WittyyName
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“Look. It was not a prank. You called the Divine Relief Office. They sent me to grant you a wish.” He sounds so certain. So firm. Almost exasperated. But Keith doesn’t believe him. Not one bit. He’s not going to be made fun of like this.
“You’re literally a student at the Garrison,” Keith says flatly. “You’re just a guy. Just a cadet. You’re literally in a college dorm with a suitcase.”
Lance’s nose scrunches, upper lip curling. He lifts his chin slightly. “I’m a student now, but I’m not just some guy. I’m a God of Happiness. More powerful than you could ever imagine. I have the power to mold and shape the world around me. I’m only here, pretending to be human, because you made a wish. And I’m granting it.” He holds his arms wide, shit-eating grin curling mockingly, and Keith feels the dread curling in his gut. “Congratulations. I’m now required to be your boyfriend forever.”
Keith accidentally calls the Divine Relief Office and is granted one wish. Lance is sent to grant the wish. But Keith thinks it’s a prank. He mockingly wishes for Lance to be his boyfriend and the wish gets granted. Surprising everyone. Now Lance is stuck on Earth, pretending to be human, and Keith is stuck with Lance.
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“You always leave for Blue’s mating flights,” Keith snaps, irritation and aggression radiating off of him in waves— but— but Lance doesn’t feel any threat from it. “Why haven’t you left?”
“What’s it to you?” Lance fires back, all defiance as he stands his ground.
Keith doesn’t answer. Instead, he sets his jaw, grinding his teeth with furrowed brows. His nostrils flare. Fists clench and stretch at his sides. His shoulders move with heavy breaths. There’s a darkening shade of red high on his cheekbones…
He looks…
Flustered.
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A dragonriders au where Keith and Lance are pining endlessly and finally stop beating around the bush and give in to the sexual tension
UPDATE: SEQUEL oneshot "Breaking Ground" now in Chapter Two - Keith's POV - The journey to become weyrmates and genuine lovers - 53k word update
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Time seems to stand still on Keith’s quiet little beach. Far from civilization, in an old cabin filled with memories, he often feels like he’s living in a bubble. A peaceful bubble, but a solitary one. While he can’t imagine living anywhere else— far too drawn to the magic of the ocean and the beauty in silence— he sometimes wishes that his home was a little less cold and a little less lonely.
Those wishes come true the day he rescues an injured sea lion on the beach. It just takes him a while to figure it out.
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As heir to the kingdom, Lance always thought he knew exactly what life had in store for him. That is, until a dragon kidnaps him at the age of sixteen. Suddenly his life is a lot less parties, lessons, and castles, and a hell of a lot more barren mountains, grumpy dragons, and boredom. From heir to prize, in just one night.
So now he’s stuck living in a cave with an adolescent, grumpy dragon who doesn’t seem to want him there but still won’t let him go. Not to mention his annoying habit of defeating every suitor who tries to come rescue Lance.
As much as he hates to admit it, he’s probably going to be here for a while. So he might as well settle in and get to know this dragon named Keith.
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Across the Multiverse: Oneshot Collection by WittyyName
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
30 May 2022
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A collection of oneshots that I've written throughout the years from prompts. Ratings G, T, and M
Each chapter is a oneshot. Additional tags and summaries will be in the summary of each chapter.
The first chapter will serve as a master list of all the oneshots within (along with word count, rating, aus, and themes) to allow an easier time choosing which you'd like to read. This will update as more are added.
Updates regularly!
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- Part 1 of Oneshot Collections
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thy sweet love rememb'red such wealth brings by clancularia
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jul 2025
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“I know it’s shitty of me to be so skeptical about us being married, but. Everything is kind of how I thought my life would be. Except you,” Wei Ying said.
Lan Zhan looked at him neutrally.
“Do we...” Wei Ying looked around to see if anyone was nearby, then lowered his voice anyway and leaned in to whisper: “Do we have sex?”
Lan Zhan let out a small huff of a laugh in response, as Wei Ying’s face flooded with color at the squirmy feeling even asking the question brought up in him.
“Yes,” Lan Zhan replied, once he had gotten over his initial reaction. He maintained steady eye contact. “We do.”
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Wei Ying is hit by a curse that temporarily takes away his last eight years of memories, including all of the years he's known his now-husband, Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan prepares himself for angst, but instead ends up having very sexy times with Wei Ying, who's having all of these horny feelings he's not used to.
What's Lan Zhan supposed to do, not enjoy relieving Wei Ying of his virginity for a second time?
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29 Jun 2026
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built on hope by isabilightwood
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2026
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Sixteen years ago, Wei Wuxian escaped the destruction of the Jedi order by the skin of his teeth and left the love of his life to believe him dead. Today, his past is catching up with him all at once.
First, Wei Wuxian's plans to gather intelligence for the Rebellion are disrupted when he runs into Lan Wangji, formerly a pacifist, now the captain of his own rebel cell. Then, Jin Ling--son of Wei Wuxian's deceased friends--witnesses him use the Force, and demands to be taught as his Padawan. Surely he wasn't this much trouble at that age? (He was)
The attraction between Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji is as strong as ever, but the forces that separated them still control the galaxy. They must learn to find their way back together, despite the daily risk of losing each other in the fight against the Empire, this time permanently.
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29 Jun 2026
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A Matter of Time by mrcformoso
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama)
27 Aug 2023
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When Lan Wangji went back in time to the first time he met Wei Wuxian, he thought it would be on their spar on the rooftops. He thought of how much he would have to change their interactions through the Cloud Recesses, how he would have to find a way to split Wei Wuxian from the Jiangs…
But when he came to his body, he found himself holding out a toy drum to a little child, a little A-Ying, in the streets of Yilling.
'Huh.' Lan Wangji thought as the little boy smiled up at him. 'This will be easier than I thought.'
Or: After Wei Wuxian’s death, something broke in Lan Wangji. He would do anything to get the love of his life back, safely in his arms. Even rewrite history.
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- Part 1 of A Matter of Time
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12 Jun 2026
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Every Way to Fall by Pika2
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Mar 2026
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After watching the Cloud Recesses burn to the ground, Alpha Wei Wuxian realizes that his feelings for the Second Jade of Lan's Alpha, Lan Wangji, are far deeper than he expected. Wei Wuxian grapples with the weight of justice and duty in the wake of the Jiang's destruction, and as the only power able to withstand the rising threat of the Wen Clan, must set his own desires aside to protect the people he cares about and win a war-- even if it costs him his life.
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“I’ll… I’ll write to you.” He said with conviction. He met his eyes and shoved his pointed finger in his direction, “Give me your word. Tell me you’ll write back.”
Even as he said this it sounded miserably like the parting of lovers, like a man and wife separated by war where one would die and the other would continue to write and forever wonder why no response was returned. It was not his intention, but before he could amend his request, Lan Wangji was agreeing with equal resolution.
“Wei Ying,” He said, as he turned his back to head toward Gusu.
“Hmm?”
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11 Jun 2026
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Shoot Down The Sky by Bennyhatter
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2026
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Wei Wuxian presents as an omega just over a month after they arrive for the Cloud Recesses lectures.
The thing is... no one expected him to actually be an omega, and his presentation is, in a word, messy. Feral omegas aren't natural, not as far as those in power are concerned, and they certainly aren't meant to cultivate alongside alphas and betas.
They definitely aren't supposed to form a fractured bond with an alpha like Lan Wangji, who does not handle the situation well in the moment, and is then forced to watch the aftermath his actions cause. Meanwhile, Wei Wuxian struggles to come to terms with what it means to be an omega, and how it feels to be rejected by the only person your soul has ever cried out for.
Spoiler alert: It's not fucking great
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08 Jun 2026