognizes someone from his MuppeTelevision days, but he can’t recall where from…

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    6
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    Fozzie Bear and Cookie Monster have been secretly meeting at night to practice jokes and relieve tension.

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    2,301
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    83
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    I'm sorry if anyone was looking for actually fics and found this.

    Language:
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    Words:
    2,455
    Chapters:
    8/26
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    883

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