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    Everything was worse before he met John, he just didn't know about it. It was only when he fell for someone his own age that he realized it was all wrong.

    (Where Dave thinks his existence is normal. It is, very clearly to everyone else, not).

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    Dave has loved John since he was a teenager. He is his savior, after all. With everything that happens, and every angry reaction that John has, Dave just reminds himself: "but I just love him /so much/".

    (Where Dave and John try to balance their difficulties and their desire to stay together forever).

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    Your name is John Egbert and you are so fucking confused.

    You’re surrounded by sparkling sand and stonework rubble. As far as the eye can see, there’s nothing but more sand and more rubble cradled in the sienna walls of a canyon. Some of the debris you see are gray in color and rectangular in shape. They’re grouped together, as if they were once connected, like it was once a stone creature.

    Other structures tower over you, platforms expanding out over their foundations. They almost look like they were once…a bridge

    No. 

    Fuck no.

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    Your eyes finally focus in the dark and oh god that isn't a dog. Two trolls sit in front of you, one awake and one that looks genuinely dead. You back up a little bit, moving from your crouched position. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. There are usually dogs back here and-"

    "Can we still have some jerky?"

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    Everyone’s soulmate connection is different. Some don’t show until after they meet their soulmate, some are always there, from the moment of birth.

    A name written on the arm, a coloured string of fate, or their partner's pain, shown through scars on skin.

    But for some people, their connections are different, and far more complex than a simple tattoo. And this would be the case for three young men.

    Three teenagers wake up in the bodies of strangers. And maybe fall in love with them along the way back to their bodies.

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    3/?
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    Dave Strider wanted to be a normal teenager. That plan got fucked up when he was five. But he went on with life, living like the cool kid he is, with no care in the world. Until he trips world famous actor, Karkat Vantas and starts a dating scandal. And when Karkat's manager tells him the only solution is for them to fake date for the press? Yeah, that whole normal plan was never going to happen. Dave could fake date an actor he's had a crush on since he was thirteen, totally. There'd be no problems with this plan.

    Throw in an abusive Bro, a traitor brother, a comatose stranger, dramatic breakups and more, and Dave is way in over his head.

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    11/?
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    June and Dave meet in their senior year of high school and take the college journey together. After a year of having shitty roommates, June proposes to live together.

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    Seven years ago, John Egbert and his entire family uprooted and vanished off the face of the Earth. The last thing Dave did was ignore his friend– and leave without so much as a goodbye.

    For seven long, lonely years, Dave has wondered what would have happened if he hadn’t been a stupid, angry kid. Pesters went unread, until one day, he stopped sending them and just tried to move on. Emphasis on TRIED.

    And then, like a bolt out of the blue, the lights in the house next door flip back on, and there’s a car in the driveway once more. Dave’s friend is back... but not quite the same.

    For one thing, her name is June– and for another, she’s avoiding Dave like the plague. She’ll barely even talk to him or acknowledge all the time they missed, leaving Dave to watch the light in her bedroom flick on every night as the moon rises.

    Dave has a whole summer to figure out what’s going on. To get his best friend back. All the while, something strange is happening around town, and people are just up and vanishing without a trace...

    All he has to do is solve a mystery, repair a relationship, and try not to fall in love. No pressure.

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    и слава Бобгу.

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    Dave Strider is running for president against Jane Crocker.
    Dahu is a 13 years old fanartist under the name "Creators_fanaccount".
    It's all going to go batshit.

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    John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.

    But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?

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    12/17
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    her breathing is heavy and her stomach feels like it's tied in a knot. "i feel like it's obvious now, but if you still don't get what i'm trying to say i guess i'll just say it outright."

    "jade. i am in love with you." 

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    John is tired from writing and revising his college paper while Dave is craving cuddles (ironically of course).

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    1/1
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    "Don't touch him," you warn. He glares at you over the top of his shades.

    "Don't tell me what to fucking do, kid."

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    After being married off to a demon prince who he doesn't know or like, angel prince John wakes up in the morning. It's been a rough couple of days, and he's ready to get some rest - and probably begin the task of getting to know his new husband, as that's pretty much unavoidable in his situation. He wakes, stretches, looks over - and the other prince won't wake up. Things go downhill very quickly from there.

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    I don't even know with this one. Basically John and Dave fuck because Dave is gay and John wants to feel like a woman and they both want an excuse to escape their dead-end marriages.

    Contains no Obana-assisted suic!de. You are welcome.

    (The title comes from the Neil Cicierega song because it is funny to me personally, and also I happened to be listening to it while writing the John/Dave scene. It's fun to stay at the YMCA. That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter)

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    In which Dave and John get high as fuck during a wedding and seduce the shut in loser named Karkat

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    Karkat is having a day of absolutely, comically awful luck. He loses things, drops things, gets stuck in traffic, and also the one day his long-time very straight online friends can fly in to meet him is the day his blind prophet friend Terezi and friend-of-a-friend prophet Rose predicted he’d meet at least one soulmate, and they haven’t been wrong yet. His hopes for the day aren’t high - but he hopes he’s wrong about the guess he has for how this meeting will go.

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    Who knew that middle school would lead to a game of Spin The Bottle that would determine your sexuality?

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    1/1
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

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    Chapters:
    39/39
    Comments:
    54
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    219
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
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