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    Eren gets turned into a baby, that’s it that’s the story.

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    Dear God,

    This is the story of the time I got vampire-napped to another dimension. Spoiler Alert: You are of no help.

    Alucard, Out

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    "Five Hargreeves was a highly intelligent person. He was excellent at making plans and anticipating what was likely to happen next. He was a cautious person. He was a man in his early fifties, and those decades had been hard won.

    All this to say, he was not particularly the kind of person that one might expect would find himself in this situation. The situation being, hearing a fling from several weeks back telling him that he had gotten her pregnant."

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    Or, the one where Five's plans to get back to his family are slightly derailed when he discovers that he has a new family member.

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    Tommy acquires 2 children after running when Dream escaped Pandora. But Dream is still a problem O-O

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    Twins Wilbur and Techno, along with their father Phil, move into a strange old house in an equally strange town. Actually, it's not so bad: the neighbors are friendly, albeit eccentric, the crows are quite cute and funny, the indelible red spot on the wall in the living room is perfectly covered with a picture, and the scratching behind the basement door is easy to ignore.

    But this kid hiding in the dark is really a little creepy.

    //Or: sbi the main characters of a horror movie who decide to adopt a demon

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    He’d been making his rounds beside the Illyrian Lord when his shadows started tugging on his wrist. He left the Lord with a quick excuse to listen to the shadows. He followed them knowing whatever it is they wanted him to see would be important. They led him further and further towards the edge of the forest. It wasn’t until he heard a baby’s cry that he realized what it was the shadows wanted him to see.
    The babe was wrapped in nothing more than a hole ridden cloth and tucked into a hollowed trunk of a rotten tree. The babe’s brown skin was flushed red from the cold and crying. Azriel reached into the tree and pulled the baby out, tucking it into his arms, hoping to start sheltering it from the cold and return warmth to its small body.

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    NO, LITTLE DRAGON BOY, DON'T GO INTO THAT CAVE!!
    "Oh my Prime, this is a cave full of bird humans!"

     

    Once upon a time, nearly seven years ago, a faerie oracle delivered a prophecy that revealed the key to world domination and the being that would attempt to use it: a dragon and a ram. Nearly seven years ago, a new dragon prince was born.

    They say the number seven was supposed to be lucky. Well, Tommy was almost seven. He could use a change in luck.

    And then he runs into the avian royalty of the Antarctic Empire.

     

    Might change the summary in the future
    Updates Sporadically (until i finish writing Casa del Sueño)

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    After rescuing a six year old Jin Ling, Jiang Cheng is sent back to the past. Pissed and done, he goes on thinking it's a dream (he eventually finds out, don't worry), BUT not before unleashing his own set of chaos (which would either come in handy in the future or bite him in the ass. idk, haven't decided yet!).

    Was he sent alone? idk, come slip into the abyss of this story and find out... Can he save everyone he dearly love, or should i say, loved? *eyebrow wiggles and maniacally laughing in the background

    Viewer discretion is unadvised: There is Angst! There is Fluff! And there is Jiang Cheng being Oblivious, while his friends and family are appalled! Anyway, join Jiang Cheng and his team on a time-travel fiasco!

    P.S. This is a crack turned serious story. The vibes... you decide! ehehehehehhe
    Another P.S. I updated this while i'm in a sugar high, might change the summary lol

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    “Master, did you just try to kriffing mind trick a toddler!?”

    “No!”

    “Sith spit! What the kark do you think you're doing!?”

    Ah, he’s swearing, in front of a child, not a good sign.

    Deflect Qui-Gon, deflect.

    “Padawan…”

    “I’m not a toddler! I’m nine!”

    That is… not helpful, kid.

    Or, Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi kidnap a child. They really, truly, did not mean for this to happen.
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    Ni kyr’tayl gai sa’ad is a saying in Mando'a. 'I know your name as my child' when Clem first began her training as a Jedi, she always knew she was going to have trouble with attachments (especially seeing as she started quite late) but then Qui-Gon died and she and Obi-Wan were given the seemingly impossible task to make Anakin Skywalker a Jedi. A child. A foundling, by the laws of Mandalore, he is her child. With her two Codes coming into conflict what will she choose? To be a Mandalorian? Or to be a Jedi?

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    Phil is an Elytrian adventurer, content in his life alone. He couldn't be expected to know that his destiny had him being a father to many, beginning when he stumbles upon the sound of a baby in distress.

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    Life as we know it AU

    In which Steve’s best dead friend from high school accidentally sets him up with resident freak Eddie Munson, by asking them to raise his baby in the likelihood something happens to him.

     

    Me: *slamming my hands on a table* whERE ARE THE KID FICS

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    An unhinged collection of smut and comedy featuring all your favourite pairings.

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    Louis Yamamoto is the young CEO of Horns Conglomerate, not married due to his sexual preferences being looked down upon by beast society. And he is dealing with depression from loneliness of not having a soul mate. Bill Shinju, his best friend since high school and fellow businessman, has Louis’ name put in for a blind adoption. Louis is very surprised to discover the results of the blind adoption is a two-year-old grey wolf toddler named Legoshi. And he quickly discovers that this baby is not like any other child, forever changing his once quiet life.

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    Cortos Múltiples e Ideas Extendidas.

    [Los tags y la clasificación pueden variar con el tiempo]

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    Dire Crowley has been head master of the NRC for decades now. However, this year's opening ceremony didn't go as planned.

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    "It would seem my theory of something coming through the magic circle was not altogether incorrect. Though circles of that sort are not doorways, so it’s more accurate to say the circle created something which it spat out and left in my home.
    It has been a very peculiar morning."

     

    In the aftermath of Dracula's death, Alucard struggles to cope with isolation, nightmares, and betrayal. While attempting to teach himself new magic, a spell goes horribly wrong and alter's Alucard's life irrevocably.

    Sometimes we are given exactly what we need, even when we feel we don't deserve it.

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    Pearl looked down at marina. Clutched in her hands was an egg. A foggy green color. Roughly the size of a baseball. Slippery like ink but warm to the touch. Pearls mind initially thought it was some sort of dud or dead egg, but the small dark creature wiggling within proved otherwise

    My sleep deprived brain has ruined me again. Plz leave critiques my brain is desperate

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    Tommy was the last shifter left as far as he could tell, and he wanted to keep that a secret. He hadn't been in his human form for years and he didn't even know what it looked like, instead he preferred his shifted form of a cat (or a kitten according to most, but Tommy was a Big Man and was no little kitten).

    He found an okay family to mooch off of, the Crafts. They were all annoying but Tommy would only have to stay for a month before he got all the good food and rest he could get from them and then moved on to the next town. He never got attached, and they wouldn't change that.

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    AKA I got the cat shifter brain rot so now you get the fic.

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    The Vulcans Svela and Halek are both stuck within the boundaries of the great Romulan Star Empire with no clear means of escape, searching desperately for one another, no matter the cost, driven by a most illogical (and somewhat biological) desire to be together. Meanwhile, their outcast and ex-con friends in Federation territory cling to the hope of making a new life for themselves while unraveling the mystery of Svela and Halek's bizarre disappearance. As the years unfold, what will the price of Svela and Halek's freedom and return to the Federation be, and is the philosophy of freedom really worth the struggle? (2295-2336).

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