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JAKE: You didnt know?
DIRK: I kind of just rode in on my badass steed, so I’m gonna need the lowdown here.
On a quest bequeathed to him from some late paternal asshole, Dirk (and Dave, begrudgingly), arrive at the charming little town Silverdale. Unbeknownst to them, this town is not as peaceful as it seems, and they are quickly dragged into a much larger ordeal than either anticipated. -
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A collection of information and Headcanons. Subject to change
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- Part 1 of Rewind: Alternative Files loading
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Rose is full of wishes: she wishes her sister Roxy didn’t have to work all day to make ends meet. She wishes her brother Dirk didn’t have to plunge into debt for his degree. She wishes her brother Hal had a body. She wishes her brother Dave---also known as the vigilante Jumpstart---didn’t have to risk his life on the street against the villains that the Prospitian Hero Tower never bothered to chase. A tower that would rather imprison him than help anyone.
And she wishes her powers were more useful than seeing a future she is powerless to prevent.
All she can do is take commissions, stay in school, and keep safe---until she sees a new threat and can’t let herself stay down any longer.
If Dave and Hal can do something, surely she can, too.Series
- Part 1 of The Heroes of the City of Skaia
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Fresh from rehab and desperate for a comeback, washed-up child star Jake English accepts an unusual acting gig: “dating” the socially inept son of eccentric A-list director, Dave Strider.
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Jake English has always wanted to pilot a jaeger, and be the one to close the breach himself, and final become a hero that his grandmother would be proud of. Enter Dirk Strider, a former pilot turned mechanic after the loss of his brother. The pair really seem to hit it off, and it feels like they might be drift compatible...
Until a test run proves the opposite. Now Jake is left standing in the ashes, forced to the sidelines as everyone else has to clean up his mess. All while dealing with the echoes of having Dirk in his head and how incredibly violating it felt. Can he pursue the feelings he's started developing for Dirk knowing that he'll never be able to be fully open with him? -
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The Rose Bride and his Prince prepare for revolution.
Alt. description: Jake’s Hope maintained the structure of Ohtori for years. Dirk takes issue with this.
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Jake, a foundling, was raised at the temple of the Hearth. At 16, he finds himself cast out of his home and needing to fend for himself - if the gods would just leave him alone...
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In the middle of his work, the prince is abruptly stricken from grace— splintered to an offshoot timeline, deprived of self-termination, and forced to confront someone he never expected to have to face again— why couldn’t it have been another fucking Dirk?
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i just think roxy deserves a turn at dribbling dirk like a basketball is all
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Jake English is a young, successful man in the arms dealing business. He has money, guns, a dog, and a decently sized house. The only thing he doesn't have is a girl. Until he meets one when taking his dog Bec to the dog park. A budding relationship blossoms only to be ripped to shreds when the girls ex-boyfriend returns from the war after being MIA and Dirk puts these ideas into Jake's head about how she's just not that into him.
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- Part 1 of Complications
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or, "Subtitle: Just So You Know, It's A Story About Christmas"
With a pending divorce hanging over his head, Jake travels from the city to visit his family in the country for the Christmas holiday, during which he encounters the new ranch hand, Dirk. Will Jake be charmed by this flannel-wearing man who moved to his hometown while he was away? Will they manage to overcome several ridiculous miscommunications that could have been solved with a simple question, and fall in love just in time to kiss under the mistletoe?
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Welcome to the grand season finale of my series about my favorite two dorks and the probably most underrated ship in the history of paradox space. I could rant for hours how everything would've went differently if John and Dirk had met up after the game ended but I kinda wrote a whole fanfic series about it instead so. Yeah. (It is this series. Yes.)
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- Part 10 of Clementine & Bluebonnet
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A Gentleman's Guide to Being Courted (Or Rather What NOT To Do) by tillifer
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Mar 2024
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With the start of another social season, Jake Harley is looking to find matches for his dear sisters, however, the arrival of a new family to high society turns Jake's plans on their head, and as it happens it just might be him that actually finds a love match this season
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In what is now precious few hours, the drones will arrive to deliver you onto the doorstep of your genetic progenitor, where either you will kill your remaining genetic opposition and live to oversee the entire alternian empire; or you will die- a fate that is not tenable.
As the barren plane of ocean floor lightens outside the thick sheet of ply-glass designed to take the pressure, long shadows etch the walls in darkness, and shifting longer still... In the dense wateric gravity, the fabric of your clothes catches as you pace. There's nothing else to do.
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Jane Crocker, translocated into alternian society, fuschia heiress at the heart of the empire- inheritance day.
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Extra bits and bobs for the Toxin AU. Reader requests are open!
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- Part 2 of Love, And Other Fairytales
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TG: u heard me
TG: that thing in ur loverboys belly? egg -
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This is an AU where Blue team (Eridan, Feferi, Equius, and Nepeta) survives murderstuck instead of red team (Karkat, Terezi, Kanaya, and Gamzee), hence the name of this story. Probably gonna be very long.
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Dirk, Jane and Kankri go to wallmart and Kankri has to deal with the fact that he needs to wait for some minutes beforw she can see her wives because they are gonna go get something (She fails)
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Following a disastrous Alpha Kids reunion party, Dirk confronts Roxy about her past.
(Essentially, an exploration of Fefetasprite living rent-free in Roxy's head, even after Sburb is behind them all.)
(A Roxy <> Fefetasprite fic. Does not require the previous parts to be read.)
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- Part 2 of Cat Fish Witch
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Life has been confused and disordered since the night you met Dave, but if you can return to a certain starting place and do it all over again, you certainly will. There are a million things you’d like to say, a million secrets to spill and a million hugs to give him, but you’re a gentleman. You clear your throat and manage to croak out one sentence.
“It’s been a while, old sport.”
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Jane Crocker has never looked like other girls. This weighs more heavily on her than people realize.