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    JAKE: You didnt know?
    DIRK: I kind of just rode in on my badass steed, so I’m gonna need the lowdown here.



    On a quest bequeathed to him from some late paternal asshole, Dirk (and Dave, begrudgingly), arrive at the charming little town Silverdale. Unbeknownst to them, this town is not as peaceful as it seems, and they are quickly dragged into a much larger ordeal than either anticipated.

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    Vignettes of two people with a red string of fate and a pair of dressmaking shears.

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    Dirk finds a half dead demon in a dirty alleyway, and unfortunately the only way to save it is to fuck it to life.

    Little does he know, it ends up having a lot more consequences than he realizes at the time.

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    When a young and parentless boy gets adopted into a troll friend group, he unknowingly starts a rivalry between himself and the short, shouty leader of the group. Completely unaware that this is the beginning of the end of his normal, totally cool, and completely trauma-free teenage life.

     

    A Davekat Lilo and Stitch au
    Don't worry, it isn't a direct copy and paste of the movie, but you'll notice some similarities here and there!

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    Fresh from rehab and desperate for a comeback, washed-up child star Jake English accepts an unusual acting gig: “dating” the socially inept son of eccentric A-list director, Dave Strider.

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    Jake English has always wanted to pilot a jaeger, and be the one to close the breach himself, and final become a hero that his grandmother would be proud of. Enter Dirk Strider, a former pilot turned mechanic after the loss of his brother. The pair really seem to hit it off, and it feels like they might be drift compatible...
    Until a test run proves the opposite. Now Jake is left standing in the ashes, forced to the sidelines as everyone else has to clean up his mess. All while dealing with the echoes of having Dirk in his head and how incredibly violating it felt. Can he pursue the feelings he's started developing for Dirk knowing that he'll never be able to be fully open with him?

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    The Rose Bride and his Prince prepare for revolution.

    Alt. description: Jake’s Hope maintained the structure of Ohtori for years. Dirk takes issue with this.

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    3
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    Typical dirkjake breakup... except not really.

    Tired of having his own shortcomings thrown back at him in the shape of endless orange text walls, Dirk goes radio silence. Maybe for once Jake will know what a prison of green feels like.

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    Jake works at a flower shop and Dirk is a tattoo artist at the tattoo parlor across the street... Need I say more?

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    You skipped three classes. He emailed “checking in” on you. You ghosted all four emails and showed up only for the next exam. He graded it within three days and passed it back to you with, as mentioned, his number scrawled on the last page.

    Green ink. Pretentious handwriting. A *heart* next to the last digit, and a cheeky little “call me.” You took a picture, sent it to Roxy, and burnt the test off the roof of your apartment complex in a barrel you picked up from the nearby scrapyard.

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    Dirk and Jake are idiots on Earth C.

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    Jake, a foundling, was raised at the temple of the Hearth. At 16, he finds himself cast out of his home and needing to fend for himself - if the gods would just leave him alone...

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    Jake English runs an apothecary, helping magical beings survive in a kingdom that hates magic. Dirk Strider is a Prince of the neighboring kingdom which accepts magic, who is dealing with a curse that only the famous Which Jade English could cure- only to find out she is dead and Jake English is his only hope.

    Can they cure the curse, or is Dirk stuck living a simpler life in an apothecary?

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    2/?
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    It’s green, green, beautiful green -

    It means something.

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    or, "Subtitle: Just So You Know, It's A Story About Christmas"

    With a pending divorce hanging over his head, Jake travels from the city to visit his family in the country for the Christmas holiday, during which he encounters the new ranch hand, Dirk. Will Jake be charmed by this flannel-wearing man who moved to his hometown while he was away? Will they manage to overcome several ridiculous miscommunications that could have been solved with a simple question, and fall in love just in time to kiss under the mistletoe?

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    Dirk Strider is a frazzled detective working on Skaia to catch a notorious criminal mastermind, Jake English. English is notorious for his mastery of disguises and his paradoxically philanthropic pursuits. When Dirk thinks he uncovers English's next big plot to destroy the city, he soon learns that there's more to the scheme-- and to English-- than he thought.

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    Head trauma is one ruthless sonuvabitch, and even gods aren’t immune to it. Bad judgement is one primary symptom of it, and Dirk is really starting to feel it toward the end of this season’s finale of Rumble In Da Pumpkin Patch.

    But really, is kissing your opponent to catch them off guard actually that bad of an idea?

    (vaguely based on this tweet: https://x.com/majimatron/status/1288634834080989185?s=20 "queerbaiting in kpop is so crazy imagine kissing your coworker at a fansign and then riding back to the dorms in the company van sitting in complete silence")

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    With the start of another social season, Jake Harley is looking to find matches for his dear sisters, however, the arrival of a new family to high society turns Jake's plans on their head, and as it happens it just might be him that actually finds a love match this season

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    When Dirk is 'deathly ill' with a minor cold, the only person well enough to care for him is Jake English. There’s one slight snag though, they haven't spoken since their rather awkward breakup during Sburb.

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    Two lonely teenagers run away from places that don’t feel like home anymore, looking for a fresh start and somewhere else to belong. They find each other, and maybe that’s enough.

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