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Desperation Turns People Into Monsters by MutinyInTheHornyJail
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
06 Mar 2025
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After five years of a miserable, fruitless marriage to a woman he hates Stolas simply cannot stomach another night of trying for a child that just won't come. There are more important things afoot, a bewildering prophecy foretelling something terrible happening within his family and yet no one will take him seriously, instead fixating on his producing an heir as if it were the only thing he was good for.
Five years after the fire that took everything from him Blitzø is alone, broke and desperate. Being a brand new assassin in Hell is way harder than he'd anticipated and the fear of becoming homeless again is enough to make him consider doing anything, no matter how demeaning. Even being a servant for those stuck up, pretentious assholes, the Ars Goetia. That is, until a contract arrives at his door with a price tag that changes everything. Suddenly being a servant doesn't seem so bad when it puts you close to one of the most expensive targets in Hell. He'd get that damn owl or die trying.Slow burn enemies to lovers romance set five years after the circus fire with cover art. I know it's kind of a common AU idea but it's one I really love so I thought I'd try my hand at it. Hopefully I'm doing it justice!
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14 Mar 2026
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Most teenagers couldn’t wait for their 18th birthday, because for most teenagers it symbolized a time when you truly gained your independence and had the freedom to do what you wanted when you wanted.
For Stolas, turning 18 felt like the exact opposite.
“What if you married someone terrible? Like… someone super embarrassing, or whatever… that even if your Dad made you get a divorce no one wanted to marry you because of how terrible they were?” Blitzø asked.
Stolas stared at him for a long while before answering. “I am marrying someone terrible and embarrassing. Her name is Stella.”
“No, Stols.. what I’m saying is what if you married someone like an imp? Wouldn’t that be enough to make them not want you anymore? Matter of fact, make it a dude, just to really drive it home to the other Geotia that you’re totally unhinged.”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after meeting as children, and Blitzø has the brilliant plan for them to get married to tarnish the Prince's reputation so that no other Goetia will want to marry him. And for absolutely NO other reason, or ulterior motive. At all.
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28 Jan 2026
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25 years ago, Blitzø Buckzo spent a week in Hell, after his father mercilessly sold him to a demon king as a plaything for his son, the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia. But, surprisingly, Blitzø had a pretty good time while he was there!
But what is even the point of being childhood friends with an actual demon prince, if you can't use that connection to launch a convoluted money making scheme based off the information shitty dead people took with them down to Hell (with a little assassination sprinkled in for funsies)?
There's literally no other point! Or, at least, that's what Blitzø tells himself when he decides to do exactly that.
So one Halloween, with the help of his employees, Blitzø summons that same demon prince who refused to kill him and became his friend instead all those years ago. But it turns out there's a high, high price, that only Blitzø can pay, for the help of a demon of such limitless power. And that price is…
Monthly movie nights!
And then a bunch more things sure do happen.
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- Part 2 of Circled In
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28 Jan 2026
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Hell is Hell. The place was practically built around suffering but that doesn't mean everyone living there suffers equally; some people clearly have it better than others.
Blitzø is a whore. Not just in the sense that he's promiscuous as hell, but literally. Alone after the fire that killed his family and with fucked up moral obligations that mean he has to keep working no matter what, the imp has gotta do whatever shit he can to keep that money coming in. At least, until someone unexpected shows up to throw his life into chaos.
Prince Stolas dreads his impending arranged marriage. Bound by duty and familial expectations, his future is fixed and no matter how much he might resent it, there is no escaping the gilded chains he was born to wear.
Tensions are growing between the demon elite and Hell's increasingly bitter underclass and in a world of constitutionalised abuse and blatant classism, change is brewing. The pair stand on either side of a rapidly growing schism between the ‘haves’, and the ‘have nots’ and soon they will have to face the fact that, no matter how attracted to someone you might be, some people will always be the fucking enemy.More details in the notes.
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17 Jan 2026
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“Fuck, you took that like a champ,” a voice crowed from the open window. “Hurry up, get your ass in the van.”
Stolas looked up to see an imp sitting in the driver's seat. The first thing Stolas noticed about him was that he was devastatingly hot. His tight black t-shirt showed off his broad chest, and Stolas found his brain taking too long to understand the words the imp had said.
“Hello? Did you get water in your fucking ears?” the imp asked. “Get in the van. You are a hitchhiker, aren't you?”
Hitchhiker. Yes. He supposed he was.
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24 Oct 2025
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the cellar door is an open throat by highfemmeicequeen
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Oct 2025
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“I’m not good for it,” he says. He’s babbling now, shaky voice stumbling over words he has never said aloud. “I don’t know how. I know—empty beds, raised voices. I know she didn’t pick the dress. I know how to shut a cupboard door quietly. I don’t know—“
—how to love you.
“I ruined everything,” he says. “I left Via alone with her.”
or: Stolas finally talks about Stella. It helps, sort of.
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17 Oct 2025
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“Close the door behind you, Stolas.”
There wasn’t exactly an authoritative tone to it, but Stolas hurried to obey regardless, talons trembling around the door handle as he pulled it shut. When he turned back to face Blitzø he was met with a satisfied smirk as Blitzø tasted the air again. Still, he tried to hold some semblance of composure, though his tongue felt heavy in his mouth and he stumbled over his words, “W-what did you need, Blitzø?”
Blitzø bared his teeth as his grin broadened - the danger in it was arousing and Stolas found himself taking a step back to press his shoulders against the door behind him. “Oh, I think you know exactly what I need, pretty bird. That ass, naked, on this desk. Now.”
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Anyone else still reeling from Mission 0, because I am.
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19 Sep 2025
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Stolas and Blitzo are in love raising their girls. Everything should be wonderful. But as cracks show beneath the surface and outside forces threaten to pull them apart, Blitzo is left wondering if their messy little family can truly hold together.
Sequel to Tie me Up and Show me What's Real
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- Part 2 of Ties of Love
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22 Jun 2025
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My Best Friend’s Stupid Fucking Arranged Wedding by satanic_bipanic
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Feb 2025
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The night of Stolas' bachelor party, his best friend Blitzø tries to stop him from making a huge mistake in marrying Stella.
Written for HelluValentine Week. Day 2 Prompt: RomCom
Stereotypical RomCom/Romantasy behavior from all parties. Let’s play Spot the Tropes!
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- Part 1 of Choose Me
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Stolas didn't marry Stella. Instead he chose exile with Blitzø, the demon he's loved since he was eleven years old.
This is the story of their first year of marriage.
Sequel to "My Best Friend's Stupid Fucking Arranged Marriage." You don't HAVE to read it to read this, but it's a one-shot so you totally should.
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- Part 2 of Choose Me
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Full moon BDSM session turns a different direction ;)
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17 Jan 2025
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The thing with a ring, is that it has a center.
The Rings, the Seven Rings, are piled one over another, like the universe most shit sandwich. Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Envy, Sloth. Every demon child in Hell knows them, without knowing how you know. Maybe you drink their names from your mother’s tits.
Heaven if he knew.
But a ring is an empty circle, and a circle has a center.
In this story’s center, there should maybe be a crystal but, when he thought back of it, the center of it all was the flat.__
Stolas has been frozen out of his assets while the divorce goes on. The fight with Andrealphus went through. And now, he has nowhere to go.
Or does he?
Aka: Oh my God, they were Roomates - the fanfic with a liberal sprinkles of There Was Only One Bed.
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11 Jan 2025
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Takes place sometime between "Oops" and "Full Moon".
Stolas gives Blitz the Asmodean crystal right before he has to perform an important ritual. It's meant to be a temporary thing until he's finished, and he could figure out how to talk to the imp about their arrangement.
However, when Stolas faces complications with his recovery after the ritual, Blitz must come to terms with his feelings for the owl.Series
- Part 1 of In My Time...
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20 Dec 2024
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Blitzo is a twenty-three year old clown school drop-out working at an adult toy store. It's been rough trying to rebuild his life, heal his scars, and deal with a sister hooked on H8. But everything changes when a newly married Stolas walks in.
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- Part 1 of Ties of Love
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When seeking prophecies among the stars, Stolas catches the attention of an eldritch being. Its presence follows him, and when it harms him in dreams, the wounds become real.
Him and Blitzø only have so much time to find a solution. After all, he needs to sleep eventually.
Written for Stolas Whump Week 2024.
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04 Dec 2024
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Overlord Husk AU a la: celestialalpacaron on Tumblr
Angel learns how to exist in a safe(r) place after Valentino loses him in a bet to Husk's casino
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09 Feb 2024
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Hunter doesn't have any claim over the name Deamonne. It's not like he doesn't know that. If anything he would be a Wittebane, no matter how much the thought makes his skin crawl. More realistically, he's just Hunter, and no one in their right mind would claim him as one of their own, as family. Darius was kind to him, but the man had always been very particular about what was his; he wouldn't want a broken boy.
He knows all of this. And yet, 'Hunter Deamonne' is still what comes out of his mouth when asked about his name.
Or: Five times someone wondered about Hunter's new last name and one time they all knew.
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18 Sep 2022
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And I just can't endure any more of the fight by Phantomxlegend
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
14 Jun 2022
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“Oh, Hijo, your arm,” Mrs. Noceda’s attention was suddenly turned to Hunter, causing him to startle. He looked up from the floor, eyes widening slightly as his ears twitched.
Hunter opened his mouth to say something, only a small squeak coming out as he looked down at his arm.
It looked bad, yeah. Dark veins that trailed up his limbs, and he was sure that his veins were like that on his face as well. Branch-like scars covered the right side of his body making for a pretty grotesque image, he was sure.
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The draining spell had a little more of an unwanted side effect
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- Part 8 of The owl house one shots
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14 Jul 2022
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When Alastor catches Angel Dust in the midst of a nightmare, one random act of kindness turns into a mess of emotional turmoil and feelings he prided himself on avoiding in the past. He hates Angel for making him care. Or maybe he hates himself for being weak enough to get attached. Whatever the case, he can't very well leave the poor fellow to... that. But is it justified for him to invade Angel's privacy in this much different but no less hurtful way, regardless of his intentions?
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26 Jun 2022
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Taako suddenly remembers that he sold the control soul gem he promised to protect during the robot cycle, and he enlists Magnus' help to track it down. Along the way they find adventure, peril, and a love they forgot.
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08 Jun 2022